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by montinelevin
Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:23 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Hey, Killian
Replies: 7
Views: 426

Hey, Killian

Go fuck yourself!!!

You lock my thread and call me out for a hungus because I said ND would lose by 4 TD's???

My bad... they lost by 3 TD's.

You're a punk!

There was no thread about this started by me!

Did I mention... Go fuck yourself? You fuckin' baby!
by montinelevin
Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AIDS moving up to #3!!
Replies: 27
Views: 2843

smackaholic wrote:you disputing wolfie, dumbshit? or is this just a touchie subject with bay area carnies? can't imagine why.
Why the
fuck do you
need to drag
things out?
-Just say what
you mean.
You must be
one of those
-libs.
Did you know the
real reason why
we'-re
really in Iraq-?
-Clinton/depth perception-!
by montinelevin
Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AIDS moving up to #3!!
Replies: 27
Views: 2843

Wolfman wrote:"we just need more education"--right ??
Has anyone
ever tried to-
-kill you?
by montinelevin
Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:41 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bet Against the Bookie Week 13
Replies: 25
Views: 1249

Junkies!

Will there ever be a board where guys actually care about who wins and loses?

There should be a gambling forum for the dorks.
by montinelevin
Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:29 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Since We've Been Discussing the BCS
Replies: 9
Views: 1230

Re: ?

and of course it goes without saying that KAL would get butchered by the huskers, in fact, there are maybe 4 or 5 teams in the entire country who could beat nebraska in a bowl game, and KAL is not one of them, Hmmmm... I recall a recent assraping Cal put on "the Corn". The Korn bends over...
by montinelevin
Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:46 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Yeeehaa! Emerald Bowl bound
Replies: 5
Views: 410

Re: http://theoneboard.com/board/mods/bbcode_box/images/ital

Screw_Michigan wrote:
montinelevin wrote:p.s. I'm sure walkup ticket sales will be available.
you're sure? god, your stupid.
Is this just self-reflection... or does the resident "hillbilly" have a point we're all missing?
by montinelevin
Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:40 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Van, Meds, Assorted Men of Troy, Go Fuck Yourownselves
Replies: 42
Views: 2259

Typical $C fan.

and "Meds" wonders why he got the shit kicked outta him, in Berkeley.
by montinelevin
Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:27 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Yeeehaa! Emerald Bowl bound
Replies: 5
Views: 410

http://theoneboard.com/board/mods/bbcode_box/images/italic.g

Funny that they have a picture of Lynch on the Emerald Bowl website: Emerald Bowl I remember walking from North Beach to the game last year to kill some time before some other games. Only to see Utah kick the shit outta "mighty" Georgia Tech by 4 TD's. I guess there is a reason certain con...
by montinelevin
Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:05 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Enough is enough (Re: bowls)
Replies: 70
Views: 3061

Bowls are usually fronts for the local hospitality industry. They want fans to travel in order to fill hotel rooms and eat at restaurants.


the truth
by montinelevin
Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:03 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Does ND belong in a BCS bowl?
Replies: 52
Views: 3960

I guess some of us have to learn the hard way.

There is no Santa.

God really is Jewish.
by montinelevin
Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:06 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Does ND belong in a BCS bowl?
Replies: 52
Views: 3960

Dear Santa/St. Nick (Frisco), Could you make everything LSU and U$C from the year 2003 and 2004 in college football go away? I feel it's in the world's best interest if we go back to bashing ND for sucking so much and being ranked to high for the 16th straight year... ... I really care about ND, sin...
by montinelevin
Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:39 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Big 12 Honks...What Bowl Matchups Do You Want To See?
Replies: 52
Views: 2489

IndyFrisco wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:m2 vs. brad thread.
Image
Take it back, Frisco!

Don't make me call Tom Hansen and have you guys play us in San Diego.

I'll do it!
by montinelevin
Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:48 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: tpb
Replies: 45
Views: 3140

cryptic as per the usual. example: evading the question about one's disdane for those that might be Hispanic. at least you "allow others" to SELL for you. PROPs...i guess Q, hate to break the news to you... but my mom was born in Panama city, Panama. Not only do I speak Spanish and Hebrew...
by montinelevin
Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:22 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: tpb
Replies: 45
Views: 3140

thats somewhat surprising...considering your "chosen trade"...being a salesman and all. Q, really? Tell me you're smart enough to know better. We're all salesmen in one way or another. If you consider "Bill Gates" a computer salesman... then I'm guilty. I operate a buisness in 4...
by montinelevin
Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:37 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: tpb
Replies: 45
Views: 3140

Qbert wrote:m2

??? Really ???

my eyes are bleeding as well.
Q, that was some disturbing shit.

