Toughest Rank Em EVER!!!!

[The Big Pickle]

1234
No!
2143!
No!
3214
No!
4321
No!

Holy crap....I can't decide...they are all equal...


Can anybody actually rank these hotties in order of HOTTEST????

It's an impossibility!

[Screw_Michigan]

AHAO

[Innocent Bystander]

AHAO

Dude, when did you turn into a Neanderthal?

BP, two of those chicks look like Epstein Island attendees. I want birth certificates.

[The Big Pickle]

AHAO

Dude, when did you turn into a Neanderthal?

BP, two of those chicks look like Epstein Island attendees. I want birth certificates.

Yeah...they are clearly 12 year old girls.....What was I thinking?

[Innocent Bystander]

Yeah...they are clearly 12 year old girls.....What was I thinking?

17.89 =/= 18.

[EAP]

AHAO

Dude, when did you turn into a Neanderthal?

BP, two of those chicks look like Epstein Island attendees. I want birth certificates.

They are.
This is what Bill Clinton had.
He probably used viagra or a black strap on, but either way, he defiled those young beauties in ways you could never have imagined.

Number 4 on the right is absolute perfection, out of a perfect group to begin with.

[EAP]

Yeah...they are clearly 12 year old girls.....What was I thinking?

17.89 =/= 18.

Milla Jovovich was stunning back in the day.

[L45B]

Are they on spring break? Social distancing!

[The Big Pickle]

Are they on spring break? Social distancing!

Didn't you see IB's post??

They are on break from 8th grade. Probably on the way to Diary Queen for a banana split.

[EAP]

Are they on spring break? Social distancing!

Didn't you see IB's post??

They are on break from 8th grade. Probably on the way to Diary Queen for a banana split.

If they are 8th grade, then I'm gonna burn in hell for all eternity.

Back in my day, 8TH graders looked nothing remotely like that.

[The Big Pickle]

Are they on spring break? Social distancing!

Didn't you see IB's post??

They are on break from 8th grade. Probably on the way to Diary Queen for a banana split.

If they are 8th grade, then I'm gonna burn in hell for all eternity.

Back in my day, 8TH graders looked nothing remotely like that.

They are all over 21 years old...only IB thinks they are jailbait...


RANK EM! Who is the HOTTEST???

[EAP]

Didn't you see IB's post??

They are on break from 8th grade. Probably on the way to Diary Queen for a banana split.

If they are 8th grade, then I'm gonna burn in hell for all eternity.

Back in my day, 8TH graders looked nothing remotely like that.

They are all over 21 years old...only IB thinks they are jailbait...


RANK EM! Who is the HOTTEST???

I think it's rather obvious.
4 2 1 3.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, however, that being said, number 4 is breathtaking.
They're ALL hot, lets face it.
But #4 is otherworldly hot.

[The Big Pickle]

Hey EAP....you realize it goes Left to Right

2,3 are the HOTTEST
1 is freaken HOT too!
4 is above average HOT

[EAP]

Hey EAP....you realize it goes Left to Right

2,3 are the HOTTEST
1 is freaken HOT too!
4 is above average HOT

Yeah.
Far left is 1
Far right is 4
Left is 2
Right is 3

4 is lights out PERFECT 10.
Then I have 2 next.

Are you sure you're looking at the same picture as me?

Because 4 is on a different level altogether.

[The Big Pickle]

Far right...bad eye brows...YUCK!

[pron]

Really need full body pics for proper examination and ranking. :grin:

1 2 3 4

[The Big Pickle]

Really need full body pics for proper examination and ranking. :grin:

1 2 3 4

What the FUKKK do you know Pron?

You posted the hundred worst rank em ever!

Pron destroyed Rank ems on the internet!

Pron would post fake boob, fake hair, fake face, fake body looosers and say

"I don't care if it's fake...she is HOT!"

NO! FAKE IS NOT HOT!

FAKE IS FAKE!

NATURAL IZ HOT!


FUKKK U PRON!
PRON DESTROYED THE INTERNET RANK EM!

[EAP]

Really need full body pics for proper examination and ranking. :grin:

1 2 3 4

What the FUKKK do you know Pron?

