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Kierland would've put warm fuzzy gerbils followed by a strawberry enema.Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:03 am 5. Fresh, warm tube socks out of the dryer
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He's working on amending the Constitution in his spare time.
Congress shall make no law barring rugged entry into my shit-pipe by as many creepy weirdos as I can find on Grindr.
Congress shall make no law barring rugged entry into my shit-pipe by as many creepy weirdos as I can find on Grindr.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Happy Thanksgiving, Yanks.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Do you guys do Thanksgiving?Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:57 am He's working on amending the Constitution in his spare time.
Congress shall make no law barring rugged entry into my shit-pipe by as many creepy weirdos as I can find on Grindr.
I can see it now, the entire family in their best NHL jerseys gorging on a poutine stuffed beaver.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Of course, every bit of it Kosher in the Yisrael home.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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smackaholic wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:01 pm I can see it now, the entire family in their best NHL jerseys gorging on a poutine stuffed beaver.
You don't use poutine as a stuffing, you Yankee-Doodle-Dummy.
It's a side dish.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
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Soooo, what DO you stuff the beaver with then, comrade?
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http://traditionalanimalfoods.org/mamma ... ?id=6142smackaholic wrote: ↑Sun Dec 01, 2019 2:33 am Soooo, what DO you stuff the beaver with then, comrade?
I can't believe I read the whole thing. Hunger is a hell of a spice. What do you stuff rabbit with?
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Too bad he got banned before I could find this pic.Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:57 am He's working on amending the Constitution in his spare time.
Congress shall make no law barring rugged entry into my shit-pipe by as many creepy weirdos as I can find on Grindr.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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