I don't think any harm was meant by Niner Fans fucking with each other here.

What KCPaul did, was the sickest shit I've ever seen on these boards.
by montinelevin
Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:12 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: tpb
Replies: 45
Views: 3140

The “take the challenge” thread is actually working well… Not one response to my Heineken sucks post! 'Zilla you were quite correct about your domestic version of Heineken. for best results...use Rolling Rock. AS FOR THE REST OF THE SHIT in this THREAD.... Last time i checked..."beaner" a...
by montinelevin
Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:05 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: tpb
Replies: 45
Views: 3140

So, is that "White piece of trash from Missery" gonna give Fat Paul a job... or is he just gonna hoard that .35 cents??? WTF are you talking about? Don't try and deflect your own ass kicking here. It's not my fault that you fukked yourself by chiming in. Guess what? It's no one else's eit...
by montinelevin
Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:33 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Memo To Seahawk Fan
Replies: 10
Views: 1756

Another zebra festival tonight in Seattle. Its not football anymore, its ballet. That 'roughing' the passer call against Green Bay was HORRIBLE. Kinda validates the botched sack by that Giant D-lineman yesterday vs the Titans. Defensive players are reluctant to treat QB's like actual football playe...
by montinelevin
Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:16 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: tpb
Replies: 45
Views: 3140

War Wagon wrote:Image
by montinelevin
Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:56 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: tpb
Replies: 45
Views: 3140

So, is that "White piece of trash from Missery" gonna give Fat Paul a job... or is he just gonna hoard that .35 cents???
by montinelevin
Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:49 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: tpb
Replies: 45
Views: 3140

Look Taco boy... my food isn't gonna pick itself.

Get to work!
by montinelevin
Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:46 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: tpb
Replies: 45
Views: 3140

Did I give you permission... to stop moving my lawn? Taco. Don't make me make you build the fence... for $2.35 an hour. You do want to bring your mom and pop's here... don't ya? OTST. Again. Mow your own lawn... you "White" toothless piece of "Trash"! Give Fat Paul a fuckin' job...
by montinelevin
Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:36 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: tpb
Replies: 45
Views: 3140

:meds: "He's prejudiced against Latino's. Can you believe that in this day and age? A JewFag , prejudiced againt Latino's . http://dcql.altervista.org/Joe_Pesci.jpg Did I give you permission... to stop moving my lawn? Taco. Don't make me make you build the fence... for $2.35 an hour. You do wa...
by montinelevin
Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:20 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: tpb
Replies: 45
Views: 3140

Somebody kill Kornhieser. NOW. His harping on keeping Hasslebach in the game is like nails on a chalkboard. Don't disrespect the Niner Country... and change the location on your avatar. You haven't lived in the most beautiful city in the World/Country for quite awhile. Be a good "beaner" ...
by montinelevin
Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:34 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: tpb
Replies: 45
Views: 3140

They're starting to brag? Well, they are... outstanding.
by montinelevin
Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:59 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: tpb
Replies: 45
Views: 3140

Re: tpb

packers covers the spread*, AND win this game. somethingm magic from favre tonight. fo sho *15 pts from one buddy, 12.5 from another. the spread- bo derek on another. either im getting even with alot of my friends or buying stock in heineken before night is out. Rack you for bringin' the snow! Kill...
by montinelevin
Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:13 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Your new top-15
Replies: 9
Views: 698

1. Ohio State 2. Michigan 3. Florida 4. Oklahoma 5. LSU 6. USC 7. Arkansas 8. Boise State 9. Auburn 10. Wisconsin 11. Rutgers 12. Louisville 13. Texas 14. Virginia Tech 15. Nebraska I know I'll get lambasted as a homer for the OU pick at 4 but by god WE ARE AN 11-1 TEAM period, end of story. I'm si...
by montinelevin
Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:03 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: umich/nd rematch
Replies: 43
Views: 2048

My beef with you was that I read your post as attempting to assert that ND does not belong in the BCS. I disagree, especially in light of the rules that are in place (i.e., no more than one at-large bid per conference). Feel free to win a bowl game... "any fucking bowl game" before you cl...
by montinelevin
Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:52 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Your new top-15
Replies: 9
Views: 698