You posted the hundred worst rank em ever!

Pron destroyed Rank ems on the internet!

Pron would post fake boob, fake hair, fake face, fake body looosers and say

"I don't care if it's fake...she is HOT!"

NO! FAKE IS NOT HOT!

FAKE IS FAKE!

NATURAL IZ HOT!


FUKKK U PRON!
PRON DESTROYED THE INTERNET RANK EM!

Who's this pron guy?

[The Big Pickle]

Pron finds the nastiest chicks with the fake tits, fake hair, fake noses, fake lips, fake everything and then
RUINED the RANK EM for eternity.

Pron is the reason there hasn't been a REAL RANK EM for ten years!

[Innocent Bystander]

Who's this pron guy?

The dude with the keys to Nish's pay stash.

They are.
This is what Bill Clinton had.
He probably used viagra or a black strap on, but either way, he defiled those young beauties in ways you could never have imagined.

Number 4 on the right is absolute perfection, out of a perfect group to begin with.

Bill Clinton is addicted to vagina, and doesn't need pharmaceutical assistance to get it up.

How young do you prefer them?

[EAP]

Who's this pron guy?

The dude with the keys to Nish's pay stash.

They are.
This is what Bill Clinton had.
He probably used viagra or a black strap on, but either way, he defiled those young beauties in ways you could never have imagined.

Number 4 on the right is absolute perfection, out of a perfect group to begin with.

Bill Clinton is addicted to vagina, and doesn't need pharmaceutical assistance to get it up.

How young do you prefer them?

You sure about that? Bill Clinton looks emaciated these days.
He's very frail and weak.
A big fat black strap on would make him feel like the king again.

Me? Personally I like em' any age. But fit. No fat chicks, life is too short for fatties.

Although? For reason's unbeknownst to me, my younger brother always preferred fat chicks. Go figure.

[Innocent Bystander]

You sure about that? Bill Clinton looks emaciated these days.
He's very frail and weak.
Billy Jeff has AIDS, or just got caught in the embrace of Father Time?

The Aretha Franklin funeral photos tell the tale. The equipment ain't dead yet (though I don't know what he's looking down at as the song progresses):

https://youtu.be/ULtlJcZb-gA

A big fat black strap on would make him feel like the king again.
Explain. How would a penis extender give him confidence again? And he wouldn't be able to feel anything, like wrapping a dick in a box of Trojans. What would the strap on do? And why black?

Me? Personally I like em' any age. But fit. No fat chicks, life is too short for fatties.
Then why pick the chubby one with the youngest baby fat face, instead of the thinnest?

Although? For reason's unbeknownst to me, my younger brother always preferred fat chicks. Go figure.
Imprinting is not just for sexual abuse victims.

[EAP]

You sure about that? Bill Clinton looks emaciated these days.
He's very frail and weak.
Billy Jeff has AIDS, or just got caught in the embrace of Father Time?

The Aretha Franklin funeral photos tell the tale. The equipment ain't dead yet (though I don't know what he's looking down at as the song progresses):

https://youtu.be/ULtlJcZb-gA

A big fat black strap on would make him feel like the king again.
Explain. How would a penis extender give him confidence again? And he wouldn't be able to feel anything, like wrapping a dick in a box of Trojans. What would the strap on do? And why black?

Me? Personally I like em' any age. But fit. No fat chicks, life is too short for fatties.
Then why pick the chubby one with the youngest baby fat face, instead of the thinnest?

Although? For reason's unbeknownst to me, my younger brother always preferred fat chicks. Go figure.
Imprinting is not just for sexual abuse victims.

IB
Number 4 is not the fat one.
If you saw the entire picture, you'd know that.
Secondly,
True, he feels nothing with a strap on, BUT, she definitely feels it. It's always been about the power over women with Bill.
He's been married to the world's meanest bitch for 50 years.
Do you know what that ball in chain does to a man?
Any idea?
Together, they're the ultimate power couple. She OWNS him.
She knows all of his deep dark secrets for decades.
So he's trapped.
Putting on a big strap on, especially a black 13'.
Makes him feel 7 feet tall.
Like Wilt Chamberlain, sodomizing ten thousand nubile young sluts.
Wilt had the big black stuff.
Clinton had the big powerful presidency.
So a big black strap on completes Bill.
Sodomizing them makes him feel whole. Free from the constraints of his "man suit" domineering bitch cunt wife Hillary.
Hope that answers all your dumb questions.

