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A good ole fashioned Top 10 FATTEST STATES list.

As per usual, the south dominates.

1 Mississippi
2 West Virginia
3 Kentucky
4 Tennessee
5 Alabama
6 Oklahoma
7 Louisiana
8 Arkansas
9 Delaware
10 Ohio

Finally, we (Michigan) are not top 10! We're not top 10! That's right, we moved all the way down to...11. I'm gonna celebrate by eating a tub of KFC tonight.

https://wallethub.com/edu/fattest-states/16585/
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Haha, Ohio's fatter than us.

Suck it, Ohio
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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How the hell is GA not on that list? Must be some sort of oversight.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 4:58 pm How the hell is GA not on that list? Must be some sort of oversight.
Spray said he's been dieting lately, it really skewed the numbers.
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Just more proof that we should have let those asshats seceded when we had the chance.
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You really are a fat stupid fuck.
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Kierland wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:07 pm Just more proof that we should have let those asshats seceded when we had the chance.
Yeah, but you gotta have some fat states to make yourself look better by comparison. It's like how the attractive chick always has a couple ugly friends so she stands out at the bar.
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Papa Willie wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:12 pm Flint
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Those are cities, bro. Try to keep up.
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Don't knock Flint until you've dined at the Fuddruckers on Miller Road. To die for.
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Papa Willie wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:28 pmPs: KY sends condolences to Sparty.
Motherfucker. :x
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:32 pm Don't knock Flint until you've dined at the Fuddruckers on Miller Road. To die for.
Fuddruckers is great. Too bad they closed the one in Gallery Place DC.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 4:58 pm How the hell is GA not on that list? Must be some sort of oversight.




Some of dem Georgia folk are Auburn fans and crossed the border into Ala (git down der) bama when the analytics were calculated.




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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:22 pm
Papa Willie wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:12 pm Flint
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Those are cities, bro. Try to keep up.


I laughed.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:32 pm Don't knock Flint until you've dined at the Fuddruckers on Miller Road. To die for.
RIP Bill Knapp’s
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:00 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 4:58 pm How the hell is GA not on that list? Must be some sort of oversight.
Spray said he's been dieting lately, it really skewed the numbers.
Pretty sure he was just out of town on the day they did the survey.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Wed Nov 06, 2019 4:57 pm A good ole fashioned Top 10 FATTEST STATES list.

As per usual, the south dominates.

1 Mississippi
2 West Virginia
3 Kentucky
4 Tennessee
5 Alabama
6 Oklahoma
7 Louisiana
8 Arkansas
9 Delaware
10 Ohio

Finally, we (Michigan) are not top 10! We're not top 10! That's right, we moved all the way down to...11. I'm gonna celebrate by eating a tub of KFC tonight.

https://wallethub.com/edu/fattest-states/16585/
Yeah but honestly?
You'd gladly hop back on that list for just one win in Columbus.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:How the hell is GA not on that list? Must be some sort of oversight.
Probably because Atlanta and the metro area is filled with transplants. If you took out Metro Atlanta and just surveyed the rest of Georgia oh, it would be no contest that they would be in the top 10.
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