What song is playing when you blow your brains out?

[The Big Pickle]

My brother in law was a Khe Sanh Marine Recon and he was battling cancer...when it advanced to his spine he decided to kill himself...he went out to the back yard at about 2am...his hat was twenty feet away from his body. So sad...I thought about his last thoughts...he must have been in so much pain.




I used to love "It's a wonderful world" but they played it at his funeral.... I hate that song now.

[The Big Pickle]

Pickle's the wild card.

I'm The Wild Card!!!


I always wanted to have a gun...I would have bought an AR15 because I know everything about it and I LOVED LOVED LOVED my M16 in the army. Anyhoo...ever since I went nearly INSANE from the blarring loud nonstop ringing in my ears I can't trust myself with a gun after two bottles of Pinot Noir. So many times I've woken up at 5pm the next day and wondered about the stupid things I said and done when I was drunk.

Drinking...Sadness...Depression...are bad combinations that can led to "SPLAT" and "REGRET". Things you would NEVER do sober can happen in one drunken moment of bad decisions.

For that reason....No Guns at Casa Del Pickle.

[EAP]

My brother in law was a Khe Sanh Marine Recon and he was battling cancer...when it advanced to his spine he decided to kill himself...he went out to the back yard at about 2am...his hat was twenty feet away from his body. So sad...I thought about his last thoughts...he must have been in so much pain.




I used to love "It's a wonderful world" but they played it at his funeral.... I hate that song now.

Listen to Eva Cassidy's version of this song
She died in 96' of melanoma.
She also "OWNS" "over the rainbow"
No one can ever do that song again. Trust me.
Eva Cassidy.

[The Big Pickle]

Hey EAP,

I listened to your Eva Cassidy and it didn't float my boat.

As a film historian....how could you beat Judy Garland?

[Imus]

No doubt you have Beat your Meat often and hard over her . . .

[EAP]

Hey EAP,

I listened to your Eva Cassidy and it didn't float my boat.

As a film historian....how could you beat Judy Garland?

Eva sings it slightly different.
It didn't float your boat?
Interesting. Maybe you just have the judy Garland version in your DNA

[FiatLux]

Fuck this place.

This is the last time I open this website on a Saturday morning, crystal clear 60 degree day on the Pacific Ocean in San Francisco.


https://www.surf-forecast.com/breaks/Oc ... ams/latest

Live webcam








Off to the beach near the Zoo... for some waves.

Sure it's paradise now. But when THE BIG ONE comes?

I don't spend my life waiting for catastrophes. I'll just "keep on living" in Paradise.


I've been surfing Ocean Beach since I was 10 years old.

OB San Francisco is for "big boy surfers".

If you didn't grow up surfing here... or are not one of the best surfers in the World. You don't paddle out here.

Another one of my spots on OB is Noriega Street in the Sunset.

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CH ... 0Q4dUDCAs






I'll continue to surf... til they rip my 7 foot 6 Yater from my dead body.

[EAP]

https://youtu.be/2rd8VktT8xY[/youtube]
Breathtaking and haunting.

[EAP]

Fuck this place.

This is the last time I open this website on a Saturday morning, crystal clear 60 degree day on the Pacific Ocean in San Francisco.


https://www.surf-forecast.com/breaks/Oc ... ams/latest

Live webcam








Off to the beach near the Zoo... for some waves.

Sure it's paradise now. But when THE BIG ONE comes?

I don't spend my life waiting for catastrophes. I'll just "keep on living" in Paradise.


I've been surfing Ocean Beach since I was 10 years old.

OB San Francisco is for "big boy surfers".

If you didn't grow up surfing here... or are not one of the best surfers in the World. You don't paddle out here.

Another one of my spots on OB is Noriega Street in the Sunset.

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CH ... 0Q4dUDCAs






I'll continue to surf... til they rip my 7 foot 6 Yater from my dead body.

Surf any of these?
Nazare', Portugal?
Teahupoo, Tahiti?
Ghost trees.
Off the coast of pebble beach.
Infested with great white sharks.
You must have chuck Norris sized balls to surf there.

[The Big Pickle]

You must have chuck Norris sized balls to surf there.

He sells Wind Chimes at Ren Faires...

I doubt Fiat Lux aka The State aka Toolio aka M2 has any ballz at all!

[mvscal]

Drinking...Sadness...Depression...are bad combinations that can led to "SPLAT" and "REGRET".

"Yummy, yummy, yummy I've got cum in my tummy and my butthole is oozing goo!














Sincerely, Stanley Pickle.

[Innocent Bystander]

Fiat, where are the fucking photos? It's fucking winter for the rest of us and you didn't take any photos of the surf? Arrrrgh, man.