[Innocent Bystander]

IB
Number 4 is not the fat one.
She ain't the thin one. She looks the most like a kid.
If you saw the entire picture, you'd know that.
What entire picture? BP posted it where?
Secondly,
True, he feels nothing with a strap on, BUT, she definitely feels it.
What's the point? That's not like lesbian pornography.
It's always been about the power over women with Bill.
He's been married to the world's meanest bitch for 50 years.
He has no power over Hillary. Is that why he let her cuck him, twice?

Do you know what that ball in chain does to a man?
He won't leave her, and abandoned his own flesh and blood son to raise Web's daughter instead. He's a cuck, and he's content.

Any idea?
Together, they're the ultimate power couple. She OWNS him.
You got that right. She's Carmen White, from BP's other thread. You can't be owned unless you want to be.

She knows all of his deep dark secrets for decades.
House of Cards Season 1 and 2 are still fresh.

So he's trapped.
A security blanket is not a trap.

Putting on a big strap on, especially a black 13'.
Makes him feel 7 feet tall.
He doesn't feel anything. It's a dissociation.

Like Wilt Chamberlain, sodomizing ten thousand nubile young sluts.
Wilt is black. Sodomy is a cac and Muslim fetish.

Wilt had the big black stuff.
He was dope in Conan the Destroyer. Him and Arnold could have made lots of dope barbarian b-movies together, in another time line.

Clinton had the big powerful presidency.
So a big black strap on completes Bill.
Sodomizing them makes him feel whole.
Sodomy is degradation. The Omen: Final Conflict with Sam Niell. Does Hillary sodomize Bill?.

Free from the constraints of his "man suit" domineering bitch cunt wife Hillary.
Then maybe he should treat her like a woman instead of like Virginia. He wants her that way. Otherwise he would have left, himself. But he gets off on her needing him, her failures, right? Like 2016.

Hope that answers all your dumb questions.
How long have you been a sub?

[EAP]

IB
Number 4 is not the fat one.
She ain't the thin one. She looks the most like a kid.
If you saw the entire picture, you'd know that.
What entire picture? BP posted it where?
Secondly,
True, he feels nothing with a strap on, BUT, she definitely feels it.
What's the point? That's not like lesbian pornography.
It's always been about the power over women with Bill.
He's been married to the world's meanest bitch for 50 years.
He has no power over Hillary. Is that why he let her cuck him, twice?

Do you know what that ball in chain does to a man?
He won't leave her, and abandoned his own flesh and blood son to raise Web's daughter instead. He's a cuck, and he's content.

Any idea?
Together, they're the ultimate power couple. She OWNS him.
You got that right. She's Carmen White, from BP's other thread. You can't be owned unless you want to be.

She knows all of his deep dark secrets for decades.
House of Cards Season 1 and 2 are still fresh.

So he's trapped.
A security blanket is not a trap.

Putting on a big strap on, especially a black 13'.
Makes him feel 7 feet tall.
He doesn't feel anything. It's a dissociation.

Like Wilt Chamberlain, sodomizing ten thousand nubile young sluts.
Wilt is black. Sodomy is a cac and Muslim fetish.

Wilt had the big black stuff.
He was dope in Conan the Destroyer. Him and Arnold could have made lots of dope barbarian b-movies together, in another time line.

Clinton had the big powerful presidency.
So a big black strap on completes Bill.
Sodomizing them makes him feel whole.
Sodomy is degradation. The Omen: Final Conflict with Sam Niell. Does Hillary sodomize Bill?.

Free from the constraints of his "man suit" domineering bitch cunt wife Hillary.
Then maybe he should treat her like a woman instead of like Virginia. He wants her that way. Otherwise he would have left, himself. But he gets off on her needing him, her failures, right? Like 2016.

