Your curve ball needs a little work, doc.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 3:25 pm

Anyone catch Dr Fauci’s first pitch last night?

I think it may be the worst first pitch in first pitch history.

Looks to me like Dr Flatten The Curve tried to throw one and had a little trouble with getting his finger around in time.

It was even worse than a Barry O first pitch.

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The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 3:42 pm

Meanwhile...Trump walks up and throws at 90 mph fastball right down the middle of the plate!

Melt libtards faggots! MELT!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:38 pm

135,000 Covid 19 deaths and growing with no end in sight. Highest unemployment since the Great Depression. Cratered economy.

And Trump Death Cultists have the nerve to mock a highly regarded public servant on his curveball at Opening Day. Which traditionally is an honor that goes to the president.

But since we don't have a real president, just a giant, revolting pile of human waste currently occupying the White House, the Nats invited Fauci instead.

Suck on that.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:45 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:38 pm
Suck on that.

Sukkk on this, FAGGOT!

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 9:46 pm

Nerds belong stuffed in lockers, not throwing out first pitches.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:35 pm

The guy is 79 years old. I'd like to see you try and throw a baseball 60' 6" when you're 79. If you're still above ground.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:49 pm

Did you ever wake up in the middle of the night to take a leak -- and out of nowhere, two streams of piss wildly spray out?

That's what the Facui thing looked like.

Sure, dude is old, but If he can't perform, you don't put him out there.

That pitch sucked.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:51 pm

At least the good Doctor is consistent. He doesn’t want anyone catching anything

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Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:11 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:49 pm Did you ever wake up in the middle of the night to take a leak -- and out of nowhere, two streams of piss wildly spray out?

That's disturbing. Piss shouldn't coagulate.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:17 pm

Go Coogs' wrote: ↑Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:51 pm At least the good Doctor is consistent. He doesn’t want anyone catching anything

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:grin:

Bill in Houston · Post by **Bill in Houston** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:29 pm

Go Coogs' wrote: ↑Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:51 pm At least the good Doctor is consistent. He doesn’t want anyone catching anything

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Rack it

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:02 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 24, 2020 9:46 pm Nerds belong stuffed in lockers, not throwing out first pitches.

You are a buffoon

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:03 am

schmick wrote: ↑Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:50 pm Faucci's pitching is as accurate as his covid advice

Trump hasn't talked to him in 2 months

Meanwhile

135,000 Covid 19 deaths and growing with no end in sight

Worst unemployment since the Great Depression

Cratered economy

Eat shit, you worthless asswipe

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:28 am

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:02 am
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 24, 2020 9:46 pm Nerds belong stuffed in lockers, not throwing out first pitches.
You are a buffoon

I'm able to step away from politics.

The old man spazzed a first pitch.

He should be laffed at.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:34 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:49 pm Did you ever wake up in the middle of the night to take a leak -- and out of nowhere, two streams of piss wildly spray out?

That's what the Facui thing looked like.

You need to clean the crusty shit off the end of your dick once in a while. You might find that problem solved.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:45 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:28 am I'm able to step away from politics.

The old man spazzed a first pitch.

He should be laffed at.

He\s 80 years old

You need to get a grip

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 2:37 am

Nothing to see here, move along.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 2:38 am

Screwed in the Ass wrote: ↑Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:03 am

135,000 Covid 19 deaths and growing with no end in sight

Worst unemployment since the Great Depression

Cratered economy

You should start keeping a spreadsheet on yourself. You posted that in your first post dickhead and some how felt compelled to post it again in the same thread. Going for the repeat affect maybe, but clearly this is one on the manifestations of the end stage TDS that you are suffering from, is that you cannot remember what the fuck you said 8 hours earlier.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 6:56 am

The Trumpers are getting emotional.

It's game over.

President Biden.

Slap · Post by **Slap** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:04 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:49 pmDid you ever wake up in the middle of the night to take a leak -- and out of nowhere, two streams of piss wildly spray out?

This is uncool. A couple of times at 4 am I pissed on the wall before I knew what was happening. :x

But now I spank off at least once every two days. It keeps my pipe flushed out. This is a good strategy and I submitted it to WebMD.

Rack!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:46 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:28 am I'm able to step away from politics.

The old man spazzed a first pitch.

He should be laffed at.

OK, I admit I just watched the video for the first time and it was pretty bad. I laffed.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:47 pm

Derron wrote: ↑Sat Jul 25, 2020 2:38 am You should start keeping a spreadsheet on yourself. You posted that in your first post dickhead and some how felt compelled to post it again in the same thread. Going for the repeat affect maybe, but clearly this is one on the manifestations of the end stage TDS that you are suffering from, is that you cannot remember what the fuck you said 8 hours earlier.

Truth hurts. You don't have to like it, you simply have to deal with it.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:18 pm

You'd think he would know better than to even try to do it. Contrast that with the POTUS playing catch with Mariano Rivera.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:56 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:46 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:28 am I'm able to step away from politics.

