Liberty Rankings

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Esteemed members of T1B,

I have created an algorithm designed to calculate who among us holds liberty more sacrosanct than others. I call it the “Sacrosanct-O-Meter.” Basically, my program combs through and analyzes every post made by every poster to determine their official “Liberty Rating.” The rating system is based on 1-100 (100 being the highest possible level of liberty loving). So without further ado, I give you the Mgo Liberty-Loving Power Index top 25 rating:

1 Smackie Chan 99.4%
2 MgoBlue-LightSpecial 98.3%
3 Softball Bat 98%
4 Goober McTuber 96.8%
5 mvscal 96%
6 Dinsdale 94%
7 Dr Phibes 93.2%
8 Shlomart Ben Yisrael 92%
9 Kierland 91.7%
10 trev 91.3% (love ya, baby)
11 Mikey 90%
12 Jsc810 88.5%
13 FiatLux 88.2%
14 Screw_Michigan 79%
15 Douchebag 78.4%
16 R-Jack 78%
17 Innocent Bystander 77.5%
18 smackaholic 77%
19 Jay in Phoenix 74.8%
20 Dan Vogel 74.4%
21 El Taco 73%
22 Roach 72.9%
23 Bucmonkey 71.8%
24 pron 69%
25 BSmack 66.7%

Understand I have no agenda or bias. The numbers are objectively what they are, and based strictly on your posts and opinions. If you are not among the top 25, but would like to know your Liberty Rating, please inquire within.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

25 BSmack 66.7%

Wow...I mean...wow.

Even my dog thought that was unnecessarily ruthless...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

10 trev 91.3% (love ya, baby)

I hope some random stranger (who has nothing to do with me) doesn't take the "liberty" of tampering with your brake lines tonight...


:x

[EAP]

Esteemed members of T1B,

I have created an algorithm designed to calculate who among us holds liberty more sacrosanct than others. I call it the “Sacrosanct-O-Meter.” Basically, my program combs through and analyzes every post made by every poster to determine their official “Liberty Rating.” The rating system is based on 1-100 (100 being the highest possible level of liberty loving). So without further ado, I give you the Mgo Liberty-Loving Power Index top 25 rating:

1 Smackie Chan 99.4%
2 MgoBlue-LightSpecial 98.3%
3 Softball Bat 98%
4 Goober McTuber 96.8%
5 mvscal 96%
6 Dinsdale 94%
7 Dr Phibes 93.2%
8 Shlomart Ben Yisrael 92%
9 Kierland 91.7%
10 trev 91.3% (love ya, baby)
11 Mikey 90%
12 Jsc810 88.5%
13 FiatLux 88.2%
14 Screw_Michigan 79%
15 Douchebag 78.4%
16 R-Jack 78%
17 Innocent Bystander 77.5%
18 smackaholic 77%
19 Jay in Phoenix 74.8%
20 Dan Vogel 74.4%
21 El Taco 73%
22 Roach 72.9%
23 Bucmonkey 71.8%
24 pron 69%
25 BSmack 66.7%

Understand I have no agenda or bias. The numbers are objectively what they are, and based strictly on your posts and opinions. If you are not among the top 25, but would like to know your Liberty Rating, please inquire within.

First, your list is bogus.
You've got socialists on there who openly disagree with our Bill of rights.
Second?
Where's 88 and EAP?
THOSE TWO WOULD BE AT THE VERY TOP.

It's as if you had the "gay o meter" list and left off elton john and george Michael.

Or a straight as an arrow list and left off george clooney and chuck Norris.

In other words, your lists are not valid.

[Innocent Bystander]

Esteemed members of T1B,

I have created an algorithm designed to calculate who among us holds liberty more sacrosanct than others. I call it the “Sacrosanct-O-Meter.”

Negro, you high.

Understand I have no agenda or bias. The numbers are objectively what they are, and based strictly on your posts and opinions.

Stop raiding Sam and JSC's medicine cabinets for your takes.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

If you've got a problem with the Sacrosanct-O-Meter, then you've got a problem with me.

And you don't want a problem with me...

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

First, your list is bogus.
You've got socialists on there who openly disagree with our Bill of rights.
Second?
Where's 88 and EAP?
THOSE TWO WOULD BE AT THE VERY TOP.