Hope that answers all your dumb questions.
How long have you been a sub?

What's funny is that by piecing my post like that, you miss the answers.
You say, but Bill's not black,
But in the next sentence I bring up the "black dong".
You said "He doesn't feel anything" it's disassociation.
Wrong again. Sure it's a dong, so he gets no feeling per se , BUT there's the feeling of power, as he plunges Wilt's enormous black cock into their every hole.
And guess what? The women feel great sexual pleasure as well. Many women dream of being sodomized by wilt Chamberlain and bill Clinton.

Haven't you read Bernie Sanders article from the 70's???
Bernie Sanders says that women absolutely love and enjoy being gang raped.

I'm shocked that a supposed intellectual such as yourself, hasn't read the esteemed writings of Bernie the shmuck Sanders yet.

By breaking up my post and sticking in your response, you usually miss the answer in the next sentence.
Bill had the POWER of the governorship and then the presidency.
Wilt had the power of a 14' black monster cock.
So all Bill needs is a big black dong. He's already got the ultimate power.

He's married to a dominant man suit wearing bitch for 50 years.
So it's natural for him to fuck nubile young women to feel free.
Just imagine being married to Hillary Clinton for half a century.
You'd strap on Wilt's big black stuff and fuck anything that moves. Got any moose or caribou up there?

[EAP]

2 1 4 3

But I'm splitting hairs with the two on the left, facially they're close to perfection

2 is real perfection.
But 4 is beyond perfection.

But, as they say,
Eye of the beholder.

[The Big Pickle]

OH MY GOD!!!



I found the motherload of all Number 1 pictures!!!!

[The Big Pickle]

The chick on the left is the one that EAP thinks is PERFECT...


Still, I don't like the eyebrows. Yuck!

[The Big Pickle]

Countdown until IB says they are only 17.89 years old.

[The Big Pickle]

1 and 2 for the undecided....


I found the motherload...I have pictures of number 1 french kissing a dog.

[The Big Pickle]

Believe it or not....this is 1 and 2 again...


I can't decide...

Cameras are tricky!

for example..I'm 10x more handsome in person that my photographs....

What to believe?
What to think?
How to rank four equally beautiful hotties....


I say it's a TIE for first place...they all get the Gold Medal for 1st place!

[The Big Pickle]

Hey IB,

Take your 17.89 Jeffery Epstein and shove it up your black arse!

You are no longer able to judge the age of White Hotties!


If we need your expertise on age....refer to the R Kelley forum!

[EAP]

The chick on the left is the one that EAP thinks is PERFECT...


Still, I don't like the eyebrows. Yuck!

No.
That one on the left is not the same girl as number 4 in the original picture.
I'd stake my life on it.

[EAP]

Believe it or not....this is 1 and 2 again...


I can't decide...

Cameras are tricky!

for example..I'm 10x more handsome in person that my photographs....

What to believe?
What to think?
How to rank four equally beautiful hotties....


I say it's a TIE for first place...they all get the Gold Medal for 1st place!

#2 wins here. No doubt.

[Innocent Bystander]

Hey IB,

Take your 17.89 Jeffery Epstein and shove it up your black arse!

You are no longer able to judge the age of White Hotties!


If we need your expertise on age....refer to the R Kelley forum!

Kels needs help, but he got Weinsteined by hoes who willingly exchanged sex for fame.

As for the other, I want birth certificates for all these hoes. Jailbait is worse than traps.

[The Big Pickle]

Hey IB,

Take your 17.89 Jeffery Epstein and shove it up your black arse!

You are no longer able to judge the age of White Hotties!


If we need your expertise on age....refer to the R Kelley forum!

Kels needs help, but he got Weinsteined by hoes who willingly exchanged sex for fame.

As for the other, I want birth certificates for all these hoes. Jailbait is worse than traps.

Just stick to ranking gorillas!

FUKKK YOU!

[Innocent Bystander]

Just stick to ranking gorillas!

FUKKK YOU!

Relax, bro. I apologize for being a wet blanket and will remove my posts later tonight. You were posting in fun, and I killed your vibe. Please continue to post in fun, and I won't imply you're a degenerate you actually aren't.