Remember to get up at 2 o'clock...

[Softball Bat]

in the morning and set all of your clocks back one hour.

Every one of them.









You're welcome!

[Kierland]

I remember the first time I looked at a clock that changed by itself. It was a VCR and I was like “Sweet!” Now I’m pissed at the few clocks I have left that don’t change.

Smackie, your thoughts on Daylight savings?

[Smackie Chan]

Smackie, your thoughts on Daylight savings?

We have daylight to waste here. No need to save any.

[Wolfman]

I guess folks that stay on Standard time love seeing the sunrise at 4 AM or so. People who golf or play softball after dinner/work like the sunlight at the end of the day. The USSR (used to--not sure if Russia still does)n had Double Daylight Savings for a couple months. I'd say that's going a bit too far.

[Mikey]

They just need to keep it the same all year whether it’s “daylight savings” or standard time. A good idea might be to make noon happen around the time the sun is highest.

[Softball Bat]

[Kierland]

You are too fat to get out your front door so of course you have never met another person.
Fuck off traitor.

[Softball Bat]

I've never met a person that wanted the sun to go down...

But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
Don't let the sun go down on me...