Newly freed slave....hanging out on a street corner in downtown Hotlanta Georgia....sometime in July 1868....
It was HOT because it was Georgia in the summertime and Sherman had just burned down the city years before....
Anyhoo....Lloyd was just hanging out on the street corner of Peachtree and Piedmont holding his dikkk and wondering how to find some "gib me dats"
It was his lucky day!
Low and behold, Yankee Carpet Bagger Johnny Marchinghome confronted Lloyd with an offer too good to be true!
We'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.
Johnny Carpet Bagger told newly freed slave Lloyd P Ray that for his 40 acres and a mule he would make him the most famous person
in Atlanta. "How this be?" Well....it's simple said the carpet bagger, "In this brand new republic, nobody has ever taken a common household
product and filed a patent on it".
Say it ain't so!
So Johnny Carpet Bagger grabbed Lloyds hand and marched him down to the Patent Office with a Dust Pan they purchased at general store.
Johnny got a plot of land with a hybred donkey/horse and Lloyd went on to become the Number One person mentioned in Black History Month in the 2000's.
To paraphrase Paul Harvey....."And that's the rest of the story"
History Fiction provided by Stanley F Pickle
Speaker of Truth
Misunderstood American Hero
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My favorite old timey brotha is G.W. Carver. Absolutely brilliant man.
After that most of my favorite negroes were musicians. 20th century popular music would have been the suck without them.
Favorite current day ones would be Thomas Sowell, Walter Williams and Larry Elder.
I recently watched a youtube video interview of Elder. Apparently he wanted to run for Cali Senator last time around. The GOP powers that be said, sorry Larry, we need to run a woman and they went with Carli Fiorina.
Fukking morons. I think Larry would have taken Kamala. He is one seriously sharp mofo. I hope he runs in the next Senate election. Would like to see him as President some day.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
There are three reasons why; the article gives one.
If you think black people invented the dust pan...you are a
fukking moron!
If you think a people would spend 400 years in servitude without inventing ways to make their lives less stressful, you're being willfully ignorant.
Just as women's inventions were credited under their husbands' names, slaves's inventions were credited under owners. Human nature is natural.
Know your place... be honest an shut the fukkk up!
And exactly what place would that be, suge?
If we had dust pans and tables and chairs on the mayflower in the 1600's
then how did black people invent him after the civil war when they were freed slaves?
It makes me so sad, that such a smart person like you...is so stupid.
To be honest, this is patent attorney territory. Fortunately, we have an expert here. Unfortunately (for us, not him), he is either busting his ass for a brief which must be filed Monday or chillaxing for today's game.
Maybe he can weigh in next week with the educated answer to your racist question.
In the meantime, what harm do black inventors do you?
The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:45 pm
I'm a Yank....but god damn...I wish I was a confederate...
Damn Yankees.... i hate myself and my heritage.
PICKLE WISHES HE WAS IN DIXIE!
Then you should move, BP. You won't like the amount of miscegenation, or maybe you would. The southern posters will tell you the best spots to settle where you'll be most happy with demographics, cost of living and lack of resentment towards your being a Wiscy boy.
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:58 pm
Then you should move, BP. You won't like the amount of miscegenation, or maybe you would. The southern posters will tell you the best spots to settle where you'll be most happy with demographics, cost of living and lack of resentment towards your being a Wiscy boy.
He's good where he's at. Wisconsin Vadger fans are some of the most racist dirtbags you will find anywhere in the country.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:50 pm
MVSCAL loves Sherman...
Mvscal thinks it was okay to burn Atlanta
Mvscl LOVES Sherman
Sherman didn't burn Atlanta, dumbfuck. Hood set fire to a gigantic ammunition train and other supply warehouses as the Confederates retreated.
Same story in Columbia, SC. Retreating Confederates fired warehouses stocked to the rafters with cotton bales. There are some reports of Union arson in Columbia, but the bulk of the fire started with the cotton. Union troops were mostly busy getting drunk as fuck. Sherman had to withdraw that division and send in sober troops to get a handle on the situation.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:47 pm
To be honest, this is patent attorney territory. Fortunately, we have an expert here. Unfortunately (for us, not him), he is either busting his ass for a brief which must be filed Monday or chillaxing for today's game.
