My Xmas Thoughts

[Jesus H. Christ]

I've been watching all you sick bastards masturbate and think carnal thoughts. Those who say they don't or they quit are liars. You will go to hell, repent now or be forced to read .net forever. You can't hide this shit form me.

I hope the reindeer don't fuck up Christmas for santa and the kids like last year. Rudolph got baked and was horning Vixen right up until santa cracked the whip for the big ride. Bake stops every 15 minutes. I had to tend to the manger scenes myself. Lotsa kids got bong ash instead of toys. Straighten up guys!

Is it my birthday now, or is xmas about when I rolled that big rock back, came out, and saw my shadow and knew we were in for six more weeks of bad weather. inner voice: back away from the bowl

Right now I am looking at facebook posts of crippled and dying children, seeing if they have enough likes, and if they do I will heal them. And if you believe that mom had an immaculate conception, well . . . You probably believe in santa claus too.

Oh yeah, Forward, never straight. And it wasn't myrrh, it was hash.

[EAP]

Christmas is OUR gift to the world.
And by "OUR", I MEAN fellow Christians. ie....me, Tim Tebow,
Tom Selleck, C.S. Lewis, etc.....

And don't give me your crap about it being a "pagan" holiday with debauchery and all sorts of sodomy and depravity goin' on.

WE took it over, re-invented it,
And turned it into that most wonderful time of year.

All others are garbage, especially
Kwan-zaa. That joke was made up by a criminal named Maulana karenga. A racist dirtbag who hated christmas, so he came up with an alternative just for his people. Kinda like BET being an alternative to CBS and ABC.

Point being is that Christmas dwarfs all others in pure beauty and joy.
Just the music alone dwarfs all others. The happy joyful faces.
The Greatness of St. Nick.
The images of the baby in swaddling clothes surrounded by farm animals and 3 wise men.

The warm fire with chestnuts roasting, the egg nog with capt. Morgan, or for you Elton John fans, Mt. GAY.

The velvet voices of Dean Martin and mel Torme'
The honey sweet voice of karen carpenter.

The soft snow falling.

I defy anyone to come up with a more wonderful time of year.

Just thank christianity for sharing this special birthday with the entire world.

[Kierland]

Just the music alone dwarfs all others.

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[EAP]

Just the music alone dwarfs all others.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qUCNAnp2QAI[/youtube]

Ok. Ok. Ya got me.
The O.J. Simpson line ALONE,
Substantially destroys my entire ill conceived take.

I apologize without reservations.
May my sincerest heartfelt apologies extend to both you and your heirs.

[Innocent Bystander]

I've been watching all you sick bastards masturbate and think carnal thoughts.

If you're omniscient, you already knew before the first synapse fired.

Can free will exist in the presence of a Supreme Being?
Is Judas saved?
Is Herod?
Is Nero?

[Innocent Bystander]

Just the music alone dwarfs all others.

Let's see what you were trying to link ...

oh that one! Chanukah is Christmas Envy.

[EAP]

I've been watching all you sick bastards masturbate and think carnal thoughts.

If you're omniscient, you already knew before the first synapse fired.

Can free will exist in the presence of a Supreme Being?
Is Judas saved?
Is Herod?
Is Nero?

The answer is YES.
of course free will can exist.
In fact, that's what makes a loving and omnipotent GOD a crystal clear reality.

Such a God would design us with free will in order for us to decide for ourselves whether to believe or not to believe.
Whether to love or hate.

Otherwise, we'd be robots and automatically be subservient.
Where's the challenge or satisfaction in that?

I know that if I was all knowing and all powerful like God or president trump, I'd want people to love me or vote for me of their own free will. Not automatically like a pre-programmed machine.

Hope that addressed any questions or concerns that were troubling to you.
I'm glad to be of help.

[EAP]

I've been watching all you sick bastards masturbate and think carnal thoughts.

If you're omniscient, you already knew before the first synapse fired.

Can free will exist in the presence of a Supreme Being?
Is Judas saved?
Is Herod?
Is Nero?

The answer is YES.
of course free will can exist.
In fact, that's what makes a loving and omnipotent GOD a crystal clear reality.

Such a God would design us with free will in order for us to decide for ourselves whether to believe or not to believe.
Whether to love or hate.

Otherwise, we'd be robots and automatically be subservient.
Where's the challenge or satisfaction in that?

I know that if I was all knowing and all powerful like God or president trump, I'd want people to love me or vote for me of their own free will. Not automatically be like a pre-programmed machine.

Hope that addressed any questions or concerns that were troubling to you.
I'm glad to be of help.
Remember, I'm here 24/7.