It's as if you had the "gay o meter" list and left off elton john and george Michael.

Or a straight as an arrow list and left off george clooney and chuck Norris.

In other words, your lists are not valid.

BTW you scored a 2.8%. I had to triple check the calculations cuz I didn't even think that was possible.

[Smackie Chan]

I have created an algorithm designed to calculate who among us holds liberty more sacrosanct than others.

I'm willing to negotiate a fair price for anyone's unneeded spare liberty. I'm somewhat of a collector.

[Mikey]

If I have 90% Liberty does that mean I have 10% Death?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

If I have 90% Liberty does that mean I have 10% Death?

The opposite of "liberty" is the emotional state your cleaning lady enters when you tell her to take the following week off because you'll be out of town.

[Mikey]

Josefina has to clean the pool even when there’s nobody around.

[EAP]

First, your list is bogus.
You've got socialists on there who openly disagree with our Bill of rights.
Second?
Where's 88 and EAP?
THOSE TWO WOULD BE AT THE VERY TOP.

It's as if you had the "gay o meter" list and left off elton john and george Michael.

Or a straight as an arrow list and left off george clooney and chuck Norris.

In other words, your lists are not valid.

BTW you scored a 2.8%. I had to triple check the calculations cuz I didn't even think that was possible.

Your list is "bizarro world" if you've got me at 2,8%.
Not sure if this is a "bit" to bring much needed laughter here, or you're similar to the gutter rats that made our esteemed 88 feel uncomfortable.

As mis-guided as your list is, I defend it with every ounce of my being, as I'm a 100% liberty is sacrosanct kinda guy.

[smackaholic]

I got beat by IB?

:o

I prolly would have moved Dins up to edge out SC, simply because we really don't know SC's opinion on some of this stuff as he has the good sense to STFU about it.

As for ranking yourself, don't we get enough of that from The Bad Orange Man?

[L45B]

If you are not among the top 25, but would like to know your Liberty Rating, please feel free to inquire within.

Mgo, you really missed a chance here to further boost your own rating (assuming your algorithm is working correctly).

[Softball Bat]

Flawless!

Thankfully 25 people still post here.

[smackaholic]

Rumor has it, SC's mom paid you to give her kid another 10 points.

I demnad a congressional hearing.

[EAP]

If you've got a problem with the Sacrosanct-O-Meter, then you've got a problem with me.

And you don't want a problem with me...

The irony here is delicious because the left wing crowd would have a problem with you if your speech went against their opinions. And, they'll shut you down.
But to a 100% liberty is sacrosanct guy like myself?
I may think your list is delusional and detached from reality, BUT I will vigorously defend your free speech with every ounce of my being. See the huge difference?

[BSmack]

25 BSmack 66.7%

Wow...I mean...wow.

Even my dog thought that was unnecessarily ruthless...

I'm a Syracuse fan. I'm used to these things.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Your list is "bizarro world" if you've got me at 2,8%.
Not sure if this is a "bit" to bring much needed laughter here, or you're similar to the gutter rats that made our esteemed 88 feel uncomfortable.

As mis-guided as your list is, I defend it with every ounce of my being, as I'm a 100% liberty is sacrosanct kinda guy.

Look, I get why you're lashing out. It's common for people to claim that the objective data is flawed simply because they don't like the results. So I ran the numbers again, and it turns out I had your score wrong. Yeah, you actually came in at 1.9%.

One cool feature about the program is that it offers an explanation for each score. Here is yours: "Fascist right-wing, boot-licking authoritarian who wants more laws, more law enforcement, and more government. Secretly desires genocide to all those who oppose his viewpoints and also brown people."

I know, there's a lot of technical jargon in there. In layman's terms what it's saying is that you rip up liberty into little pieces, shit all over it, then flush it down the toilet.

But hey, don't get down on yourself. Learn from this. Use this to perform some deep self-reflection and come back a better human.

[Dinsdale]

I'm a Syracuse fan.

GOOOOOOO... Melo

[FiatLux]

GOOOOOOO... Melo

What kinda Clown Show are you guys running up there? -20

[Dinsdale]

What kinda Clown Show are you guys running up there? -20

Similar to what Golden State is doing, but without all those pesky championships to show for it -- Spending wayyyy too much, and being an injury or two away from the cellar.

