I hereby challenge Владимир Путин to single combat
Stakes are Україна
- Elon Musk
https://twitter.com/elonmusk
https://www.indiatoday.in/world/story/t ... 2022-03-14
Good luck!
I'll kick your ass!
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88 wrote:I have no idea who Weaselberg is
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Two asses enter, one ass leave.
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1 Samuel 17:1-11Buttsy wrote:Wouldn’t it be cool if wars could be fought with the leaders fighting each other?
1 Now the Philistines gathered their armies for battle. And they were gathered at Socoh, which belongs to Judah, and encamped between Socoh and Azekah, in Ephes-dammim.
2 And Saul and the men of Israel were gathered, and encamped in the Valley of Elah, and drew up in line of battle against the Philistines.
3 And the Philistines stood on the mountain on the one side, and Israel stood on the mountain on the other side, with a valley between them.
4 And there came out from the camp of the Philistines a champion named Goliath of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span.
5 He had a helmet of bronze on his head, and he was armed with a coat of mail, and the weight of the coat was five thousand shekels of bronze.
6 And he had bronze armor on his legs, and a javelin of bronze slung between his shoulders.
7 The shaft of his spear was like a weaver's beam, and his spear's head weighed six hundred shekels of iron. And his shield-bearer went before him.
8 He stood and shouted to the ranks of Israel, Why have you come out to draw up for battle? Am I not a Philistine, and are you not servants of Saul? Choose a man for yourselves, and let him come down to me.
9 If he is able to fight with me and kill me, then we will be your servants. But if I prevail against him and kill him, then you shall be our servants and serve us.
10 And the Philistine said, I defy the ranks of Israel this day. Give me a man, that we may fight together.
11 When Saul and all Israel heard these words of the Philistine, they were dismayed and greatly afraid.
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Dump was to busy dropping to his knees to fight anybody. Last scrapper we had was LBJ.Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 14, 2022 4:47 pm Wouldn’t it be cool if wars could be fought with the leaders fighting each other?
Then again, we’d be in deep shit right now. Never mind.
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He only wanted to punch balcks. No doubt you were a fan of his.
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