[Innocent Bystander]

Why would a loving God condemn a soul to an eternity of hell for clicking Pornhub?

How can an omniscient God feel a challenge, when God already knows the outcome, and can never not know the outcome?

A third of the angels apparently gained free will and immediately rebelled. What does that mean?

If the wage of free will is death for not following an exact path, why pretend to endorse/embrace free will?

[mvscal]

Why would a loving God condemn a soul to an eternity of hell for clicking Pornhub?

Who ever said "God" was loving? If there is a "God" ie a being capable of creating the entire universe and everything in it, we're just a petri dish. Perhaps one day we might evolve into an ant farm with a few breaks our way.

[EAP]

Why would a loving God condemn a soul to an eternity of hell for clicking Pornhub?

How can an omniscient God feel a challenge, when God already knows the outcome, and can never not know the outcome?

A third of the angels apparently gained free will and immediately rebelled. What does that mean?

If the wage of free will is death for not following an exact path, why pretend to endorse/embrace free will?

Clicking on pornhub or admiring peter north are not automatically
Hell fire verdicts.

All knowing and free will can exist together.
Whether or not God knows which way you'll choose has nothing to do with the way you'll ultimately choose! BECAUSE you didn't know until you made the choice.
It's your own free choice that ultimately matters.
You make the choice.
You can either choose life, by loving the creator. OR, you yourself decide to turn away and deny the creator.

In other words,
Stop blaming others for your choices.
That's what the left does.
Remember Hillary saying she would go after smith&wesson if one of their guns was used in a murder?
That's the sick fucking mentality of the left.
Blame others. Blame everyone except for the actual criminal who committed the crime.

Leftism is a mental disorder.
And YOU alone make the choice.
Using Your free will, you alone can decide to be with your creator, OR, you alone can deny, hate and be apart from your creator.

To me, if you choose the latter,
You really are a low IQ fool..

[Jesus H. Christ]

First of all folks, let's look at things in real perspective and context.

Think space man:

This universe we can see so far is like, big. Here is one tiny slice, near view



Look at all those fukkin' galaxies. Each one with Billions of stars.

And time as we know it:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_Ca ... lendar.png

14 billion years since something happened to make our universe. Relative, our little jesus boy arrives very last second. Plus who says this 14Byo universe we are in isn't just a fleck of shit or a sperm cell in another context. This is exactly analogous to when folks Knew the earth was the center of the universe.

Joseph Campbell (Power of Myth) writes and describes well how the human has a need for a myth, to explain and name the inner and outer unknowns. It manifests in many ways. One of them is a christian myth. Call it a metaphor, and it hurts less to know you have been programmed.

You are as you were programmed from birth. Some of us get over it, but others are happy in indoctrinated narcissm, blind but to the endorphins of the holy ghost or jesus or some spook or especially what our parents scared us into believing.

So jacking off is pretty meaningless in all this really. God is watching? What the fuk does that even mean, except as handed down mind control implanted from birth. But please don't assert that some zombie dude jesus, who maybe lived about 2000 ago, on our tiny planet is the Truth of It All and your god is The god. Or that he talked to you.


Merry Christmas, and celebrating myths can make us happy. Even if EAP loves country carols by alan jackson.

[Innocent Bystander]

For JHC, before I head out, for the cosmos:

http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/ficti ... l-spheres/

by David Brin. Someone turned me on to this story this weekend. I hope you enjoy it, too.

[Innocent Bystander]

Joseph Campbell (Power of Myth) writes and describes well how the human has a need for a myth,

And a certain Hoosier took it to its logical conclusion in Cat's Cradle, the need and the fear both. He was right: believe the lies which make you brave and kind and healthy and happy. Sometimes folks need to be forbidden a thing to move in the right direction towards that thing.

Your conclusion may vary.

[EAP]

First of all folks, let's look at things in real perspective and context.

Think space man:

This universe we can see so far is like, big. Here is one tiny slice, near view



Look at all those fukkin' galaxies. Each one with Billions of stars.

And time as we know it:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_Ca ... lendar.png

14 billion years since something happened to make our universe. Relative, our little jesus boy arrives very last second. Plus who says this 14Byo universe we are in isn't just a fleck of shit or a sperm cell in another context. This is exactly analogous to when folks Knew the earth was the center of the universe.

Joseph Campbell (Power of Myth) writes and describes well how the human has a need for a myth, to explain and name the inner and outer unknowns. It manifests in many ways. One of them is a christian myth. Call it a metaphor, and it hurts less to know you have been programmed.

You are as you were programmed from birth. Some of us get over it, but others are happy in indoctrinated narcissm, blind but to the endorphins of the holy ghost or jesus or some spook or especially what our parents scared us into believing.