[Innocent Bystander]

Drinking...Sadness...Depression...are bad combinations that can led to "SPLAT" and "REGRET".

"Yummy, yummy, yummy I've got cum in my tummy and my butthole is oozing goo!



Sincerely, Stanley Pickle.

Why you so hateful tonight, man?

[EAP]

Drinking...Sadness...Depression...are bad combinations that can led to "SPLAT" and "REGRET".

"Yummy, yummy, yummy I've got cum in my tummy and my butthole is oozing goo!



Sincerely, Stanley Pickle.

Why you so hateful tonight, man?

I should be asking you why you chase a conspiracy theory on trump, YET protect Bill Clinton who can be placed on that island of 12 year old girls, thru actual flight manifests.

That speaks volumes about your detached reality.

[Innocent Bystander]

I should be asking you why you chase a conspiracy theory on trump, YET protect Bill Clinton who can be placed on that island of 12 year old girls, thru actual flight manifests.

That speaks volumes about your detached reality.

.... dude ....

[FiatLux]

Sure it's paradise now. But when THE BIG ONE comes?

I don't spend my life waiting for catastrophes. I'll just "keep on living" in Paradise.


I've been surfing Ocean Beach since I was 10 years old.

OB San Francisco is for "big boy surfers".

If you didn't grow up surfing here... or are not one of the best surfers in the World. You don't paddle out here.

Another one of my spots on OB is Noriega Street in the Sunset.

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CH ... 0Q4dUDCAs






I'll continue to surf... til they rip my 7 foot 6 Yater from my dead body.

Surf any of these?
Nazare', Portugal?
Teahupoo, Tahiti?
Ghost trees.
Off the coast of pebble beach.
Infested with great white sharks.
You must have chuck Norris sized balls to surf there.

Why the fuck would I go to "Pebble Beach" ?


We already have a golf course on the beach. It's called Lake Merced.


And you don't have to drive 2 hours to get back to civilization with the most highly educated and creative populous in the World.







Take a flight over the most beautiful city in the World.







Psst... it's run by liberals.

[EAP]

I don't spend my life waiting for catastrophes. I'll just "keep on living" in Paradise.


I've been surfing Ocean Beach since I was 10 years old.

OB San Francisco is for "big boy surfers".

If you didn't grow up surfing here... or are not one of the best surfers in the World. You don't paddle out here.

Another one of my spots on OB is Noriega Street in the Sunset.

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CH ... 0Q4dUDCAs






I'll continue to surf... til they rip my 7 foot 6 Yater from my dead body.

Surf any of these?
Nazare', Portugal?
Teahupoo, Tahiti?
Ghost trees.
Off the coast of pebble beach.
Infested with great white sharks.
You must have chuck Norris sized balls to surf there.

Why the fuck would I go to "Pebble Beach" ?


We already have a golf course on the beach. It's called Lake Merced.


And you don't have to drive 2 hours to get back to civilization with the most highly educated and creative populous in the World.







Take a flight over the most beautiful city in the World.







Psst... it's run by liberals.

DR. Savage disagrees with your assessment.

First, Dr. Savage is light years smarter than you are.
Second, he knows more about San Francisco than you'll ever dream of knowing.

His critique of San Francisco is spot on accurate.
You are a myopic left wing apologist.

[FiatLux]

DR. Savage disagrees with your assessment.

You've NEVER been to Paradise (San Francisco) yet you take the word of a guy who clowns the deplorables for a living ?

Ever crossed your itsy bitsy mind why he lives here?

Probably not.



Deplorables can't afford to live in "Paradise"... that's why he can get away with his shtick.








Real American Hero's that LOVE San Francisco

[Left Seater]

I don't know. I think mvscal is pretty comfortable dropping n-bombs and f-bombs on the porch with tios while abuelitas in the kitchen.

Derron, Schmick and Lefty in front of their wives.

Smacky would Hank Hill it, and go there in front of beer buddies only.

Mikey, BSmack, Screwy don't use that language, and neither do their circle.

Dinsdale's circle uses it. He doesn't.

m2, Kierland, TWIS (and maybe L45B) are Jews, so they talk shit about everybody.

JSC would tell the offender to shape up or leave.

Poptart has a Pastor's Aura +1 in effect at all times.

BS would steer the conversation to absurd shit (literally).

Wolf is too old for that shit.

Luther's a cop.

Blackthroatwind uses it casually, in the same way Call of Duty players do.

Pickle's the wild card.

Naw I don’t use it. Playing team sports and having balck friends made sure of that.

Screwy might not use the term, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t the biggest racist here.

[Screw_Michigan]

Naw I don’t use it. Playing team sports and having balck friends made sure of that.

Screwy might not use the term, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t the biggest racist here.

