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Softball Bat
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by Softball Bat Tue May 18, 2021 2:26 am
Only 69% of Americans are confident they could whip a house cat's ass. :)
Meow .
Which animal is the baddest in all the animal kingdom (according to Mr. American)?
https://today.yougov.com/topics/lifesty ... mal_fights
I believe I saw an episode on the Discovery Channel once where they studied this hypothetical one-on-one animal fight deal.
They determined that an alligator would end up whipping the ass of every other animal on earth.
Go Gators!
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L45B
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by L45B Tue May 18, 2021 2:40 am
“My dentist, that’s another beauty, my dentist, you kiddin’ me. It cost me five thousand dollars to have all new teeth put in. Now he tells me I need braces!” —Rodney Dangerfield
Mikey
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by Mikey Tue May 18, 2021 5:00 am
If a grizzly bear attacks you don’t necessarily have to be able to outrun the bear.
Smackie Chan
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by Smackie Chan Tue May 18, 2021 2:07 pm
The Cape Buffalo might be the baddest animal on earth. Kills more African big game hunters than any other. Saltwater crocodiles are also high on the list, as is Russell’s viper.
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by Mikey Tue May 18, 2021 3:21 pm
smackaholic
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by smackaholic Wed May 19, 2021 1:08 am
I'd quit somewhere around mid-sized dog. Of course, that depends on the breed. A pit-bull is medium sized and I wouldn't want to take one on. Not suer about an Eagle. You'd get fukked up for sure, but could prolly take one.
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Bucmonkey
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by Bucmonkey Wed May 19, 2021 11:42 am
Elephant 8% :?
Go Bucs, Gators
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by Slap Wed May 19, 2021 12:40 pm
smackaholic wrote: Pretty sure I could kick a goose's ass
I'd like to see a few of the board members get worked over by a goose.
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smackaholic
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by smackaholic Wed May 19, 2021 7:21 pm
Yeah, remember that rich broad down in Fairfield County.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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by Kierland Wed May 19, 2021 7:40 pm
It like you know nothing about anything. 14 yo, until then calm, chimp’s human “father” and “brother” die, “mom” gives him Xanax and he wigs on a chick’s face thus turning her into the female equivalent of Jayne in PHX and that means chimps are assholes.
ML@Coyote
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by ML@Coyote Wed May 19, 2021 7:46 pm
Moving Sale...defender of chimps!
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by smackaholic Wed May 19, 2021 10:35 pm
He’s a short Jane Goodall.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Python
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by Python Sat May 22, 2021 4:19 pm
A moose bit my sister once.
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by Dinsdale Sat May 22, 2021 5:14 pm
So the scariest animal would be a gorilla sitting atop an elephant, while swinging a cobra around like a whip.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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by Kierland Sat May 22, 2021 5:34 pm
Obviously not the gerbils your proud boy buddies shove up your ass.
Smackie Chan
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by Smackie Chan Sat May 22, 2021 6:39 pm
Python wrote: ↑ Sat May 22, 2021 4:19 pm A moose bit my sister once.
I've been bitten by a python.
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by Mikey Sat May 22, 2021 8:10 pm
Jsc810 wrote: ↑ Sat May 22, 2021 7:03 pm
My mother was charged by a lion.
What was the crime?
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by Mikey Sat May 22, 2021 9:03 pm
Which she categorically denied.
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by Smackie Chan Sat May 22, 2021 9:54 pm
ML@Coyote wrote: ↑ Sat May 22, 2021 8:44 pm Lion under oath.
That's a feliney offense.
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