Reporter: Do you regret the gluing?
Dummy: Yeah, it's not one of my better moves.
Protestor Glues Face to the Pavement
Environmental activists affiliated with the UK-based "Insulate Britain" have developed a new tactic during their over-the-top protests: gluing their hands and even their faces to the road in order to prevent a quick forcible removal.
Protestors from the group have taken to the roads of London once again Monday morning, blocking Southwark Bridge in the centre of the capital. Authorities slowly removed a protestor's hand which had been glued to the pavement.
Another protester had glued the side of his head to the payment in a similar fashion. The man was surprisingly calm as he described exactly what was happening. He pointed out that, in order for them to free them, he will have to cut off a large section of his hair from the pavement.
"My face was totally glued, but now I've worked most of that off, but the hair is still stuck. So, with these scissors, I'm just trying to cut the hair," he said."Do you regret the gluing?" the man was asked. He responded, "Yeah, it's not one of my better moves, yes..."
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You can shake an apple off an apple tree
Shake-a, shake, sugar
But you'll never shake me
Uh-uh-uh
No-sir-ee, uh, uh
I'm gonna stick like glue...
"It's not one of my better moves..."
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On the bright side, being firmly secured to Earth’s surface will minimize his chances of being violently flung into space as our round planet rapidly spins.
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Very simple solution. Cops just use a length of rope, tie to their ankles and heave to. Tie it into a noose, of course, just because.
Pretty sure they'd only try this once.
Pretty sure they'd only try this once.
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That's what the firmament's for, dummy.Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 2:18 pm On the bright side, being firmly secured to Earth’s surface will minimize his chances of being violently flung into space as our round planet rapidly spins.
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You ever crash into the firmament at high speed, genius? My limp is a constant reminder.
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Re: "It's not one of my better moves..."
Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 2:18 pm On the bright side, being firmly secured to Earth’s surface will minimize his chances of being violently flung into space as our round planet rapidly spins.
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Re: "It's not one of my better moves..."
To paraphrase our illustrious former President-
There are stupid people on both sides.
There are stupid people on both sides.