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- Mercia Furst
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Who are you, really?
- Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: EAP
That's adorable.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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- Mercia Furst
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Re: EAP
You have a fucked up way of looking at situations.Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 3:47 amYou misspelled Aron.
Also, why would a 24 year old man buy a 14 year old child from her parents? then refuse to marry her?
Elvis was a stud in hollywood,
Fucking every single hot starlet in sight.
From tuesday weld to shelly fabares, to ann margaret to barbara eden to countless Hollywood extras etc... his set was a constant orgy of hollywood illicit sex and pills.
Point being? He figured that ten years down the road, he'd like to settle down and get married.
So while in the army overseas, he sees his future wife, and she's a beauty. BUT, too young.
Since he's not an animal with no brains like michael Jackson and jerry Lee Lewis, he decides to let the father know that one day, he'd like to marry his daughter.
But until then, here's money for her education. Just make sure she's a virgin until our wedding day when she turns 21.
But elvis's stud life continued as usual, a cornucopia of nubile Hollywood starlets night after night, day after day, between scenes, after the day's shooting had ended, all night long, etc...
Finally, in 1967, he has the vegas wedding, and a daughter follows exactly 9 months to the day.
Obviously the marriage doesn't last due to legendary infidelity.
When you're the king, it's an endless party of drugs and sexy women until the day you die.
If you're jerry Lee Lewis, you marry your 13 yr old cousin.
And if you're frank Sinatra, you ass fuck 16 yr old Mia farrow.
And if you're Michael Jackson, you fuck a cornucopia of boys at your "neverland" house that parents love dropping off their sons to, unsupervised.
Any more dumb questions?
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