Alzheimer Joe's first press conference

[Mikey]

You just posted the equivalent of a whataboutism. So nice job KYOA.

:doh:

Not just a Shit Troll, but a prime example of alcoholic brain damage.

Sad. Just really a sad thing to witness.

[Mikey]

And apparently the first known case of BDS.

[Mikey]

Have you cancelled me yet?

[Mikey]

Where in this thread am I being defensive?

You apparently have no worthwhile response, or anything to say that's more imaginative or useful than any of your old scat pics.

[FiatLux]

Porky the punching bag. The only punching bag that kicks its own ass.

Some things never change.

[Kierland]

Fatty sucked Dump cock for 4 years so his opinion is worthless.

[Kierland]

Says the fat man after sucking orange traitor cock for 4 years and then spamming the board about 46.

[Mikey]

Three melts.

One white flag.

[Mikey]

Three melts.

One white flag.

Oh my - did you obtain that from the midget? At least pull from the Mikey pool!

I probably got it from the same place you pulled your epoc "melt" smack from.

On second thought, I (thankfully) don't have access to "way up your ass."

[FiatLux]

Porky's still lashing out because I turned his state blue like I said I would before the election.

Now the whole state of Gorgeia is lashing out and going Jim Crow.

Too funny!



The new Republican symbol...

[Wolfman]

GA was going Jim Eagle.

[Innocent Bystander]

GA was going Jim Eagle.

That one, I got.
Crows = Bad, black heads, symbol of oppression
Eagles = Good, white heads, symbol of justice

So... Biden was saying that what GA Republicans were doing was going to make the Jim Crow era Georgia look like the pinnacle of truth, justice and the Hollywood version of the American Way.

I get it, and it actually sounds sincere (if empty), not a PR analogy by committee.

But everything else is fucked up about what's going on with Biden:



I think they're doing this on purpose to him and to us, to kill two birds with one stone as they prep to elevate the other puppet Kamala Harris.

[Diego in Seattle]

So IB & spray are fine with the votes of the people of Georgia being overturned by the state legislature if they don't like it.

They're also fine with the party that fashions itself as a Christian body outlawing Good Samaritans from providing dehydrated voters with water as they wait in line, some for hours.

Why do you two hate America?

[L45B]

It’s almost difficult to come up with a fictional screenplay as funny as this.

- Guy in obvious cognitive decline who can’t handle doing regular off-the-cusp pressers tries to make a joke about being 120 years old. Were we supposed to or ?

- Lifelong politician who blatantly plagiarized his speeches in the 80s now needs “cheat cards” to function regularly in one of the main tasks on his job description

- He had to play the “c’mon man” card to one of the easiest underhanded cottonball pitches from the sheep media (“Do you plan to run for re-election?”) just to give off the perception that he was answering anything but underhanded pitches

- Offers media full transparency into a situation but only after his handlers have staged the scene accordingly

- Dude makes a horribly referenced pun to Jim Crow laws; same dude who is trying to implement a policy that was used in the early 1900s to discriminate and keep African Americans unemployed (ie minimum wage laws— a more appropriate example of his poorly used pun)

- Is his next press conference in July? I guess Red will circle back on that Nonetheless, other than these minor points, Lightning Joe is super quick on his feet (especially when climbing steps)

[Diego in Seattle]

So you voted for a fringe candidate in the last presidential election. What does that have to do with laws being enacted by state legislators & a Republican governor?

[Kierland]

You are a fat traitor, you hate America, so your opinion is shit.

[L45B]

“I don’t know, to be clear.” - Lightning Joe

Fact check: True.

[Softball Bat]

Joe is a senile fuckwit.

That is a given.


But far more interesting than that is these "conservatives" taking shots and analyzing the situation.

As if they shouldn't have been taking shots at the daily train wreck before their eyes during the previous four years.


You folks are pitiful, to say the very least.

[FiatLux]

[Kierland]

“I don’t know, to be clear.” - Lightning Joe

Fact check: True.

Fuck off traitor.