The two teams that played in the Western Conference Championship are now a combined 8-22, and represent 2 of the 3 highest payrolls in the NBA.

[EAP]

Your list is "bizarro world" if you've got me at 2,8%.
Not sure if this is a "bit" to bring much needed laughter here, or you're similar to the gutter rats that made our esteemed 88 feel uncomfortable.

As mis-guided as your list is, I defend it with every ounce of my being, as I'm a 100% liberty is sacrosanct kinda guy.

Look, I get why you're lashing out. It's common for people to claim that the objective data is flawed simply because they don't like the results. So I ran the numbers again, and it turns out I had your score wrong. Yeah, you actually came in at 1.9%.

One cool feature about the program is that it offers an explanation for each score. Here is yours: "Fascist right-wing, boot-licking authoritarian who wants more laws, more law enforcement, and more government. Secretly desires genocide to all those who oppose his viewpoints and also brown people."

I know, there's a lot of technical jargon in there. In layman's terms what it's saying is that you rip up liberty into little pieces, shit all over it, then flush it down the toilet.

But hey, don't get down on yourself. Learn from this. Use this to perform some deep self-reflection and come back a better human.

You're disconnected from reality.
Beto's rant against the bill of rights is fascist by definition.
And yes, he represents millions of low IQ sheep in your left wing socialist party.

The other dems running for president believe exactly as Beto does, but won't openly say so because it would be political suicide if they did .

Your computer results are deeply flawed and are the result of the ass backwards shit data you feed into it.

There's a reason why we have a bill of rights.
It's called liberty.
Other countries don't have that.

Here, our inalienable rights cannot be surrendered or taken from us.
Do you know why that is you low IQ cocksucker?
Because those rights come from our "creator" or God, if you will.

That's sheer brilliance and undeniable wisdom.

In other countries, your rights, if any, come from man. ie...the government. That's a really bad idea, because man is deeply flawed.
Left to his own selfish devices,
He will rape sodomize, rob, steal, torture , kill, and do many other unspeakable things.

That's why the founders, in their infinite wisdom, declared that our rights come from our creator.
And, as a result, cannot be taken away.

As a leftist, you have no clue whatsoever about this.
I may as well be speaking greek.

Needless to say, your understanding of liberty is deeply mis-guided and flawed in ways that would make your shit turn yellow.

[Dinsdale]

http://sagarin.com/sports/cfsend.htm

Currently ranked #116. I'm sure Bama is blowing up their phones to schedule a mid-November matchup.

[Mikey]

Are you saying that Liberty is underrated?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Are you saying that Liberty is underrated?

It was almost under water....

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

If that doesn't draw Nick out, nothing will.

[EAP]

It finally dawned on me that this cockamamie liberty list is inverted!!

You had me you flynt Michigan apologist.

So at just 1.6%, in reality, I'm Patrick GOT DAMM Henry!

[smackaholic]

I knew Patrick Henry.

Patrick Henry was a friend of mine.

You, sir, are no Patrick Henry.

Sin,

Wolfie and Goobs

[EAP]

I knew Patrick Henry.

Patrick Henry was a friend of mine.

You, sir, are no Patrick Henry.

Sin,

Wolfie and Goobs

But wolfie and goobs are Buddy Ebsen with full blown stage 5 Alzheimer's.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

If that doesn't draw Nick out, nothing will.

I can try.

Loving these Israeli air strikes in Syria!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You're disconnected from reality.
Beto's rant against the bill of rights is fascist by definition.
And yes, he represents millions of low IQ sheep in your left wing socialist party.

The other dems running for president believe exactly as Beto does, but won't openly say so because it would be political suicide if they did .

Your computer results are deeply flawed and are the result of the ass backwards shit data you feed into it.

There's a reason why we have a bill of rights.
It's called liberty.
Other countries don't have that.

Here, our inalienable rights cannot be surrendered or taken from us.
Do you know why that is you low IQ cocksucker?
Because those rights come from our "creator" or God, if you will.

That's sheer brilliance and undeniable wisdom.

In other countries, your rights, if any, come from man. ie...the government. That's a really bad idea, because man is deeply flawed.
Left to his own selfish devices,
He will rape sodomize, rob, steal, torture , kill, and do many other unspeakable things.

