The Snake....
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The Big Pickle
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The Snake....
On her way to work one morning
Down the path along side the lake
A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
"Poor thing," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"
"Take me in tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake
She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk
And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk
She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she'd taken to had been revived
"Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake
She clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful," she cried
"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"
She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite
"Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake
"I saved you," cried the woman
"And you've bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
Obviously, the Dumbokunts are the SNAKES!
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Re: The Snake....
Python isn't poisonous.
Dumbokunts are poisonous!
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Kierland
Re: The Snake....
Noise and light
Lots of bluster
Just say shit
We are the best
They are the worst
Trust the process
Sin,
88nazis
Lots of bluster
Just say shit
We are the best
They are the worst
Trust the process
Sin,
88nazis
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Re: The Snake....
The snake kenny stabler was ok.
His interception percentage was high
That 1976 team was one of the best.
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JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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Re: The Snake....
Sometimes, I think Trump speaks in newscaster code (ie fast blinking for lies, or Pence's infamous head shaking)...sometimes I don't.
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The corrupt left wing socialist press and media have met their match with trump.Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:22 pm Sometimes, I think Trump speaks in newscaster code (ie fast blinking for lies, or Pence's infamous head shaking)...sometimes I don't.
They seem to forget that the private businessman trump dealt with the press for 40 years!
He's had decades of becoming the supreme nemesis of the fake news media.
Romney, McCain, Bush, etc......all cowered in fear at the fake corrupt left wing socialist press
NOT TRUMP!
He gets hard at the thought of doing battle with the likes of Jim "fag" Acosta and Don "fag" lemon. And Andersen "fag" cooper and chris "fredo" Cuomo.
The mere thought of going against the lying left wing propaganda media, makes trump HARD as a ROCK.