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by Systematic Jackass
Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 24470

timmay wrote:
Systematic Jackass wrote:Who fuckin cares?

I forgot genres completely end when the clock turns to 00:00 on Jan. 1st

I guess I deserve a ban.
don't you already have some of those?


:oops: Thanks for blowing my cover, dickhead
by Systematic Jackass
Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 24470

Who fuckin cares?

I forgot genres completely end when the clock turns to 00:00 on Jan. 1st

I guess I deserve a ban.
by Systematic Jackass
Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jim Rome "Light" =Stuck Nut?
Replies: 46
Views: 4279

Well if that's the case, then fuck you, I'm keeping my points.

I'm gonna turn them in for a sweet ash tray one day when we get that trade-in function available.
by Systematic Jackass
Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jim Rome "Light" =Stuck Nut?
Replies: 46
Views: 4279

I've got something like 400 thousand points at SN. I can share them with you if it will cheer you up AP.

I'm not selfish like these other jackoffs
by Systematic Jackass
Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 24470

Alright! We got movie quotes from the late 80s being represented.

Timmay must post here
by Systematic Jackass
Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Memo to Ghetto Pedestrians
Replies: 58
Views: 3036

Dinsdale wrote:
Systematic Jackass wrote:He was colored anyhow

I'm guessing he was colored blue, purple, and red after being did up by a bus.
Ouch. Yeah, mostly red.
by Systematic Jackass
Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Memo to Ghetto Pedestrians
Replies: 58
Views: 3036

I suppose y'all are right. Fuck him.


He was colored anyhow
by Systematic Jackass
Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:58 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Peterson possibly to return this week
Replies: 9
Views: 586

Great. I was hoping OU would be without him on Dec. 2
by Systematic Jackass
Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More stupidity from my coworkers...
Replies: 34
Views: 1484

Just say “I suck balls”, and go face-fuck a 12-gauge. Granted Goobs is chairman of the Welcoming Commitee but why the hell is he being so nice to this newbie. His lofty position has turned him into a "Slacker." Looks like the only thing Goobs is now good for is occupying a seat in Congres...
by Systematic Jackass
Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Memo to Ghetto Pedestrians
Replies: 58
Views: 3036

I've been to several vehicle/pedestrian accidents. The worst was a couple months ago when a 9 year old got run over by his school bus. Little kid had initially missed the bus and as it was pulling off, he ran after it and tried to open the door and fell under the wheel. Bus driver never even knew he...
by Systematic Jackass
Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More stupidity from my coworkers...
Replies: 34
Views: 1484

Goober McTuber wrote:Just say “I suck balls”, and go face-fuck a 12-gauge.
Sorry, thats not my style
by Systematic Jackass
Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:09 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raiders can't tackle....
Replies: 17
Views: 797

LJ runs for 200+ this week in an easy win for us
by Systematic Jackass
Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More stupidity from my coworkers...
Replies: 34
Views: 1484

So what's the news here? Do I have to say Rack Trolls or something?
by Systematic Jackass
Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More stupidity from my coworkers...
Replies: 34
Views: 1484

timmay wrote:
Systematic Jackass wrote:Timmay told me to come over too, and for that I am truly sorry.
I wish you tards wouldn't drop my name before coming in here doing that "turn your head to the side, close your eyes, and ghey doggy paddle motion" thing.
Do you deny calling for troops
by Systematic Jackass
Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More stupidity from my coworkers...
Replies: 34
Views: 1484

Douchebag wrote:
Systematic Jackass wrote:Timmay told me to come over too, and for that I am truly sorry.
Get fucked, loser.
No, that's not gonna happen. Unless I get banned...which is entirely possible.
by Systematic Jackass
Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:46 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: What is everyone wanting for christmas?
Replies: 25
Views: 1234

Nebraska to win the Conference championship game so we can get run out of the Fiesta Bowl.

It would be good for recruiting though, just to be back there.
by Systematic Jackass
Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:44 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Texas fan threatens Doug Flutie and his family
Replies: 11
Views: 784

I'm pretty sure I've seen that pic wytched into several other NCAA teams. Is the original a Texas fan? I always thought it was a Sooner fan.
by Systematic Jackass
Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:43 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Jeff Bowden to resign at season end!
Replies: 21
Views: 657

That's why all coaches should stay away from nepotism. It ruined Bobby's legacy. He'll be lucky to have another 8 win season before he retires/dies.
by Systematic Jackass
Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More stupidity from my coworkers...
Replies: 34
Views: 1484

Timmay told me to come over too, and for that I am truly sorry.