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This is what the Oscars has become?
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What a great publicity stunt. Still not enough to get most people’s attention. Hollywood elites live in their own fantasy worlds.
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Good stuff. And Chris Rock is well stocked for new material (and a fat seven figure settlement).
But let's consider just what we couldn't believe we just saw.
Where to begin? How about the Privilege of joqqers to act out violently and somehow enjoy total acceptance? He just sat back down.
If this had been a white actor, he'd have been arrested immediately.
Now, look closely...notice how in Will Smith's outrageously narcissistic acceptance speech he SO MUCH resembles--and invokes!!--Jussie Smollet.
And too, in the insufferable offal of the unwatchable King Williams he similarly becomes and looks and sounds just like Jussie.
Just like his twisted kid and cuckolding wife, Smith is the very embodiment of barely veiled primivity and depravity that is the curse of joqqers everywhere.
But most disgusting and harrowing is of course the abiding of this perverse convention by the Academy, the presenting it as business as usual--as though joqqers acting insane and violent is just the norm. Smith just sat back down--and then went on to accept the biggest award. It's completely insane, but the new norm
And who runs Hollywood? Who owns the media? Who is completely in control of the drastic spike in every cost? Who's snickering at this roiled garbage?
But let's consider just what we couldn't believe we just saw.
Where to begin? How about the Privilege of joqqers to act out violently and somehow enjoy total acceptance? He just sat back down.
If this had been a white actor, he'd have been arrested immediately.
Now, look closely...notice how in Will Smith's outrageously narcissistic acceptance speech he SO MUCH resembles--and invokes!!--Jussie Smollet.
And too, in the insufferable offal of the unwatchable King Williams he similarly becomes and looks and sounds just like Jussie.
Just like his twisted kid and cuckolding wife, Smith is the very embodiment of barely veiled primivity and depravity that is the curse of joqqers everywhere.
But most disgusting and harrowing is of course the abiding of this perverse convention by the Academy, the presenting it as business as usual--as though joqqers acting insane and violent is just the norm. Smith just sat back down--and then went on to accept the biggest award. It's completely insane, but the new norm
And who runs Hollywood? Who owns the media? Who is completely in control of the drastic spike in every cost? Who's snickering at this roiled garbage?
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Not the children of Ishmael?LTS wrote:And who runs Hollywood? Who owns the media? Who is completely in control of the drastic spike in every cost? Who's snickering at this roiled garbage?
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Fantasy, yes.
Nobody got hit.
There is no security there?
Nobody attempted to stop an assault?
Nobody did dick about it right after it happened?
Nobody did anything as Will Smith sat there barking out multiple profanities?
It was augmented reality, and some folks (likely the Jews :)) are having a nice laff.
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Pretty sure QVC gets higher ratings these days.
I am fairly confident this was 100% staged.
Look at his bitch-slap. It’s straight out of Hollywood. It is not one man walking up to another and coldcocking him.
I’m watching the Fox teleprompter Barbie doll this morning saying she is for “a man defending his wife”.
Sorry, but I’m still not seeing any kind of actual attack on her.
Smith should have been cuffed and walked out of there. Instead, he received the academy’s top honor a short time later.
Will this cause a rebound in next year’s awards?
Nahhh. Too late. This joke jumped the shark 20 years or more ago. Stick a fork in it.
And congrats to Chris Rock, who doesn’t have to write a bit of new material for some time.
I’ll bet he shows up to his next MC gig with a football helmet on.
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I am fairly confident this was 100% staged.
Look at his bitch-slap. It’s straight out of Hollywood. It is not one man walking up to another and coldcocking him.
I’m watching the Fox teleprompter Barbie doll this morning saying she is for “a man defending his wife”.
Sorry, but I’m still not seeing any kind of actual attack on her.
Smith should have been cuffed and walked out of there. Instead, he received the academy’s top honor a short time later.
Will this cause a rebound in next year’s awards?
Nahhh. Too late. This joke jumped the shark 20 years or more ago. Stick a fork in it.
And congrats to Chris Rock, who doesn’t have to write a bit of new material for some time.
I’ll bet he shows up to his next MC gig with a football helmet on.
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Sure looks fake as hell to me. About as fake as LTS TRN 2's sex life.
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Just watch the actual bitch slap. It is straight out of one of his action movies.
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It was absolutely real--just like the upcoming whopping law suit. The Oscars show itself has died and gone straight to hell--a mashup of the BET awards and a Pride convention. And let's consider that Will/Jussie was basically still in character as the sleazy thug Richard Williams--who had walked out on a family of five, just dumped them, and hooked up with baby mama number two--whose ribs he broke in a domestic assault (no charges, mom wouldn't press). Anyone catch the cutaway to the Williams family watching at home--with Venus wearing the standard Look At My Tits dress, complete with winking areola? :wink: :wink:smackaholic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:59 pm Just watch the actual bitch slap. It is straight out of one of his action movies.
