Rate this 82nd Airborne Female Paratrooper

[The Big Pickle]

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[EAP]

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Cheers from Pickle

First, assuming this isn't a "lady boy", I'd say a 7.
But nowadays, who can honestly tell anymore? Back in my day, the technology wasn't this good

Girls were girls and men were men, mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
Didn't need no welfare state,
Everybody pulled their weight

[The Big Pickle]

Thanks for your vote EAP....I knew I could count on you for a vote!!!

That's why you are poster of the year on T1B

[EAP]

Thanks for your vote EAP....I knew I could count on you for a vote!!!

That's why you are poster of the year on T1B

And you are the MIGHTY BIG PIKKLE!!! That's why all the low IQ socialists like screw, kierland and "the state" are crazy jealous of your stature in here. Their left wing tiny pikkles don't measure up!

[Imus]

You two are probably separated Siamese twins. Shared what little grey matter there was.

[The Big Pickle]

You two are probably separated Siamese twins. Shared what little grey matter there was.

I thought you were dead?


I bet you are screwy...that's why 88 outted you as making the most fake accounts in T1B history!

So sad...

So very very very sad. What a hairy legged loser!

[Imus]

You two are probably separated Siamese twins. Shared what little grey matter there was.

I thought you were dead?


I bet you are screwy...that's why 88 outted you as making the most fake accounts in T1B history!

So sad...

So very very very sad. What a hairy legged loser!

Fuck I feel dead. I THINK I AM LOSING all Feeling in my hanDs xc6 What a shitty pic of me for avatar, I ought to fire my manager. But he's a ngiier.

The g6&&HJ <j:jkjkjLKJ fuckCx were here and erased screwies mo(*uy$% smd GODDamn .

Some uF thed WOmnnne Lick HaI$y LEGZ. tHE u&8T76HJ.

[EAP]

You two are probably separated Siamese twins. Shared what little grey matter there was.

I thought you were dead?


I bet you are screwy...that's why 88 outted you as making the most fake accounts in T1B history!

So sad...

So very very very sad. What a hairy legged loser!

Fuck I feel dead. I THINK I AM LOSING all Feeling in my hanDs xc6 What a shitty pic of me for avatar, I ought to fire my manager. But he's a ngiier.

The g6&&HJ <j:jkjkjLKJ fuckCx were here and erased screwies mo(*uy$% smd GODDamn .

Some uF thed WOmnnne Lick HaI$y LEGZ. tHE u&8T76HJ.

Short circuit.

[Innocent Bystander]

All 18 to 23 year olds are cute. Can she do the job?

[The Big Pickle]

Annie...what the fukkk is wrong with you?




Is She Hot Or NOT????

[Innocent Bystander]

All women are hot between 18 and 23. Is she a decent paratrooper? Will she hold her own in a firefight?

[The Big Pickle]

All women are hot between 18 and 23. Is she a decent paratrooper? Will she hold her own in a firefight?

The question isn't how good she is at jumping out of a plane.

the question is....RATE her on a scale of 1-10 HOTTNESS?

Why is such a simple question so hard for you to understand?

Are you so smart you are stupid?

[Innocent Bystander]

Ask m2.

All women are hot between 18 - 23. Slap, what's your opinion?

[Slap]

I would forfeit 3 months pay to be allowed 5 minutes to hump her ass. FUCK!

[EAP]

I would forfeit 3 months pay to be allowed 5 minutes to hump her ass. FUCK!

Would you at least have the decency to buy her breakfast afterwards?

[Screw_Michigan]

5

[smackaholic]

Annie...what the fukkk is wrong with you?




Is She Hot Or NOT????

This is the first pic I see of her being even remotely good looking.

I’ll give it a 7.5.


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[smackaholic]

As for her being a paratrooper, I’d like to know how much the requirements were watered down.

Even if they weren’t watered down a bit, having a female as part of a unit of young horny males degrades the unit. It is a terrible idea.


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[EAP]

As for her being a paratrooper, I’d like to know how much the requirements were watered down.

Even if they weren’t watered down a bit, having a female as part of a unit of young horny males degrades the unit. It is a terrible idea.


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100% correct.
I'm older and I'm hard. Imagine these young studs, they're rock hard 24/7 and working alongside her. Who implemented this policy?

[The Big Pickle]

I was going to wait awhile for Mvscal to post

but I'm gonna post the youtube video now.


I wonder how much of his salary Slap would pay now for five minutes....probably more!

[Innocent Bystander]

Annie...what the fukkk is wrong with you?




Is She Hot Or NOT????

