I've decided to get a Tesla Model 3

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Papa Willie wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:50 pm For my reasoning, go to 11:53.



I'm sold.


You can't even afford to put wheels on your trailer home.

Too funny!


By the way, liberals make and invented that car in the San Francisco Bay Area... just like we allow you to post on the internet.

White trash can't afford liberal toys.




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Papa Willie wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:09 pm
FiatLux, who is currently on your ignore list, made this post.
You know - at least it seems 'Tardt has figured out that I'm not going to respond or read his posts. Why is it that the other two dumbfucks can't figure that out? :doh:



No one cares.

Too bad you haven't figured that out while you pretend to have people on ignore.






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FiatLux wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:59 pm
Papa Willie wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:50 pm For my reasoning, go to 11:53.



I'm sold.


You can't even afford to put wheels on your trailer home.

Too funny!


By the way, liberals make and invented that car in the San Francisco Bay Area... just like we allow you to post on the internet.

White trash can't afford liberal toys.




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The San Francisco area?
You left wing socialist nazis just made it legal to drop your pants and defecate in front of women children and dogs.
And you're proud of San Francisco? Are you a churlish bastard?
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EAP wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:22 pm San Francisco


Run along hillbilly, from a hillbilly state.

You can't afford to live here... like your leader has chosen to do.


Savage clowns you and his puppets everyday on his way to the bank in San Francisco.


Too funny!






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FiatLux wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:30 pm
EAP wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:22 pm San Francisco


Run along hillbilly, from a hillbilly state.

You can't afford to live here... like your leader has chosen to do.


Savage clowns you and his puppets everyday on his way to the bank in San Francisco.


Too funny!






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EAP wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:53 pm I'm NEW YORK CITY born and raised!!
a buck toothed product of incest and beastiality!


Your words, not mine.





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FiatLux wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:10 pm
EAP wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:53 pm I'm NEW YORK CITY born and raised!!
a buck toothed product of incest and beastiality!


Your words, not mine.





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Is that legal to alter a fellow board member's post?
That's a pretty desperate move on your part son.
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EAP wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:17 pm I'm NEW YORK CITY born and raised!!
a buck toothed product of incest and beastiality!
Is that legal ?



Not in San Francisco.







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EAP wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:53 pm ...to a sophisticated New Yorker such as myself...
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FiatLux wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:23 pm
EAP wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:17 pm I'm NEW YORK CITY born and raised!!
a buck toothed product of incest and beastiality!
Is that legal ?



Not in San Francisco.







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Multiple altering of a fellow board member's posts?
That's just dirty pool. And a psychological red flag for deep seated insecurities.
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EAP wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:53 pm I'm NEW YORK CITY born and raised!!
The return of bradhuskers??
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schmick wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:43 pm For fucks sake tool, can you give spray your SAN already because the way you dangle from the man's nutsack, he should list you as a dependent.
Obviously a dude named shutyomouth is going to like the teslas fart app.

I had a Tesla, I'm not a liberal. 2 of my buddies still have Teslas and they're the farthest thing possible from liberals. Fuck, liberals aren't even liberal anymore. They've all become leftist scum.

So let go of the rope you have tied to 'sprays ball bag before you go from windchime to nutchime and take your little gladiatot gif elsewhere
I like a good debate, but altering a man's own words?
That's just mean.
That's exactly what commodus did to Russel Crowe before their battle. He stabbed him.
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L45B wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 12:08 am
EAP wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:53 pm I'm NEW YORK CITY born and raised!!
The return of bradhuskers??
:shock:

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Fuck Tesla. Elon Musk is a world class asswipe. His cars are moving coffins. The autopilot should not even be on the road.
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schmick wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:43 pm I had a Tesla


I laughed.


Beaners don't have enough money to own a Tesla.







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Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 2:14 am The autopilot should not even be on the road.
Autopilot seems to be working great in terms of 88 running this board...

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Papa Willie wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 1:53 am Let's make it clear - the MAIN reason I'd want to get one is


You may want one but you can't have one. You can't buy one with food stamps. So, you're shit outta luck.


Anyways, you don't want to own a car that was invented by liberals.
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FiatLux wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:23 pm
EAP wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:17 pm product of incest and beastiality!
Is that legal ?

