It’s almost difficult to come up with a fictional screenplay as funny as this.
- Guy in obvious cognitive decline who can’t handle doing regular off-the-cusp pressers tries to make a joke about being 120 years old. Were we supposed to
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
or
![Shocked :shock:](./images/smilies/icon_eek.gif)
?
- Lifelong politician who blatantly plagiarized his speeches in the 80s now needs “cheat cards” to function regularly in one of the main tasks on his job description
- He had to play the “c’mon man” card to one of the easiest underhanded cottonball pitches from the sheep media (“Do you plan to run for re-election?”) just to give off the perception that he was answering anything but underhanded pitches
- Offers media full transparency into a situation but only after his handlers have staged the scene accordingly
- Dude makes a horribly referenced pun to Jim Crow laws; same dude who is trying to implement a policy that was used in the early 1900s to discriminate and keep African Americans unemployed (ie minimum wage laws— a more appropriate example of his poorly used pun)
- Is his next press conference in July? I guess Red will circle back on that
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Nonetheless, other than these minor points, Lightning Joe is super quick on his feet (especially when climbing steps)