Lol, keep dreaming.

'Sess much?

[EAP]

DR. Savage disagrees with your assessment.

You've NEVER been to Paradise (San Francisco) yet you take the word of a guy who clowns the deplorables for a living ?

Ever crossed your itsy bitsy mind why he lives here?

Probably not.



Deplorables can't afford to live in "Paradise"... that's why he can get away with his shtick.








Real American Hero's that LOVE San Francisco

You are too stupid to understand that Dr. Savage is a REAL Reagan conservative.
He makes left wing retards like you squirm, because you can't escape TRUTH

Your knee jerk response is very telling.
Trying to say his persona is all an act????
BUWAHAHAHA

That's real desperation on your part.

He has you left wing socialists by the balls.

[Innocent Bystander]

88, very sorry to learn about your father, may he rest in peace. My mother is not too far behind, these things happen more and more as we age, but that certainly doesn't make them any easier.

As for your exit when the time comes, you can do better than a shotgun. Use that legal ability for one last effort and get the Death With Dignity Act passed in Florida or Ohio or wherever you may be. It began in Oregon I believe, and now Washington and Virginia and perhaps some others by now. There is a very good website on it, hopefully all 50 states will adopt it. There isn't a good reason why we don't treat ourselves with the same compassion as we treat our pets.

Then you can exit on your own terms.

Jsc810, sad to hear about your mother. Hopefully her path will be peaceful.

I hear you on the Death With Dignity Act. But what kind of dignity do you have if you have to ask the government for permission to terminate your own life? Its like asking for permission to be free. Kind of stupid, in my opinion.

Euthanasia would be used the same way abortion currently and sterilization in the past (unless you're Israel) was used for population control.

Find the way to make a quick buck from the body parts of the elderly euthanised, and Death With Dignity suddenly passes like circumcision propaganda in the US.

Find a way to make euthanasia apply mostly to 'undesireable' segments of society -- and not you two, JSC and 88, let's be reality -- and we get the false "gang raped by black men now I'm pregnant with a mulatto child" style test case which will allow Euthanasia to pass for all*.

You two are the reason Death With Dignity will never touch these shores. White women were denied abortions, while black women were routinely steered to D&Cs or denied medical assistance, or Native women were routinely clipped without consent by the IHS system. A white woman finally had to falsely accuse a group of innocent men, in order to have access to a safe abortion.

So that's what you two will have to do.

Frame euthanasia as a source of income and research which will mostly apply to the undesireable.

Or dark web it using someone else's internet connection to find the best way to end your life the way you want, and not when or if someone else allows it.

(Off topic, is it true medical professionals don't sign up to be organ donors, because they know the process by which organ donations can be decided to be harvested from the allegedly brain dead?)

[Innocent Bystander]

Naw I don’t use it. Playing team sports and having balck friends made sure of that.

Screwy might not use the term, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t the biggest racist here.

Screwy falls under 'No Exceptions'. No exceptions means NO EXCEPTIONS. But he's not the biggest racist here, by a long shot, and he doesn't use the word.

Lefty, shutyomouth has plenty of black friends, too, and you should have heard some of the shit he had to say about his experiences in the South around black people living 'no exceptions'. Having black friends doesn't mean you won't drop it.

BP, you're the wild card because I don't know if you use the word in real life as much as you talk shit about black folk here. Your backstory doesn't fit with someone who uses it casually, for a pre-Internet gaming man. You seem more likely to use 'faggot' as a catch all insult, even with the military story, than an n bomb.

The Law of EAP is in effect, for you, until proven otherwise.

[Mikey]

Given your penchant for firearms I would suggest, for a final song, something from Junior Walker and the All Stars.



Give the weapon to your OL the following instructions:

Shoot him 'fore he runs...

[Innocent Bystander]

Jeezus Christ, Screwy. I’ll plain as day admit that I posted utter shit on this board nearly twenty years ago pimping chumps like John Edwards and John Kerry and calling GWB a racist asshole.

Dubya was a racist via No Exception, not David Duke. Cheney was worse.

John Edwards was an empty suit living out Elizabeth's ambitions, not his own. Then he impregnated Jay McInerney's leftovers, Lisa Druck, which raised all kinds of questions about who he really was. Using campaign funds, which she -- a rich girl -- accepted, as under the table palimony was icing, not meat.

Kerry was a fake vet living off Theresa's inheritance and the glamour of physical height.

t’s like the saying goes— young and dumb, old and wise.

The Republicans don't represent wisdom.

Grow a pair Screwy you left limp wristed pussy!

Screwy cares about the country, and is right on many things. The current leadership of the Democrats are not worthy of his support or faith.

[Dinsdale]

I have a vague memory of getting wasted with that dude at a couple of parties.