Maybe he can weigh in next week with the educated answer to your racist question.
In the meantime, what harm do black inventors do you?
The only harm is when they say that elvis stole from them, an outright lie.
The young elvis for sure loved the black blues, but also loved the white country western sound as well.
The point being, is that the sound from the explosive young punk named elvis at sun studios, was a fusion of black blues with white country, "rockabilly".
Progressive, explosive, new, fresh and exciting!
ANYONE who doesn't understand that, is a low IQ left wing cocksucker.
And what makes elvis even more the unique artist that he was, WAS his soul depth and diversity.
The ability to interpret music in multiple genres with critical acclaim! That's why he's the icon he is.
Only racist left wing blacks and mentally unstable leftist whites say he stole.
Any healthy thinking human being understands that elvis was unique in music history.
Black and white music came together in this young fresh new exciting punk rocker.
This is a story of a little boy name Theo who woke up one morning and asked his mother, “Mom, what if there were no Black people in the world?”
Well his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said “Son, follow me around today and lets just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world.”
Mom said, “Now go get dressed and we will get started.” Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said “Theo, where are your shoes, and those clothes are all wrinkled son, I must iron them.”
But when she reached for the ironing board it was no longer there. You see Sarah Boone, a black woman,
invented the ironing board and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.
“Oh well,” she said, “please go and do something to your hair.” Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb. Theo decided to
just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.
Well this was a sight, no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess, even Moms hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C.J. Walker, well you get the picture.
Mom told Theo, “lets do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store.” Theo’s job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dust pan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dust pan. So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there.
He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop.
Theo yelled to his Mom, “Mom, I’m not having any luck.” “Well son,” she said, “let me finish washing these clothes and we will prepare a list for the grocery store.” When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.
Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. So Theo ran for the
paper and pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener.
Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen. As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the type writing machine, and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press.
Theo and his mother decided to head out to the market. Well when Theo opened the door he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, the lawn mower was invented by John Burr, a black man.
They made their way over to the car and found that it just wouldn’t go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gear shift and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.
Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So they just left the food on the counter.
By this time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn up the heat, and what do you know. Alice Parker, a black female, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summer time they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a black man, invented the air conditioner. It was almost time for Theo’s father to arrive home. He takes the bus. But there was no bus, because it’s precursor was the electric trolley, invented by another black man, Elbert R. Robinson.
He usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator because Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator. He also usually dropped off the office mail at a near by mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.
Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with their heads in their hands. When the father arrived he asked, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb. Theo quickly learned what it would be like if there were no black people in the world. Not to mention if he were ever sick and needed blood. Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the worlds first blood bank. And what if a family member had to have heart surgery? This would not have been possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open heart surgery.
So if you ever wonder, like Theo, where would we be without black people? Well, it’s pretty plain to see.
We would still be in the DARK!!!!
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:47 pm
To be honest, this is patent attorney territory. Fortunately, we have an expert here. Unfortunately (for us, not him), he is either busting his ass for a brief which must be filed Monday or chillaxing for today's game.
Maybe he can weigh in next week with the educated answer to your racist question.
In the meantime, what harm do black inventors do you?
You love the word "racist". But you're a tribal left wing braindead puppet.
That's why you don't call Louis Farakhan a racist, or Al Sharpton.
Or any number of left wing socialists who by definition, are stupid racist scum.
You live in a low IQ state of delusion, serving a cause that's anti liberty.
Decades of being herded like sheep are slowly but surely, coming to an end.
Trump's presidency has awakened a sleeping giant.
Lyndon bragged that we'll have the n__**__er vote for the next 200 years.
Not quite. It takes an outsider like trump to break up the establishment which has kept an entire voting block enslaved.
Of course the press and academia are already corrupted by the left, so they've been brainwashing folks for decades.
This November, look for 25-35%
Of the African American vote to go to trump.
If Bloomberg is the Democrats choice, it could reach 50%.
Bloomberg has a treasure trove of racist remarks going back decades.
If he chooses Hillary as his running mate, that's even worse,
Because of hillary calling blacks "super predators" back in the 90's.
If those numbers are anywhere near the polling today, it's OVER.
