You're not a real man.
You have no shot at -----> Brooke (age 24, and "curvy')
She needs a man and not a boy. :)
You also need to make over 100k.
You cannot be a smoker, or a dope smoker.
She is a modern woman with standards.
I salute you, Brooke!
Short men need not apply
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Short men need not apply
Under 6'?
You're not a real man.
You have no shot at -----> Brooke (age 24, and "curvy')
She needs a man and not a boy. :)
You also need to make over 100k.
You cannot be a smoker, or a dope smoker.
She is a modern woman with standards.
I salute you, Brooke!
You're not a real man.
You have no shot at -----> Brooke (age 24, and "curvy')
She needs a man and not a boy. :)
You also need to make over 100k.
You cannot be a smoker, or a dope smoker.
She is a modern woman with standards.
I salute you, Brooke!
88 wrote:I have no idea who Weaselberg is
Re: Short men need not apply
Methinks Brooke is a dude.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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Diego in Seattle
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Re: Short men need not apply
No doubt that she spends her Friday & Saturday nights eating Hagen Das ice cream.
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
Re: Short men need not apply
She looks more like a protective dyke than an actual brook.
“My dentist, that’s another beauty, my dentist, you kiddin’ me. It cost me five thousand dollars to have all new teeth put in. Now he tells me I need braces!” —Rodney Dangerfield
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Left Seater in disguise?
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