So jacking off is pretty meaningless in all this really. God is watching? What the fuk does that even mean, except as handed down mind control implanted from birth. But please don't assert that some zombie dude jesus, who maybe lived about 2000 ago, on our tiny planet is the Truth of It All and your god is The god. Or that he talked to you.


Merry Christmas, and celebrating myths can make us happy. Even if EAP loves country carols by alan jackson.

What's funny is you don't even realize that your post strengthens my arguement while weakening yours!!!

That's priceless!

[Jesus H. Christ]

The only thing in my post about you EAP, was the alan Jackson part.

It is not about you.

[EAP]

The only thing in my post about you EAP, was the alan Jackson part.

It is not about you.

That's where you are wrong.

Posting the unimaginable infinite size of a universe over 14 billion years old, only strengthens the arguement for intelligent design or a creator if you will.

By definition, a "God" or an intelligence far far beyond anything we could ever possibly
comprehend, would be far bigger and greater than the entire universe
Your low IQ cannot grasp the sheer scope of that.

That's the point that has been totally missed by you

It's laughable when you try to convince anyone that you have a clue about the origins of all things.

No one does.

You are in the same boat of faith as everyone else is concerning these great unknowns.

Until you realize that, you really are kidding yourself.

[Innocent Bystander]

Christmas is OUR gift to the world.

You like Christmas because it makes you happy, not because of the Gospel.

As a Jew, how does Chanukah make you feel by comparison?

[EAP]

Christmas is OUR gift to the world.

You like Christmas because it makes you happy, not because of the Gospel.

As a Jew, how does Chanukah make you feel by comparison?

Wrong again IB.

I love Christmas because it is symbolic of the birth of christ.
Everything else is a bonus.

Chanukah is nice for the jews to celebrate. But why the fuck would I celebrate it?
Are u high?

Just watch "a charlie brown Christmas" tonight.
Wrap yourself in a big blanket and listen to Linus recite the gospel of St. Luke.

Sip some egg nog with Mt. Gay in it, and realize the true reason for the season.

[Python]

Wrong again IB.

I got this tattooed on my butt back in '97.

[EAP]

Wrong again IB.

I got this tattooed on my butt back in '97.

You sound like you're in one of those death metal bands.

[Dinsdale]

Spartacus

[Innocent Bystander]

Chanukah is nice for the jews to celebrate. But why the fuck would I celebrate it?
Are u high?

You're an East Coast Jew. Why wouldn't you celebrate the Miracle of the Lights?

[EAP]

Spartacus

Great film.
The scene where Lawrence Olivier and tony curtis make love in the roman hot tub, wound up on the cutting room floor.

[Innocent Bystander]

Spartacus

Sword and sandal pictures suck now. The only recent good ones have been Immortals, and Blood and Sand. (Rome doesn't count, because there's no cheese factor.)

[Innocent Bystander]

Spartacus

Great film.
The scene where Lawrence Olivier and tony curtis make love in the roman hot tub, wound up on the cutting room floor.

We didn't need to see it, to get the point.

[EAP]

Chanukah is nice for the jews to celebrate. But why the fuck would I celebrate it?
Are u high?

You're an East Coast Jew. Why wouldn't you celebrate the Miracle of the Lights?

East coast jew boy?
Where'd you get that cockamamie idea? Some turkish bathhouse perhaps?

Just because I enjoy a fat pastrami corned beef and tongue on Jewish rye, and the occasional Jewish whore from time to time, doesn't necessarily mean I'm a card carrying resident jew boy.
In fact, I'm the farthest thing from it

[EAP]

Spartacus

Great film.
The scene where Lawrence Olivier and tony curtis make love in the roman hot tub, wound up on the cutting room floor.

We didn't need to see it, to get the point.

Yeah, but an edgy director like Kubrick really should've left the scene intact.

Shit, just a decade later, he broke a lot of boundaries with "a clockwork orange".

Anyway, it's a moot point I suppose.

BTW, the censors made him butcher his film "eyes wide shut"
Because of some serious depravity and debauchery.

I never understood how a free society could ever butcher a piece of art.

[Innocent Bystander]

Yes, you're an East Coast Jew. Or, at least, you play one on tv. What dies Chanukah mean to you? What bothers you most about Kwanzaa? How much have you spent on the grandkids this year?

[Innocent Bystander]

Great film.
The scene where Lawrence Olivier and tony curtis make love in the roman hot tub, wound up on the cutting room floor.

We didn't need to see it, to get the point.

Yeah, but an edgy director like Kubrick really should've left the scene intact.

Very uncomfortable scenes. Very complicated scenes.