Not in San Francisco
Speaking of legal incest, bestiality and San Francisco: is it ok to post the photos of the naked furry titcow whose father paraded her during the Folsom Street Fair Parade?
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 2:14 am Fuck Tesla. Elon Musk is a world class asswipe. His cars are moving coffins. The autopilot should not even be on the road.
Why would anyone drive a tesla when you've got the F-150
F-250, and F-350?

Safety, great visibility, large comfortable seating for the whole family. The height of luxury prestige plus great utility.

I will never understand why anyone would choose a tesla over the iconic ford F series.
The best selling vehicle for decades
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EAP wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:11 am Why would anyone drive a tesla when you've got the F-150
F-250, and F-350?

Safety, great visibility, large comfortable seating for the whole family. The height of luxury prestige plus great utility.

I will never understand why anyone would choose a tesla over the iconic ford F series.
The best selling vehicle for decades
You are beyond parody.
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EAP wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:11 am
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 2:14 am Fuck Tesla. Elon Musk is a world class asswipe. His cars are moving coffins. The autopilot should not even be on the road.
Why would anyone drive a tesla when you've got the F-150
F-250, and F-350?

Safety, great visibility, large comfortable seating for the whole family. The height of luxury prestige plus great utility.

I will never understand why anyone would choose a tesla over the iconic ford F series.
The best selling vehicle for decades
Fortunately, your understanding is unnecessary for our vehicle purchases.

There is no ideal vehicle for everyone.

The F series is a good pick for some. A Tesla may be a good pick for others. Depends on your needs. My needs are comfortable highway cruiser that is enjoyable to drive and gets good mileage.

For me, that vehicle is a VW Jetta Sportwagen TDI. I can sit in its leather heated seats all day long, comfortably. It is fun to drive, has CUV like storage and I get anywhere from 42-46 mpg.

To screwey, regarding his moving coffins statement, do you have any actual data?

Yes, there have been a few examples of the auto-pilot killing someone.

I would like to see some numbers on deaths/mile on auto-pilot compared to deaths/mile of human piloted vehicles.

My guess is that the auto-pilot numbers will kick the shit out of human piloted.
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smackaholic wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 2:27 pm
EAP wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:11 am
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 2:14 am Fuck Tesla. Elon Musk is a world class asswipe. His cars are moving coffins. The autopilot should not even be on the road.
Why would anyone drive a tesla when you've got the F-150
F-250, and F-350?

Safety, great visibility, large comfortable seating for the whole family. The height of luxury prestige plus great utility.

I will never understand why anyone would choose a tesla over the iconic ford F series.
The best selling vehicle for decades
Fortunately, your understanding is unnecessary for our vehicle purchases.

There is no ideal vehicle for everyone.

The F series is a good pick for some. A Tesla may be a good pick for others. Depends on your needs. My needs are comfortable highway cruiser that is enjoyable to drive and gets good mileage.

For me, that vehicle is a VW Jetta Sportwagen TDI. I can sit in its leather heated seats all day long, comfortably. It is fun to drive, has CUV like storage and I get anywhere from 42-46 mpg.

To screwey, regarding his moving coffins statement, do you have any actual data?

Yes, there have been a few examples of the auto-pilot killing someone.

I would like to see some numbers on deaths/mile on auto-pilot compared to deaths/mile of human piloted vehicles.

My guess is that the auto-pilot numbers will kick the shit out of human piloted.
The only thing your vw has on the ford F-150 is that scary good highway mpg.
Other than that? The iconic ford f series has you beat in every single category imaginable and unimaginable.

Oh, on the contrary, my understanding is essential because I'm the best salesman on the planet! Just a few seconds with me? And you're driving away in a brand new F-150 with all the bells and whistles.
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Papa Willie wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 3:36 pm When you can pull in most any convenience store and recharge a Tesla in 10 minutes, then I’ll consider getting one.

I just want the fart program.
Even then, the F-150 is the superior vehicle in every way.
This isn't your father's truck with a hard bench seat.
Today you get,
Leather heated and cooled captain kirk chairs
Mine came with a jar of Grey Poupon reserve, in the glove compartment.
Full turn by turn voice activated navigation with a 12 speaker bowers& wilkins surround sound system.

Why get a tesla? It's a coffin.
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