Is Pickle a Midget ?

[The State]

I was looking at this pic and I keep shaking my head. Have I/we found a poster even shorter than Perk?

The girl in the picture can't be more than 5 foot 2 tops by looking at the fence that guy is sitting on.

The chick is crossing her legs to make herself appear shorter and Pickle is on his tip-toes trying to look taller.

Pickle has an eerie resemblance to Perk.


Perk is probably jumping for joy with this new discovery.

Memory Lane...

[The Big Pickle]

I'm 5'11"

Christy was a model...I was still taller than her.

5'11" was above average....now the average height for White dudes is 6 ft.

[The State]

I'm 5'11'

I laughed

[The Big Pickle]

5'11"

I know what the San Francisco faggot wants...he wants a picture of alan...



Happy now, faggot???

[The State]

You're not helping yourself... Midget.

[The Big Pickle]

I'm 5'11"

At least I post pictures of myself....unlike you, you ugly faggot ren fairy!


Chicken!

Brock Brock Brock

[The State]

Porky to the rescue to tie it up.

2-2

Porky and Pickle... (Brokeback Mountain).

[The Big Pickle]

Porky to the rescue to tie it up.

2-2

Porky and Pickle... (Brokeback Mountain).

IB, EAP, Schmick, Left Seater, 88, every normal person is on my side....I smell VICTORY!

the funniest and most ironic thing is the person that should be supporting me the most, mvscal...is against me.

[The State]

IB, EAP, Schmick is on my side....I smell VICTORY!

[The Big Pickle]

Post your picture....or forever be a coward.

Fiat Lux...post pictures of parked cars and sidewalks
but too afraid to post his own real picture...

Yet he calls out the very people with the courage to post their picture.

FIAT LUX IS A COWARD!

POST YOUR PICTURE OR FOREVER BE A REN FAIRY WIND CHIME SELLING FAGGOT!


You don't have the courage to post your picture.....

YOU
UGLY
WIND
CHIME
SELLING
LOSER
FAGGOT

[Softball Bat]

It is hard to gauge Stan's height, but I am certain he has -----> tiny hands.

Like his hero.

[EAP]

It is hard to gauge Stan's height, but I am certain he has -----> tiny hands.

Like his hero.

H Ross Perot, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, Steve Jobs, Elon Musk,
etc....have very feminine little girl hands. So where could you possibly be going with this?
Would you rather be the loser you are with big manly hands?
OR the president and any number of these successful titans of industry?

Use the brain lucifer gave you,
You left wing commie bastard.

[Innocent Bystander]

Post your picture....or forever be a coward.
...

You don't have the courage to post your picture.....

m2 is the last person to accuse of selfie-posting cowardice -- unless he's been larping as an artist for 20+ years. :? It wouldn't be the first time someone was that dedicated to the character they play online.

But taken at face value, he has posted multiple pictures of himself.

[The Big Pickle]

But taken at face value, he has posted multiple pictures of himself.

This is the only picture I have of Fiat Lux.....

are you saying there are others???

[Innocent Bystander]

This is the only picture I have of Fiat Lux.....

are you saying there are others???

You've been here long enough for the other pic wytcheries. :? Again, if those were stolen photos like the Ren wenches, wouldn't be the first time ... but why? Up to m2.

Maybe he can PET his support of the Niners tonight without showing his face, for historical purposes. Again, up to him.

[mvscal]

the funniest and most ironic thing is the person that should be supporting me the most, mvscal...is against me.

I would say that you appear to be of average height, Stanley. However, that being said.....






















...you remain a stupendously gay faggot of average height.

[The Big Pickle]

you remain a stupendously gay faggot of average height.

and the only picture we have of you are the leaked pictures from Molly...

Yeah... I have them...



Not impressed...I have more stomach muscles and my penis is bigger....

It's funny...after all of this....Goat hill Tavern...Your wife...her friend...

My penis is bigger than yours....we didn't need 20 years of message boards...

mvscal is 7 1/2
pickle is 9 1/2

[EAP]

you remain a stupendously gay faggot of average height.

and the only picture we have of you are the leaked pictures from Molly...

Yeah... I have them...



Not impressed...I have more stomach muscles and my penis is bigger....

It's funny...after all of this....Goat hill Tavern...Your wife...her friend...

My penis is bigger than yours....we didn't need 20 years of message boards...

mvscal is 7 1/2
pickle is 9 1/2

Wow, you're approaching Peter North proportions.
Less than half of half a percent, or 0.0025, reach that legendary size.
Bravo!

[Innocent Bystander]

you remain a stupendously gay faggot of average height.

and the only picture we have of you are the leaked pictures

PAUSE.

I believe that goes into publishing private information, which is forbidden. Whether they exist or not. Don't pretend they exist, if they don't. Don't reference them, if they do.