That's why the founders, in their infinite wisdom, declared that our rights come from our creator.
And, as a result, cannot be taken away.

As a leftist, you have no clue whatsoever about this.
I may as well be speaking greek.

Needless to say, your understanding of liberty is deeply mis-guided and flawed in ways that would make your shit turn yellow.

I was aided by professors of constitutional law, mathematics, and psychology, to create the algorithm. It's rock solid. I should also point out, anyone who scores under 15% is considered a danger to society...like, shoot-up-a-mall type of danger. Your post reveals how TRIGGERED this is making you and you really need to do some serious soul searching and figure out why you are so anti-liberty, for the safety and betterment of us all.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

[Jay in Phoenix]

Similar to what Golden State is doing, but without all those pesky championships to show for it -- Spending wayyyy too much, and being an injury or two away from the cellar.

The two teams that played in the Western Conference Championship are now a combined 8-22, and represent 2 of the 3 highest payrolls in the NBA.

Not to mention only three wins so far this season.

Maybe not so good to be Toolio.

[Smackie Chan]

I'm Patrick GOT DAMM Henry!

So you're a closet liberal?

Conservatives are always bellyachin' about liberals' penchant for wanting everything handed to them without having to earn it. "Gimme free health care. Gimme free college education." Et cetera. But Henry was doing the same thing with the final words of his most famous speech, wasn't he? "GIVE me liberty or GIVE me death!" Gimme, gimme, gimme. Sheesh, Pat. You wanted everything handed to you on a silver platter.

[BSmack]

Henry eventually died an excruciating death from stomach cancer. In the end we all get our wish.

[EAP]

You're disconnected from reality.
Beto's rant against the bill of rights is fascist by definition.
And yes, he represents millions of low IQ sheep in your left wing socialist party.

The other dems running for president believe exactly as Beto does, but won't openly say so because it would be political suicide if they did .

Your computer results are deeply flawed and are the result of the ass backwards shit data you feed into it.

There's a reason why we have a bill of rights.
It's called liberty.
Other countries don't have that.

Here, our inalienable rights cannot be surrendered or taken from us.
Do you know why that is you low IQ cocksucker?
Because those rights come from our "creator" or God, if you will.

That's sheer brilliance and undeniable wisdom.

In other countries, your rights, if any, come from man. ie...the government. That's a really bad idea, because man is deeply flawed.
Left to his own selfish devices,
He will rape sodomize, rob, steal, torture , kill, and do many other unspeakable things.

That's why the founders, in their infinite wisdom, declared that our rights come from our creator.
And, as a result, cannot be taken away.

As a leftist, you have no clue whatsoever about this.
I may as well be speaking greek.

Needless to say, your understanding of liberty is deeply mis-guided and flawed in ways that would make your shit turn yellow.

I was aided by professors of constitutional law, mathematics, and psychology, to create the algorithm. It's rock solid. I should also point out, anyone who scores under 15% is considered a danger to society...like, shoot-up-a-mall type of danger. Your post reveals how TRIGGERED this is making you and you really need to do some serious soul searching and figure out why you are so anti-liberty, for the safety and betterment of us all.

So, let me see if I got you correctly.
At 3/4 of a century, you say I'm triggered? Some Kalamazoo guy in briefs pegs me as the dayton Bernie/Warren supporting shooter type.
Nice crystal ball covered in your own poop ya got there.

[EAP]

Henry eventually died an excruciating death from stomach cancer. In the end we all get our wish.

Death kisses us all.

[EAP]

I'm Patrick GOT DAMM Henry!

So you're a closet liberal?

Conservatives are always bellyachin' about liberals' penchant for wanting everything handed to them without having to earn it. "Gimme free health care. Gimme free college education." Et cetera. But Henry was doing the same thing with the final words of his most famous speech, wasn't he? "GIVE me liberty or GIVE me death!" Gimme, gimme, gimme. Sheesh, Pat. You wanted everything handed to you on a silver platter.

Try not to confuse liberals with the left, it shows that you aren't up to speed.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Mgo, an oddity about your list. You have Poptart @ #3, while slotting Dan Vogel @ #20.

Same person and all. Just wondering.