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For the rights to negotiate with that Jap pitcher? Nevermind the $14+ MILLION/year they'll pay him in salary. Not to mention the 13+ MILLION/year they'll end up paying JD Drew. I bet their payroll this year with be 150+ MILLION. Add in the 51 MILLION to pay that off that slant's team for his rights ...

jiminphilly wrote:leaving more me money for beer and more time to watch football.

You are quite the family man. I wish my dad was as cool as you are. Let's get all Moellered up sometime!

BSmack wrote:No. But like any real man, I don't do that shit until like December 23rd.

I bet the frown on her face upon opening these last minute "finds" closely resembles the look of utter disappointment she gives you every time you drop your pants, huh?

Goober McTuber wrote:I never wear the collars up.

But the rest of this sentence is okay:

Goober McTuber wrote:Another upturned-collar-pink-shirt-wearing faggot shows up.

You should come to our fund raising car warsh. I'd love to Armor-All your Leather Cheerio.

You're on the JV?? Well that proves that you're (1) a complete dumbass that was held back or failed several grades, or both, and (2) a complete pussy, since you're in your late teens or early 20s yet still can't compete with the "big boys". Carry on, tough guy. :lol: I am only 16. I had a...

Great. Another upturned-collar-pink-shirt-wearing faggot shows up. It's called a uniform. We all wear pink. What do you know about being on a team? I can squat 165 lbs 15 times until failure, you? Coach says I gotta hit 175 before making Varsity. I will punt your old nads through the goalposts if y...

Douchebag got grounded for stealing his step-dad's Vespa to meet some jerk weed at the Ponderosa. One of you punk-bitches pussied out and never showed up. I am here and ready to take on all comers. I'm the right tackle on the JV team and will kick any bitch's ass who's got the nut to step up. Bring ...