HELLO LOVELIES
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HELLO LOVELIES
Just wanted to say Hello from Mexico.....
The weather is great!
Went Parasailing and almost fell out of my parasail.
So scary! My 101st Airborne dad would have been ashamed of me.
the boat looked so small from 1000 ft.
the seat slid all the way up my back
and I was holding on for my life.
Anyhooo......
I want to thank Innocent Bystander for going all the way to Nome Alaska
to take a PET and RACK THE TROLLS with a personal message to Mgo
all of that effort was just for the purpose of freeing THE BIG PICKLE!
Mgo...thank you for honoring your demand for my freedom.
I don't know why...but I love T1B
I love Innocent Bystander
and I love Mgo
Thank you for my freedom.
Stanley F Pickle
oot
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You and I had our differences, but we both agree pillow head, midget benchod and Felch2 are worthless parasites!Papa Willie wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:30 am Welcome back, Pickle. Please fuck with the 3 fags (pillow head, midget benchod & felch2)...
I stand united with Papa Willie against communism, Ren Fairies, midget trust fund babies and flat earf freaks!
Go Georgia!
Go Trump!
Go Rock and Roll!
Go America!
Go Trump!
Did I say "Go Trump"?
2020 is going to be great!
I predict SO MUCH WINNING!
I predict SO MANY LIBERAL TEARS!
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#domePapa Willie wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:30 am Welcome back, Pickle. Please fuck with the 3 fags (pillow head, midget benchod & felch2)...
#BODE
88 wrote:I have no idea who Weaselberg is
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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:46 am#domePapa Willie wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:30 am Welcome back, Pickle. Please fuck with the 3 fags (pillow head, midget benchod & felch2)...
#BODE
You think the earf be flat n sheiit......You have NO BODE!
Your only usefulness for this board is to tell us about straight hair asian pu$$$Y
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Re: HELLO LOVELIES
Speaking of Asian Pu$$$$$$$Y.... I have to tell you a Pickle story....
A long time ago, my friend John and I
stopped at this breakfast place at about 3am
across the table from us were two asian chicks....they kept looking at us and giggling....
We invited them to our table and they were both from china....
The one that was interested in me told us her dad was the Minister of Labor in China
Her name was SOMETHING Pong....I called her PING PONG to keep it simple.
Anyhooo...she begged for my number so I gave it to her....
She called me EVERY DAY for a WEEK!
Finally on the last night she said..."If you don't go out with me tonight I never call you again!"
So I took her out
Holy SHIT!
During the first hour out she was pulling out my penis under the table during the cocktail hour in the middle of the bar!
I have to admit....this NEVER HAPPENS to anyone on a first date!
I suggested we go to a different place...
In the car she pulls out on penis while i'm driving and gives me a blowjob!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????
So...to make a long story short....we go back to her place and she basically rapes me.
I go down and eat her PU$sy and the hair is so long it's tickling my ears......
Six inch straight long pussy hair......
I've never seen anything like it in my life.
I tell her.....excuse me...I'll be right back.
I went in her bathroom and found some scissors and shaved her entire pussy!
Lastly.....she had the body of a boy...so skinny and no tits....It was hard to cum.
One thing I've learned is that there is a tier system amongst the asians....
the Japanese and the Koreans are the top tier
the vietnamese and chinese are bottom tier
I can confirm...Korean and Japs are better than hmongs, vietnamese and chinks.
No racism intented...just asian truth.
Popturd can deny or confirm...Korean and Japs are top tier.
A long time ago, my friend John and I
stopped at this breakfast place at about 3am
across the table from us were two asian chicks....they kept looking at us and giggling....
We invited them to our table and they were both from china....
The one that was interested in me told us her dad was the Minister of Labor in China
Her name was SOMETHING Pong....I called her PING PONG to keep it simple.
Anyhooo...she begged for my number so I gave it to her....
She called me EVERY DAY for a WEEK!
Finally on the last night she said..."If you don't go out with me tonight I never call you again!"
So I took her out
Holy SHIT!
During the first hour out she was pulling out my penis under the table during the cocktail hour in the middle of the bar!
I have to admit....this NEVER HAPPENS to anyone on a first date!
I suggested we go to a different place...
In the car she pulls out on penis while i'm driving and gives me a blowjob!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????
So...to make a long story short....we go back to her place and she basically rapes me.
I go down and eat her PU$sy and the hair is so long it's tickling my ears......
Six inch straight long pussy hair......
I've never seen anything like it in my life.
I tell her.....excuse me...I'll be right back.
I went in her bathroom and found some scissors and shaved her entire pussy!
Lastly.....she had the body of a boy...so skinny and no tits....It was hard to cum.
One thing I've learned is that there is a tier system amongst the asians....
the Japanese and the Koreans are the top tier
the vietnamese and chinese are bottom tier
I can confirm...Korean and Japs are better than hmongs, vietnamese and chinks.
No racism intented...just asian truth.
Popturd can deny or confirm...Korean and Japs are top tier.
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Yet, m2 is still banned.
Nice going Mr. Magoo.
