I saw Goober McToober today!!!!

[The Big Pickle]

I had a TWO FER today that you people will not believe....


First of all...I'm across the street from the post office where a "GIFT" is going to arrive for
me, THE BIG PICKLE, at the main post office in Madison WI 53714....I like this person,
but I can't accept a gift from a chick on a message board.....anyhoo....I know this long
haired hippie freak named "Goober McToobs" is from the same part of town. I live downtown
and he lives in the hippie section of Madison WI..

Anyhoo....he has posted his picture with his bourbon collection...so I know how he looks....

So today... I was at WOODMAN'S EAST on milwaukee street....and there is GOOBER MCTard!

I will say this....he is tall...over six foot...the reason he wore sun glasses in his picture
is because his eyes are blood shot and he has a gin nose......you know it...like WC FIELDS!

Hey Goober...I walked by you today multiple times at Woodman's East...

I knew it was you
And you didn't know it was me.

Just to give you a chance.....

I was wearing a NOTRE DAME Hat....

[EAP]

I had a TWO FER today that you people will not believe....


First of all...I'm across the street from the post office where a "GIFT" is going to arrive for
me, THE BIG PICKLE, at the main post office in Madison WI 53714....I like this person,
but I can't accept a gift from a chick on a message board.....anyhoo....I know this long
haired hippie freak named "Goober McToobs" is from the same part of town. I live downtown
and he lives in the hippie section of Madison WI..

Anyhoo....he has posted his picture with his bourbon collection...so I know how he looks....

So today... I was at WOODMAN'S EAST on milwaukee street....and there is GOOBER MCTard!

I will say this....he is tall...over six foot...the reason he wore sun glasses in his picture
is because his eyes are blood shot and he has a gin nose......you know it...like WC FIELDS!

Hey Goober...I walked by you today multiple times at Woodman's East...

I knew it was you
And you didn't know it was me.

Just to give you a chance.....

I was wearing a NOTRE DAME Hat....

Did this guy appear to be close to 400 pounds?

[Innocent Bystander]

I live downtown
and he lives in the hippie section of Madison WI..

The hippies don't live near campus? :?

And you not saying anything to him is exactly why I said you were a wildcard.

[Carson]

Did this guy appear to be close to 400 pounds?

Alkies like Goober McBoozer tend to be skinny because they spend all their money on rotgut whiskey instead of food.

[Carson]

[The Big Pickle]

I live downtown
and he lives in the hippie section of Madison WI..

The hippies don't live near campus? :?

And you not saying anything to him is exactly why I said you were a wildcard.

First of all.....Downtown Madison is the Capital, the university and now upscale rich people condominiums and luxury apartments for the professionals...aka Gentrification. Almost all of the 40,000 college kids live downtown. Almost all of the hippies live on the near east side. Just east of downtown is the Hippie, Gay and Lesbian and Bernie communist part of town...this is where Goober McTard lives. You won't catch me anywhere near this part of town....if they saw a handsome conservative in a bar they would try to KILL ME!

And that is why I didn't say "HEY GOOBER!" when I saw him at the grocery store. He would have yelled..."STANLEY PICKLE is a racist! KILL HIM!"

You can call that a "Wildcard" I call it being incognito in enemy terrority!


I hope someday Goober McTard will post here again someday and say "Yep...that was me at Woodman's East Grocery Store!"


Wanna met Pickle?
Don't be a violent Bernie Bro Communist Antifa faggot!