Possible Ping from Luther
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I'm sure he is around somewhere.
*ping*
*ping*
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Hi Roach, nice post. :) There is some truth in what you say, but if you know about Luther's current whereabouts, he couldn't possible be keeping those flying rats in his basement. He doesn't have one. Don't look too closely into the matter however, the less known...the better.Roach wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:16 pm Just received from Luther . . . Apparently.
The rolled lizard skin has intricate markings looking like reformed egyptian, but it has to go to the Deciders for translation before we can be sure. This is one of our pigeons, and Luth has been maintaining them all in his basement, so unless some cocksucker let it loose, or intercepted it and faked the script, Luther is still ticking. Probably.
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Who gives a fuck?
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I would feel refreshed if Luther came in and told us all a story.
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Luth was one of the better story tellers. Wish one of you fukks would give him a call....on his land line pulse dial phone.
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You're an old and out of touch fart, so you might know this. How much do you think it costs per month to have an old school copper wire telephone line at home? Not this VOIP shit.smackaholic wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:40 am Luth was one of the better story tellers. Wish one of you fukks would give him a call....on his land line pulse dial phone.
Shit that is gonna work when the next 9/11 happens.
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I don't think anyone supports pulse dial anymore.
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Something that's EMP proof? Mushing, carrier pigeon and pony express/bike courier.Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:48 amYou're an old and out of touch fart, so you might know this. How much do you think it costs per month to have an old school copper wire telephone line at home? Not this VOIP shit.smackaholic wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:40 am Luth was one of the better story tellers. Wish one of you fukks would give him a call....on his land line pulse dial phone.
Shit that is gonna work when the next 9/11 happens.
Otherwise, VHF is de rigueur in the bush.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:29 pmHi Roach, nice post. :) There is some truth in what you say, but if you know about Luther's current whereabouts, he couldn't possible be keeping those flying rats in his basement. He doesn't have one. Don't look too closely into the matter however, the less known...the better.Roach wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:16 pm Just received from Luther . . . Apparently.
The rolled lizard skin has intricate markings looking like reformed egyptian, but it has to go to the Deciders for translation before we can be sure. This is one of our pigeons, and Luth has been maintaining them all in his basement, so unless some cocksucker let it loose, or intercepted it and faked the script, Luther is still ticking. Probably.
Hi Luther, un-fucking-lurk sometime.
He's on stakeout? for what, one eyed babies?
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Just looked into this a few months ago as wife's grandfather moved into an assisted living. We were going to hook up his VoIP from his house, but the facility doesn't have phone line & cable on same wall and wouldn't run cable over the drop ceiling for meScrew_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:48 amYou're an old and out of touch fart, so you might know this. How much do you think it costs per month to have an old school copper wire telephone line at home? Not this VOIP shit.smackaholic wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:40 am Luth was one of the better story tellers. Wish one of you fukks would give him a call....on his land line pulse dial phone.
Shit that is gonna work when the next 9/11 happens.
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Anyway, Verizon charges about $30 per month for old school land lines. Of course here in NY there are probably $15 in taxes so it may be less by you.
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The OL has a living grandfather?The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Just looked into this a few months ago as wife's grandfather moved into an assisted living. We were going to hook up his VoIP from his house, but the facility doesn't have phone line & cable on same wall and wouldn't run cable over the drop ceiling for meScrew_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:48 amYou're an old and out of touch fart, so you might know this. How much do you think it costs per month to have an old school copper wire telephone line at home? Not this VOIP shit.smackaholic wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:40 am Luth was one of the better story tellers. Wish one of you fukks would give him a call....on his land line pulse dial phone.
Shit that is gonna work when the next 9/11 happens.![]()
Anyway, Verizon charges about $30 per month for old school land lines. Of course here in NY there are probably $15 in taxes so it may be less by you.
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Dude is going to be 95 & lived on his own until last Sept.
As for robbing the cradle, about 4.5 yrs difference, I'm 55 and we've been together since '94.
As for robbing the cradle, about 4.5 yrs difference, I'm 55 and we've been together since '94.
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Can he still get it up? Or would it be like raising the dead?The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:38 pm Dude is going to be 95 & lived on his own until last Sept.
As for robbing the cradle, about 4.5 yrs difference, I'm 55 and we've been together since '94.
Cause I'm up there myself, but still have strong blood flow due to beets, broccoli, kale and the finest genes on earth.
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PET. Now.EAP wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:34 pmCan he still get it up? Or would it be like raising the dead?The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:38 pm Dude is going to be 95 & lived on his own until last Sept.
As for robbing the cradle, about 4.5 yrs difference, I'm 55 and we've been together since '94.
Cause I'm up there myself, but still have strong blood flow due to beets, broccoli, kale and the finest genes on earth.
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How bout a pic of my professional juice machine?Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:42 amPET. Now.EAP wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:34 pmCan he still get it up? Or would it be like raising the dead?The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:38 pm Dude is going to be 95 & lived on his own until last Sept.
As for robbing the cradle, about 4.5 yrs difference, I'm 55 and we've been together since '94.
Cause I'm up there myself, but still have strong blood flow due to beets, broccoli, kale and the finest genes on earth.
It's a real beauty.
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