The republicans are after me

[Mister Bushice]

Not sure why, but in the past two days we've gotten 4 calls from supporters of the RNC wanting to tell us how great the party is and, I'm pretty sure (since I didn't let them get that far) asking for money.

These people are just as bad as the mortgage companies, the banks, and the credit card companies, all trying to separate me from my money. 4 calls in two days? Are they that broke? I haven't registered as a republican since right before Arnold ran, and that was only because I had no choice. The guy signing people up woudln't let me sign independent.

They plan on calling back again later. I'm trying to decide if I should say yes and then send them some monopoly money, tell them to spend it on whatever crap the president doesn't veto.

[Mikey]

Not sure why, but in the past two days we've gotten 4 calls from supporters of the RNC wanting to tell us how great the party is and, I'm pretty sure (since I didn't let them get that far) asking for money.

These people are just as bad as the mortgage companies, the banks, and the credit card companies, all trying to separate me from my money. 4 calls in two days? Are they that broke? I haven't registered as a republican since right before Arnold ran, and that was only because I had no choice. The guy signing people up woudln't let me sign independent.

They plan on calling back again later. I'm trying to decide if I should say yes and then send them some monopoly money, tell them to spend it on whatever crap the president doesn't veto.

I wouldn't send them any of your Monopoly money.
You might need it in Park Place.

[Mister Bushice]

Yeah but I get 200 bucks every time I make it around the board once, so I think I can spare them at least that much.

[atomicdad]

You are too nice B.

If it is a dude you say "Not Interseted" and hang up.

If it is a chick you say, "Not interested, but I might reconsider if you want to suck my dick". and wait for her to hang up.

After a cycle or 2, you get off (insert Beavus reset) the phone list of both partys.

[Mister Bushice]

it was a dude. black dude. He couldn't handle my poor response to the cheerleading.

They will call tomorrow. I will be ready. :)