This is the first pic I see of her being even remotely good looking.

I’ll give it a 7.5.


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She has no makeup, and she's not using Chinese filters. You're a harsh (sup, negro, wherever you are) judge, bro.

Anyway, is that her husband beside her, or another girl without the sorcery of makeup? The last name looks like it starts with a 'K', just like hers. Or just a coincidence? That soldier looks really, really young. If you can't legally drink, you shouldn't be in the military ... :? Fuckin' child soldiers, man.

[Innocent Bystander]

I was going to wait awhile for Mvscal to post

but I'm gonna post the youtube video now.

I wonder how much of his salary Slap would pay now for five minutes....probably more!

It's Thursday, man. Canelo is probably too stoned to be paranoid about white boys transitioning.

Sex tourism and Patreon are big businesses, anyway, because enough people don't care what you're born as, only what you present as. Speaking of, the original "From Chad to Stacy" Reddit post:

[Innocent Bystander]

As for her being a paratrooper, I’d like to know how much the requirements were watered down.

Even if they weren’t watered down a bit, having a female as part of a unit of young horny males degrades the unit. It is a terrible idea.


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100% correct.
I'm older and I'm hard. Imagine these young studs, they're rock hard 24/7 and working alongside her. Who implemented this policy?

But EAP, think about it: were you fucking all of your female co-workers? No, because this isn't India and your parents taught you self-control is a virtue. A spank bank is not sexual assault.

You can be hard, without being led by your dick.

As for Slap, I think he expects bitches to make. him. a. sammich. I don't think he does making breakfast. The young paratrooper isn't getting anything out of Slap except sawdust and directions to the kitchen.

But I could be wrong. Slap?

[Innocent Bystander]

As for her being a paratrooper, I’d like to know how much the requirements were watered down.

Even if they weren’t watered down a bit, having a female as part of a unit of young horny males degrades the unit. It is a terrible idea.


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And I want to know why the military is paying the costs of hormone therapy, and how this affects Selective Service. Is the US military also covering viagra, abortions and IVF? I don't know.

[Derron]

I call bullshit. If this is how the rank and file of the 82nd Airborne is made up these days, then we are fucked. Hopefully they are just the young end of them. Neither appears to have much presence and demeanor that most 82nd ones do, they tend to project a bit more image than these 2 Gen X pussy's. And you know somebody in the unit is hitting that.

[Innocent Bystander]

https://thefederalist.com/2018/04/12/be ... -shouldnt/

It's a very enlightening read, from a journalist who is also a vet, and went through four years of hormone treatments. He's pissed because:
- hormones fucked with his mood (no shit, welcome to being a woman)
- hormone treatment didn't cure his gender dysmorphia, it just stopped him from believing he was a woman. (Huh?!?)
- he only has small tits, and looks like an obese middle-aged man, instead of ... the 'stereotypical female' (?!?) he imagined hormone replacement would transform him into.

The only thing he's happy about is keeping his dick through it all.

[EAP]

https://thefederalist.com/2018/04/12/be ... -shouldnt/

It's a very enlightening read, from a journalist who is also a vet, and went through four years of hormone treatments. He's pissed because:
- hormones fucked with his mood (no shit, welcome to being a woman)
- hormone treatment didn't cure his gender dysmorphia, it just stopped him from believing he was a woman. (Huh?!?)
- he only has small tits, and looks like an obese middle-aged man, instead of ... the 'stereotypical female' (?!?) he imagined hormone replacement would transform him into.

The only thing he's happy about is keeping his dick through it all.

Why hold on to the dick?
Some sort of memento?
Surely our tax dollars will spring for a full fledged vagina.
Why go halfway?

[The State]

Why hold on to the dick?
Some sort of memento?

You sound pissed and hungry.

[EAP]

Why hold on to the dick?
Some sort of memento?

You sound pissed and hungry.

You held on to yours too?
You half assed socialist.

[Left Seater]

That was an interesting read. It will make most liberals upset that the author agrees with banning them from service and refusing sex change therapies.

It sure seems like long extensive mental counseling should be required before any starts a sex change program.

[EAP]

That was an interesting read. It will make most liberals upset that the author agrees with banning them from service and refusing sex change therapies.

It sure seems like long extensive mental counseling should be required before any starts a sex change program.

I'll be honest, all kidding aside.
The technology has made leaps and bounds since my day.
Not that I'd make a move on it.
But it's GOT DAMN HOT!
Those soldiers must be mighty tempted.