1. Ohio State 2. Michigan 3. Florida 4. Oklahoma 5. LSU 6. USC 7. Arkansas 8. Boise State 9. Auburn 10. Wisconsin 11. Rutgers 12. Louisville 13. Texas 14. Virginia Tech 15. Nebraska I know I'll get lambasted as a homer for the OU pick at 4 but by god WE ARE AN 11-1 TEAM period, end of story. I'm si...
by montinelevin
Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:36 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Cal v. ND...
Replies: 16
Views: 619

Any explanations as to how Cal got levelled by Tennessee? Sure. The 35-18 game. Cal was starting a Sophmore QB in his 1st full game in a Div.I game, in front of 105,000. Cal lost their All-American CB(Tim Mixon) 4 days before the game due to injury, and was replaced with a freshman cb who had a bro...
by montinelevin
Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:52 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: USC Looked Scary Good Against ND
Replies: 49
Views: 2176

88, I'm not sure where the "scary good" comes in??? Most of us in the PAC 10 were laughing /talking about how bad $C looked in this game. After $C went through their PAC 10 schedule... ND was like Toying with a Baby . Notre Dame would be a lower tier team in the PAC. Take a look at the UCL...
by montinelevin
Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:48 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Vince Young
Replies: 26
Views: 2477

Vince didnt do anything. Giants melted spectacularly and heads need to roll. RACK. Hey dummer, I think you have some folks that are looking for you... Tardland Now back to serious football talk. Vince Young had 3 fuckin' TD's in the 4th quarter!!! Young made the Giants melt ! Plain and simple.
by montinelevin
Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:41 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Frank "the fuckin" Tank!
Replies: 27
Views: 1308

The Tank keeps a rollin'... NFL Rushing Yards 1. L. Johnson KC 1202 2. F. Gore SF 1177 3. L. Tomlinson SD 1146 4. T. Barber NYG 1080 5. C. Taylor MIN 999 The Tank... is just 25 yards behind LJ. With 72.... that's right... 72 less carries!!! The Tank is close to 6 yards a carry, and there isn't a run...
by montinelevin
Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:01 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Denver at KC - NFL Network T-Day inaugural game
Replies: 121
Views: 6298

For each of the QBs whose image you have masturbated to, there are at least 10 or 15 losers that never made it. Name them... take your time. kelly stouffer todd blackledge danny wuerffel ryan leaf tony banks shaun king dan mcgwire quincy carter marques tuiasosopo matt kofler jay schroeder charlie b...
by montinelevin
Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:47 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: UF's first test
Replies: 8
Views: 540

T REX wrote:Uhhhh, just you wandering around in that scorched black forum is enough to keep me away.

How bad is the lack of imagination that someone is still trying to use you as humor.

Rack!

By the way... Van and meds, have taken over the bradhusker role.
by montinelevin
Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:18 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Cal v. ND...
Replies: 16
Views: 619

Before the thread was hijacked... By the Spam combo of Van/Dins. Mikey had a point. I hate to say it but you've got a point. Cal would prolly kick the shit out of ND. But then we all know that program is a poser at best. How on earth... is Notre Shame still in the top 10? Feel free to explain... We ...
by montinelevin
Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:51 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: USC Looked Scary Good Against ND
Replies: 49
Views: 2176

Believe the Heupel wrote:I meant "what they are."

Which is nowhere near where they're polling.

Notre Dame could be 0-12 and still be in the Top 25... tell me you knew.

It's part of the contract they have with the BCS....... errrrr NBC.
by montinelevin
Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:38 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Cal v. ND...
Replies: 16
Views: 619

That's sorta sacriligious, actually. You see Van... that's not funny. It maybe this guy funny... http://www.jerrypippin.com/Bob%20Hope%203.jpg Which in reality... isn't funny in the least bit. Now if you want to know funny? Get a couple of Lp's from this guy... http://www.rikksrevues.com/lenny_bruc...
by montinelevin
Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:26 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Cal v. ND...
Replies: 16
Views: 619

Van wrote:Yup, m2, when it comes to who's posted the (intentionally) funnier shit over the years on these boards, you or I, ummm...

Oh, never mind. You've had a bad enough year as it is.
Jesus, you're an idiot.
by montinelevin
Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:22 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Cal v. ND...
Replies: 16
Views: 619

Theres goes m2 again, explaining why he's learned so little in his lifetime... m2, you LISTEN with your ears. You TALK (or, in this case, blow) with your mouth. As the saying goes, that's why god gave you two ears and only one mouth, so you could listen more and learn... Humor isn't one of your str...

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