The old man spazzed a first pitch.

He should be laffed at.
OK, I admit I just watched the video for the first time and it was pretty bad. I laffed.

And there is Screwy in a nutshell. Knee jerk reaction without all the info. Multiple posts of TDS and calling out others, then he actually watches and gets it. At least he came correct on this one and posted something. He usually just disappears from the thread.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 2:04 pm

And that is BrokenPsyche in a nutshell, he is not capable of making a comment about Dr F without accusing someone of TDS and making it about Screwy or blaming Team D.

Fat Pathetic Cunt

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 9:20 pm

Wolfman wrote: ↑Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:18 pm You'd think he would know better than to even try to do it. Contrast that with the POTUS playing catch with Mariano Rivera.

Good thing being able to throw a ball properly overhand is one of the top requirements for being a good president. Oh, wait....

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jul 26, 2020 9:07 am

Fauci reportedly is an avid runner still.

He’s not a decrepit 80 year old.

He’s limber enough. That wasn’t the issue.

Watch his arm movement, more his wrist, actually.

Dude didn’t simply attempt to throw it. It seems he tried to get fancy and throw a curve/sinker.

But 80 year old midget hands don’t do that well.

The ball hung up in his hand which caused a slight change in direction.

Next time, doc, no fancy stuff. 2 fingers right behind the ball. Follow through. Give us a nice rising fast ball.

I don’t suspect it will have much hop on it, but that should be your goal.

You simply don’t have the wrist dexterity or hand size to throw any type of breaking ball.

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Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sun Jul 26, 2020 9:20 am

Good grief

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jul 26, 2020 12:07 pm

Fuck off, twat.

This discussion is not about politics in any way. It is about throwing a fukking baseball. Something midgets seem to struggle with.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sun Jul 26, 2020 12:41 pm

smackaholic wrote:Next time, doc

It's hard for me to imagine him getting another shot at it.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sun Jul 26, 2020 2:16 pm

smackaholic wrote: ↑Sun Jul 26, 2020 12:07 pm Fuck off, twat.

This discussion is not about politics in any way. It is about throwing a fukking baseball. Something midgets seem to struggle with.

I know what is about you fucking idiot. It’s about you writing an essay about an old man throwing a baseball and being so thin skinned about it that you won’t take any criticism or you go full 3rd grader and scream “neener neener tiny wiener” like a fucking spaz.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jul 26, 2020 2:39 pm

I'd love to rack coog's,

but...

https://www.insideedition.com/dr-fauci- ... ke%20jokes.

"Like I haven't heard that before...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!"

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Jul 27, 2020 5:27 am

Donald had announced last week that he would throw out the first pitch at Yankee Stadium on August 15th.

But now...

Because of my strong focus on the China Virus, including scheduled meetings on Vaccines, our economy and much
else, I won’t be able to be in New York to throw out the opening pitch for the @Yankees on August 15th. We will
make it later in the season!

- Donald

rotf...

Oh yes, so busy (on Twitter) every day.

#pussy

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Jul 27, 2020 5:27 am

Throw the ball, lard ass.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Mon Jul 27, 2020 2:40 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Jul 26, 2020 2:39 pm I'd love to rack coog's,

but...

https://www.insideedition.com/dr-fauci- ... ke%20jokes.

"Like I haven't heard that before...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!"

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Mon Jul 27, 2020 2:47 pm

The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:45 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:38 pm
Suck on that.

Sukkk on this, FAGGOT!

They're not armed. I just don't see you getting it up for them without firearms. They're aesthetically pleasing with the filters, but that's not the same as your girls in camo fighting recoil. Am I wrong?

The Whistle Is Screaming · Mon Jul 27, 2020 8:24 pm

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 2:47 pm Am I wrong?

Talk about a hanging curveball.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jul 27, 2020 8:54 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 8:24 pm
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 2:47 pm Am I wrong?
Talk about a hanging curveball.

I laughed.

Then I saw your sig and laughed harder.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Mon Jul 27, 2020 9:40 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 8:24 pm
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 2:47 pm Am I wrong?
Talk about a hanging curveball.

JayElectronica had a meltdown this weekend after Nick Cannon met with that rabbi. Called the rabbi a liar and worse, pulled up the Talmud and it got ugly.

This is the day after the Wiley meltdown.

Some blue checkmarks were calling for 48 hours of Jews boycotting Twitter this week in protest of all of the black entertainers melting down and Twitter not immediately banning them.

What is your opinion?

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Jul 28, 2020 2:23 pm

I don't have a Twitter account so I don't follow it.

Like other minorities, I don't like being lumped into a category where people think "all (insert minority name) are (insert stereotype).

I think Nick C is a douche bag. I have no idea who the other guys are and cant see myself caring about their ignorant opinions.