[EAP]

Yes, you're an East Coast Jew. Or, at least, you play one on tv. What dies Chanukah mean to you? What bothers you most about Kwanzaa? How much have you spent on the grandkids this year?

Kwanzaa was started by a criminal racist in the mid 60's.
So I don't consider it anything at all.

Not to sound like an arrogant pig with a giant chip on my shoulder,
BUT, Christmas has no equal
It's our precious gift to the world.

As for that scene with Lawrence Oliver and Tony curtis?
That was excruciatingly uncomfortable. Even for a guy like you who's seen and taken part in unspeakable acts of pure unadulterated debauchery.

[Innocent Bystander]

Kwanzaa was started by a criminal racist in the mid 60's.
So I don't consider it anything at all.

Not to sound like an arrogant pig with a giant chip on my shoulder,
BUT, Christmas has no equal
It's our precious gift to the world.

As for that scene with Lawrence Oliver and Tony curtis?
That was excruciatingly uncomfortable. Even for a guy like you who's seen and taken part in unspeakable acts of pure unadulterated debauchery.

Karenga was a black nationalist who saw up close and personal the harm done to African Americans as a boy growing up in Maryland. He did not live a life of privilege, he came to his activism honestly.

But he also became involved with drugs. 20 year old kid, with all of the answers.... paranoia is a hell of a side effect. He fucked up. He fucked up HARD. He continues to deny he had anything to do with beating the shit out of those two women for 'trying to poison' him. Given MKUtra and COINTELPRO, is it possible the CIA infiltrated and gave him the 'good shit'? Don't know.

But Kwanzaa itself has laudable tenants.

If the world can live with Mormons. -- or Christmas, itself -- the world can live with Kwanzaa. Why do you hate blacks?

The Spartacus scene was painful because of the master slave dynamic. Listen to what Rome demands of Romans, and what Crassus demands of Antoninus. That scene is the other side of rebellion, and the opposite of Crassus and Kore in Spartacus: War of the Damned.

What acts of pure unadulterated debauchery have I partaken in? I might be interested. You can write them here, or PM. Thank you.

[EAP]

Kwanzaa was started by a criminal racist in the mid 60's.
So I don't consider it anything at all.

Not to sound like an arrogant pig with a giant chip on my shoulder,
BUT, Christmas has no equal
It's our precious gift to the world.

As for that scene with Lawrence Oliver and Tony curtis?
That was excruciatingly uncomfortable. Even for a guy like you who's seen and taken part in unspeakable acts of pure unadulterated debauchery.

Karenga was a black nationalist who saw up close and personal the harm done to African Americans as a boy growing up in Maryland. He did not live a life of privilege, he came to his activism honestly.

But he also became involved with drugs. 20 year old kid, with all of the answers.... paranoia is a hell of a side effect. He fucked up. He fucked up HARD. He continues to deny he had anything to do with beating the shit out of those two women for 'trying to poison' him. Given MKUtra and COINTELPRO, is it possible the CIA infiltrated and gave him the 'good shit'? Don't know.

But Kwanzaa itself has laudable tenants.

If the world can live with Mormons. -- or Christmas, itself -- the world can live with Kwanzaa. Why do you hate blacks?

The Spartacus scene was painful because of the master slave dynamic. Listen to what Rome demands of Romans, and what Crassus demands of Antoninus. That scene is the other side of rebellion, and the opposite of Crassus and Kore in Spartacus: War of the Damned.

What acts of pure unadulterated debauchery have I partaken in? I might be interested. You can write them here, or PM. Thank you.

So let me examine your thinking.
I explain that a racist criminal black guy who believed Christmas was a racist holiday,
Came up with a holiday for blacks as an alternative to Christmas.
And you ask me why I hate blacks?
If you ever want to see a REAL LIFE example of black haters?
Just watch the Clarence Thomas hearings back in the early 90's.

I'm merely examining the mind of a real racist. The criminal who came up with a holiday for blacks because Christmas was too racist for his taste.

Same way we examine the vile disgusting racist Louis Farakhan.
Years and years of hatred and racist rhetoric against whites and jews. YET, this sick racist fuck is loved and deeply respected by many dems in congress.
Was best friends with the late Elijah Cummings.
Funny how your fake news ignored this reality, and falsely accused president trump of being best buds with David Duke.
Isn't it stunning how many low IQ democrats trust and follow the mainstream press and media?
See, when I criticize the kwanzza freak or Louis Farakhan for being hate filled racists, and you ask why I hate blacks?
That's a huge disconnect on your part.

I'll criticize anyone who deserves to be criticized.
Are you one of those brainwashed sheep who accuse people of being racist for pointing out the many lies of Obama?