Time magazine exclusive: the dirty rotten bastards at Gitmo

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:13 am

I have only one question...why did they give the bastard a 24 hr. break?

Variable · Post by **Variable** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:34 pm

"Light pushing?!" Close Gitmo now! Close Gitmo now!

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:30 pm

mvscal wrote:
Playing Christina Aguilera Music
OK. So maybe we have taken things a little too far.

Sorry about that.

At least they held off from playing Celine Dion

That would have made his head explode

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:49 pm

missjo wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Playing Christina Aguilera Music
OK. So maybe we have taken things a little too far.

Sorry about that.
At least they held off from playing Celine Dion

That would have made his head explode

I think she's Canada's secret weapon.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:58 am

mvscal wrote:
DasChoads wrote:“mild, non-injurious physical contact such as grabbing, poking in the chest with the finger and light pushing.” According to the log, al-Qahtani experienced several of those over the next five weeks.
Ooo! Poking in the chest with the finger! Good one! Have you tried the Comfy Chair yet?

Or what about....

THE FLUFFY PILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:05 pm

missjo wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Playing Christina Aguilera Music
OK. So maybe we have taken things a little too far.

Sorry about that.
At least they held off from playing Celine Dion

That would have made his head explode

slim whitman, applied properly, would have the desired effect en masse post haste

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:10 am

No way moth Slim Whitman is waay cool in my book

Roses are red my love
Voilets are blue ooo ooo
Sugar is sweet my love
'But not as sweet as youuu

T1B

Time magazine exclusive: the dirty rotten bastards at Gitmo

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