I don't believe you should bring Molly into this in that way.

[Innocent Bystander]

pickle is 9 1/2

Wow, you're approaching Peter North proportions.
Less than half of half a percent, or 0.0025, reach that legendary size.
Bravo!

Pickle hasn't proven he has. You said yourself, in the tranny thread ...

and you know how many guys reach that in real life? It's not that rare. Someone said certain countries are throwing off the global average. I say, whatevs. There's more to life than what's between your legs.

Anyway (anyhoo), up to you, Pickle to show the goods, your goods. That's kosher, because they're yours, no one else's. Let's do this. Use spoiler tags.

[EAP]

pickle is 9 1/2

Wow, you're approaching Peter North proportions.
Less than half of half a percent, or 0.0025, reach that legendary size.
Bravo!

Pickle hasn't proven he has. You said yourself, in the tranny thread ...

and you know how many guys reach that in real life? It's not that rare. Someone said certain countries are throwing off the global average. I say, whatevs. There's more to life than what's between your legs.

Anyway (anyhoo), up to you, Pickle to show the goods, your goods. That's kosher, because they're yours, no one else's. Let's do this. Use spoiler tags.

Where do you get your information from? Mad magazine? Cosmopolitan?
Field and Stream?
Because according to science,
The average cock comes in at approximately 3.5 in. Flaccid.
And 5.2 fully engorged.
Slightly smaller for your asians,
And of course slightly larger for your average NBA player.

So how is it, you come to the conclusion that the Ron Jeremy and Peter North members are commonplace?
Because you are sadly misinformed here.

[mvscal]

PAUSE.[/b]

I believe that goes into publishing private information, which is forbidden. Whether they exist or not.

They don't.

I'm sure Molly would confirm her bitter disappointment that she has no pics of my paenous. I'm equally sure she wouldn't leak them if she did.

[Kierland]

I’m pretty sure she has a few of mine.

[The State]

It looks like we have a tie.

Half the board thinks he's a Midget and Porky and Pikkle thinks he's not.


I'm still pretty sure Perk is taller than the Midget.









The similarities are scary.

They certainly shop at the same clothing store... hmmm

[The Big Pickle]

5'11" iz NOT midgets

[The State]

5'11" iz NOT midgets

If you're 5' 11"... Perk is 6 feet.

Look at your stumpy legs... that's clear Midget syndrome.

The board has spoken... and I never voted.

[Kierland]

5'11" iz NOT midgets

[The Big Pickle]

The two guys on my left are 6'1"

Oh yeah...Wisconsin Won!
Wisconsin always Wins!
Pickle always Wins!
TRUMP WINS!
PICKLE WINS!

WINNING iz GOOD!

[Innocent Bystander]

The two guys on my left are 6'1"

Oh yeah...Wisconsin Won!
Wisconsin always Wins!
Pickle always Wins!
TRUMP WINS!
PICKLE WINS!

WINNING iz GOOD!

Pause... who are those three guys? Whose deck is that, and what the fuck are y'all drinking? I can't tell what's in your hands....

[Innocent Bystander]

5'11" iz NOT midgets

[Left Seater]

Whose deck is that

Well, we know whose deck it isn't...

[mvscal]

and what the fuck are y'all drinking? I can't tell what's in your hands....

Looks like Cum and Coke. Poor Stanley. Wherever he goes, he's always the gayest fuck in the shot.

[Softball Bat]

5'11" iz NOT midgets

Whatever your height, you are a mental midget.

[Innocent Bystander]

and what the fuck are y'all drinking? I can't tell what's in your hands....

Looks like Cum and Coke. Poor Stanley. Wherever he goes, he's always the gayest fuck in the shot.

How can you tell?

Rum and coke actually sounds delicious right now. Maybe they should offer that to the passengers of the Diamond Princess, instead of porn... worked for the Brit teacher.

[Innocent Bystander]

Whose deck is that

Well, we know whose deck it isn't...

Too soon, bro ...

[Left Seater]

Update your spreadsheet. Holic’s deck is legendary.

[Innocent Bystander]

Update your spreadsheet. Holic’s deck is legendary.

Pics, or it didn't happen.

[Left Seater]

I never saved photos from here. But I am sure someone has a photo of it, or Holic can post it himself.

Just cause you missed it, doesn't mean it isn't burned into everyone else's eyeballs.

[Screw_Michigan]

Update your spreadsheet. Holic’s deck is legendary.

Pics, or it didn't happen.

You are a Grade A moron.

[Innocent Bystander]

Update your spreadsheet. Holic’s deck is legendary.

Pics, or it didn't happen.

You are a Grade A moron.

Yeah. I'd still like to see the updated pics of Back Deck de Smackaholic. I can't build for shit. So anybody rolling their shirt sleeves up to DIY instead of contract it out gets an Obama pitcher of beer thumbs up from me.