I'm from the Gubment and I'm here to help....

[The Big Pickle]

Ben garrison nails it everytime!

I won't cum in your mouth!
The check is in the mail!
I'm from the guberment and I'm here to help!


LIES!

ALL Fukkken LIES!

[Screw_Michigan]

An especially unhinged Garrison cartoon. Thanks for sharing!

[mvscal]

I won't cum in your mouth!
The check is in the mail!
I'm from the guberment and I'm here to help!


LIES!

ALL Fukkken LIES!

Weren't you just jerkin your gherkin skinless over the idea of a $1,000 check from the government, Stanley? You're a hot mess. Have another drink or thirty.

[EAP]

An especially unhinged Garrison cartoon. Thanks for sharing!

Oh, Garrison is unhinged to you,
YET Lawrence o'donnell and Rachel maddow are perfectly normal?
You live in a yellow brick road "technicolor" world, that sprouts colorful lollipops crawling with HIV.

[The Big Pickle]

Unhinged Garrison

Or

100% TRUTH AND HONESTY!


FUKKK YOU DUMBOKUNTS!

YOU ARE FINISHED, FINITO, KAPUTT!

YOU ARE THE MODERN DAY DODO BIRD!

NO ONE WILL EVER VOTE DODOKUNT AGAIN!

[Kierland]

Emails!

[EAP]

Emails!

She destroyed everything. Destruction of government property is a felony.

And you call yourself a lawyer?
BUWAHAHAHA
You're not fit to be a paralegal even.

[Innocent Bystander]

I won't cum in your mouth!
The check is in the mail!
I'm from the guberment and I'm here to help!


LIES!

ALL Fukkken LIES!

Weren't you just jerkin your gherkin
That's so hot
skinless
even better
over the idea of a $1,000 check from the government, Stanley?
It should be done, at this point. It won't be. But it should be. If anyone gets that money, make it the people, not the oligarchs.

You're a hot mess.
These are fucked up times.

Have another drink or thirty.
Do you experiment with brewing as well as cooking?

[mvscal]

I used to home brew beer years ago. I've considered starting up again, but it's a hobby that takes up a fair amount of space. For now, the only thing I brew are pepper sauces. I just bought a new house and have the space, but I would prefer to dedicate that to upgrading my charcuterie game into dry curing.

[Innocent Bystander]

I used to home brew beer years ago. I've considered starting up again, but it's a hobby that takes up a fair amount of space. For now, the only thing I brew are pepper sauces. I just bought a new house and have the space, but I would prefer to dedicate that to upgrading my charcuterie game into dry curing.

Charcuterie? Doesn't that take just as much space, more? You eventually raising them, or fine with buying meat from elsewhere?

How was the beer?

[The Big Pickle]

I just bought a new house and have the space

Can you imagine...going from beautiful Orange County CA...the greatest county in the world and moving to NEBRASKA???

I've driven though the whole state of Nebraska four times and it is the most boring, horrible State in the entire United States of America!

It takes about 8 hours of driving time and it's all FLAT CORN FIELDS for hundreds of miles... Omaha is the WORST!

I have a friend that is an ER Nurse in Omaha....she told me about this black gangbanger that came to the ER for a sexually transmitted
disease...she said "WE DON'T TREAT SEXUAL TRANSMITTED DISEASES IN THE ER!"

He said...."But I gots a date tonight!"


She turns him away.....the next day they get a call saying a gunshot victim in critical is on the way to the ER....

The ambulance arrives and it's the same black gang banger dude from the day before with the sexually transmitted disease. He had five gunshot wounds from a drive by....he didn't make it. That's Omaha NE....what a shithole!

[Innocent Bystander]

BP, why do you hate black men?

[The Big Pickle]

BP, why do you hate black men?

I don't hate black men...I just hate criminals, illiterates, gang bangers, people that walk around with
their pants down to their knees, pollution of superior DNA with inferior DNA....I hate people that interbred and
the offspring look like an orangtan.


I like Ben Carson and anybody similiar to Ben Carson. Ben Carson is a black male!

[Kierland]

Great job 88. You racist fuck.

[Innocent Bystander]

Great job 88. You racist fuck.

How is 88 a racist for something BP posted?

[Innocent Bystander]

BP, why do you hate black men?

I don't hate black men...I just hate criminals, illiterates, gang bangers, people that walk around with
their pants down to their knees, pollution of superior DNA with inferior DNA....I hate people that interbred and
the offspring look like an orangtan.


I like Ben Carson and anybody similiar to Ben Carson. Ben Carson is a black male!

If you like Carson, then why do you hate black men? And you're Welsh. A Welshman talking genetics is like an Irishman talking genetics.

[The Big Pickle]

And you're Welsh. A Welshman talking genetics is like an Irishman talking genetics.

Good Point!

Whenever I tell british people that my dads side is Welsh...they gentle break it to me that Welsh are even below the Irish! In my
defense...my Welsh side were Judges and Lawyers in the 1800's and started a Republcan Newspaper in Wisconsin. They started out in Virginia in the 1700's, moved to Ohio and then Wisconsin....The current newspaper in Minneapolis started from my great great great grandfathers newspaper that was a Republican Newspaper in Wisconisin around the civil war time.

So...I came from the cream of the Welsh crop...got some Beligum injected into my DNA and then my mom was 100 percent german from germany during WWII. She told us that she sat on Hitlers lap in Nurnburg when she was a baby. No pictures...but we believe her.