[Innocent Bystander]

https://thefederalist.com/2018/04/12/be ... -shouldnt/

It's a very enlightening read, from a journalist who is also a vet, and went through four years of hormone treatments. He's pissed because:
- hormones fucked with his mood (no shit, welcome to being a woman)
- hormone treatment didn't cure his gender dysmorphia, it just stopped him from believing he was a woman. (Huh?!?)
- he only has small tits, and looks like an obese middle-aged man, instead of ... the 'stereotypical female' (?!?) he imagined hormone replacement would transform him into.

The only thing he's happy about is keeping his dick through it all.

Why hold on to the dick?
Some sort of memento?
Surely our tax dollars will spring for a full fledged vagina.
Why go halfway?

You're a 4chinner. You know why.

He held onto his dick because:
- he read the data that sex reassignment surgery doesn't cure gender dysmorphia
- he saw the results in patients who had passed puberty before starting hormone treatment
- he read the suicide rates and case studies of complications, and...
- his hormone treatments probably lessened his sex drive, which ultimately lessened his sexual obsession with seeing himself as female...something reported by some older transsexuals who go on hormone replacement therapy.

It lends credence to the not-socially-acceptable theory that MtF transsexuals are more likely to get off on transforming into women: remove the arousal associated with it, remove the urgency to go on hormones/cut a dick off.

Amazing Desmond and Jazz Jennings are more likely just child abuse victims of mothers who love attention, hate their sons and want to control them. But who knows.

[Innocent Bystander]

That was an interesting read. It will make most liberals upset that the author agrees with banning them from service and refusing sex change therapies.

It sure seems like long extensive mental counseling should be required before any starts a sex change program.

I'll be honest, all kidding aside.
The technology has made leaps and bounds since my day.
Not that I'd make a move on it.
But it's GOT DAMN HOT!
Those soldiers must be mighty tempted.

I hope not. It's the military, not prison. I would hope they see him as a functioning, productive member of their unit -- their Klinger. Not as a boi tang dispenser.

Still photos aren't moving photos. Guys move like guys, bitches move like bitches. Filters lie.

If presented with a born female, and a hormone therapy female in real life -- knowing nothing else about them -- you're a homosexual if you choose the latter. More power to you -- but you aren't straight.

[Innocent Bystander]

That was an interesting read. It will make most liberals upset that the author agrees with banning them from service and refusing sex change therapies.

It sure seems like long extensive mental counseling should be required before any starts a sex change program.

It's a very interesting read.

I part ways where the author seems to be advocating hormone treatments begin before puberty. But the rest I believe is spot on.

The problem is that not only do kids grow out of dressing inappropriately for their culture -- dressing inappropriately is strictly cultural in the first place. Forcing 3 year olds to choose to be transsexual just because they put a tiara on is the exact opposite of dissembling gender roles. What could possibly be the purpose of strictly straitjacketing children into traditional gender roles?

Ezra Miller, Billy Porter and Yannis Marshall can all be men without cutting their dicks off for dressing like women.

[Screw_Michigan]

That was an interesting read. It will make most liberals upset that the author agrees with banning them from service and refusing sex change therapies.

It sure seems like long extensive mental counseling should be required before any starts a sex change program.

Oh jesus, it's a man?

[Innocent Bystander]

Case in point:

Yannis Marshall teaching a mixed group of men and women -- all professional dancers -- to dance in heels to Sade's 'Is It A Crime'. Heels don't make you a woman.

[The Big Pickle]

Just so everyone knows....I found this on 4chan

My first thought was "WHY ARE THERE DUMB KUNTS IN THE 82nd Airborne!"

My second thought was ...."damn...she is kind of cute!"



Turns out it's a dude transitioning to a female.

Lastly...Madison WI is the capital of fags and trannies.....

All the fags and freaks in the midwest come to Madison WI because we are the Berkeley and SF of the midwest.

I have seen more FREAKS transition in the last year than I have seen in my entire life!

I don't know what the FUKKKK is going on......I think the gov't is poisoning the water.

THERE ARE FREAKS EVERYWHERE in Madison WI....it almost makes me want to move back to California!!!!!

[The Big Pickle]

I wonder if that dude is Slap...poor dude...I wonder if he knows...

[The Big Pickle]

I wonder if Mvscal would have fukkked her at Ft Hood.

[Innocent Bystander]

I wonder if Mvscal would have fukkked her at Ft Hood.

mvscal is a pothead. I figure when you're mellow, everything that is consensual is a fine idea.

Slap is a manwhore. Magic 8-ball sez: Don't ask, don't tell.

EAP is from Jersey. Is the Pope Catholic?

Would you have fucked Ketchum?