I guess Mr. Magoo only wants a bunch of hillbillies and his/their trolls posting on the board.
I wonder why "Eat a Penis" has never been banned... hmmmm. Interesting.
It does get cold and boring living in an igloo for 8 months a year.
Too funny.
Nice going Mr. Magoo.
I guess Mr. Magoo only wants a bunch of hillbillies and his/their trolls posting on the board.
I wonder why "Eat a Penis" has never been banned... hmmmm. Interesting.
It does get cold and boring living in an igloo for 8 months a year.
Too funny.
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I'm not surprised you don't get it....The State wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:15 am Yet, m2 is still banned.
Nice going Mr. Magoo.
I guess Mr. Magoo only wants a bunch of hillbillies and his/their trolls posting on the board.
I wonder why "Eat a Penis" has never been banned... hmmmm. Interesting.
It does get cold and boring living in an igloo for 8 months a year.
Too funny.
I was UNBANNED because a friend was forced to go to NOME ALASKA and do a PET with the condition
of saying "RACK THE TROLLS" and saying Mgo is her bitch.
When you can find somebody with that much loyalty, then maybe you can get unbanned.
I doubt anybody likes you that much.
YOU SUCKKK!
Go sell some more wind chimes, freak!
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It's getting late.....bed time.....
but first...must fap.......
helps me fall asleep.
I have to say...my favorite witch of all time was nishlord....way back in 2000'ish
when it was so hard to wytch....
Nishlord put my head on Hitler....so funny...wish I had saved it.
One more funny thing.....
I know Nishlord's real name and friend him on facebook and twitter.....told him I was Jimmy Meddallions.
He fell for it.
If any of you want to know what "AL" is doing in Nottingham London....I'll connect you.
Re: HELLO LOVELIES
You both should be shot..just who first is the question. Fucking Mgo did more to destroy this board by letting you back in, which in turn allowed you to spam the fuck out of it which is unreadable. Thank god for the ignore feature.Mgo...thank you for honoring your demand for my freedom.
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Derron
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Derron wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:55 am Mgo...thank you for honoring your demand for my freedom.
You both should be shot..just who first is the question. Fucking Mgo did more to destroy this board by letting you back in, which in turn allowed you to spam the fuck out of it which is unreadable. Thank god for the ignore feature.
I have to admit that it is so overwhelming.
i post real pictures of myself...
I know I am pretty and handsome....
Nobody else has the ballz to post a picture of themself but me!
I AM
THE
MOST
HANDSOME
PERSON
ON
T1B
Failure to post your picture
is proof you are UGLY!
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Re: HELLO LOVELIES
The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:21 am
the boat looked so small from 1000 ft.
the seat slid all the way up my back
1000 feet of line or 1000 feet in height? I am calling bullshit if it is the latter.
Moving Sale wrote:I really are a fucking POS.
Softball Bat wrote: I am the dumbest motherfucker ever to post on the board.
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Left Seater wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:36 amThe Big Pickle wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:21 am
the boat looked so small from 1000 ft.
the seat slid all the way up my back
1000 feet of line or 1000 feet in height? I am calling bullshit if it is the latter.
I don't know how high it was...but the boat looked very small.
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Top tier as far as what?Stan wrote:Popturd can deny or confirm...Korean and Japs are top tier.
88 wrote:I have no idea who Weaselberg is
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Probably as spinners(, except Koreans are mountain people built to endure, not elves)?Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:04 amTop tier as far as what?Stan wrote:Popturd can deny or confirm...Korean and Japs are top tier.
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If he was banned, and you put him on ignore before the bam, wouldn't he still be on ignore after removal of the ban? If not, interesting.Derron wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:55 am Mgo...thank you for honoring your demand for my freedom.
You both should be shot..just who first is the question. Fucking Mgo did more to destroy this board by letting you back in, which in turn allowed you to spam the fuck out of it which is unreadable. Thank god for the ignore feature.
The board died with Marty's disappearance. Someone needs to dredge the Great Lakes, to be on the safe side.
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Left Seater wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:36 amThe Big Pickle wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:21 am
the boat looked so small from 1000 ft.
the seat slid all the way up my back
1000 feet of line or 1000 feet in height? I am calling bullshit if it is the latter.
You are right...
a2 + b2 = c2
I was just ''c"
I wasn't height...I was line...
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If you don't speak "swamp-billy"... you're shit outta luck.
You can always ask Left Shitter and see if he'll translate it for ya.
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Re: HELLO LOVELIES
AgreedDerron wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:55 am Mgo...thank you for honoring your demand for my freedom.
You both should be shot..just who first is the question. Fucking Mgo did more to destroy this board by letting you back in, which in turn allowed you to spam the fuck out of it which is unreadable. Thank god for the ignore feature.
Pikkkle is back in for 5 minutes and he's already rehashing the same pitful photos and the same pitiful schtick.
Fuck you, Pikkkle.
Re: HELLO LOVELIES
Trust the process
I was getting my ass handed to me so I had to do something
Light and noise
Flood the zone
Sin,
88nazis
I was getting my ass handed to me so I had to do something
Light and noise
Flood the zone
Sin,
88nazis