And this is the first year in a good while where every flick nominated for Best Pic sucked donkey dick--with the slight exception of the Coen brothers' Macbeth (undermined by Francis Mcdormand inexplicably bringing her Minnesota accent to Lady Macbeth). And the winner--some unwatchable Deaf Family movie--which was streamed by Apple? Really? Well who goes to theaters anymore anyway--with the risk of being assaulted or shot by someone who looks like Will and thinks like Jussie? :doh:
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Nonsense. The A-list folks who sit right up front aren't restricted in any way--and everyone thought it was a joke at first. What would a security officer have done as Smith smugly sauntered back to his seat? Of course he should have been subsequently removed--and his award revoked--but it's just the glaring double standard as I mentioned, that blacks--male and female--can act out violently and it's okay.Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 10:20 pm Notice how NOBODY came out. Security would have been on them (as well as anybody else with the "Ocscars") like stink on shit.
Dead fucking giveaway.
But your suggestion--and insistence--that it was staged is as absurd as believing the Covid Hoax was real--all those shots and boosters, masks, and lockdowns. All total bullshit and just disappearing as we speak, though the slithering Fauci hints at "pivoting" back to the full totalitarian hysteria.
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So, Chris Rock's best comeback line...?
"It was a GI Jane joke...so, Will, that's crossing the line--but if GI Joe drops by to see Jada, and you're sent taking the dog for a long walk..that's cool?" :P :P
"It was a GI Jane joke...so, Will, that's crossing the line--but if GI Joe drops by to see Jada, and you're sent taking the dog for a long walk..that's cool?" :P :P
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I think there's some love triangle nonsense going on between Rock and Smith and the bald lady. It was a weak but typical joke for the Oscars. I think it was planned, much like wrestling.
But then again, who wants to bang a bald woman?
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Yeah.SM wrote:It was a weak but typical joke for the Oscars
You can't have a situation where a presenter is assaulted (allegedly) on stage.
And not shit happened to the person who carried out the assault.
What's up with that?
It is ridiculous.
I think comics will say that a joke is "in bad taste" if it isn't funny.
Not many people laffed at that joke, but interestingly, Will Smith did.
lol
Watch the clip.
He laffed at the joke.
Personally, I did not think the joke was funny, and "appearance' smack on a spectator is usually not really cool, unless the comic is Don Rickles.
He could pull that off.
And in this case, the person whose appearance was being joked about has a health issue, I guess.
The whole thing is just very fvcked up.
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Okay, another what if comeback line for Chris Rock..."Well I guess I'll skip the joke about Alec Baldwin's wife.."
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Rick is performing in Boston tonight. Wish I could be there. I’m hoping he comes on stage with a football helmet on.
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Now the Academy says they "asked Will Smith to leave, but he refused."
LMAO!!
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Let's see...
A guy commits an assault (so they say) in front of millions of eyes, and it is up to him whether or not -----> he's taken downtown?
Refused?
How 'bout, "Don't tase me, bro'?"
Clown world on steroids.
LMAO!!
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/will- ... latestnews
Let's see...
A guy commits an assault (so they say) in front of millions of eyes, and it is up to him whether or not -----> he's taken downtown?
Refused?
How 'bout, "Don't tase me, bro'?"
Clown world on steroids.
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I stopped watching "awards shows" years ago. I see I'm not really missing anything.
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So, you don't like her too much?schmick wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:06 am Jada is laughing because she's a narcissistic cunt at the level of Kris jenner. She has turned her husband in to a simp-assed cuck. Her son thinks he's a girl. Her daughter thinks she's a boy. Her hair is falling out because people are realizing what anoiece of shit she really is. Fuck that bitch
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That's on Will.schmick wrote:She has turned her husband in to a simp-assed cuck.
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Do you? Obviously schnick's take is spot on, what do you dispute?Mikey wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:45 amSo, you don't like her too much?schmick wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:06 am Jada is laughing because she's a narcissistic cunt at the level of Kris jenner. She has turned her husband in to a simp-assed cuck. Her son thinks he's a girl. Her daughter thinks she's a boy. Her hair is falling out because people are realizing what anoiece of shit she really is. Fuck that bitch
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The most important topic of the day for the board wackos. Great job guys.
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If she was any more of a POS she would fit right in with the GQP.Mikey wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:45 amSo, you don't like her too much?schmick wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:06 am Jada is laughing because she's a narcissistic cunt at the level of Kris jenner. She has turned her husband in to a simp-assed cuck. Her son thinks he's a girl. Her daughter thinks she's a boy. Her hair is falling out because people are realizing what anoiece of shit she really is. Fuck that bitch
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Where did I say I disputed it?LTS TRN 2 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 5:49 amDo you? Obviously schnick's take is spot on, what do you dispute?Mikey wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:45 amSo, you don't like her too much?schmick wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:06 am Jada is laughing because she's a narcissistic cunt at the level of Kris jenner. She has turned her husband in to a simp-assed cuck. Her son thinks he's a girl. Her daughter thinks she's a boy. Her hair is falling out because people are realizing what anoiece of shit she really is. Fuck that bitch![]()
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The reason that this disgusting contagion matters is simply because they're upon us and we have to deal with them. Where the the fuck do you live?
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“They?” You mean anybody who doesn’t look or think just like you?
Seriously. Do the world a favor. Fuck off and die as soon as possible. Your shit trolling is getting tedious.
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And no one is mentioning the common usage of "F-bombs" on these supposedly family friendly TV events.
I guess potty mouth is today's normal.
I guess potty mouth is today's normal.
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If you are a big star you can walk up and physically batter a man on live national network television.
After the assault you can comfortably walk back to your seat and sit down.
Then you can bark out F-bombs, and nobody will do anything about it.
Then later you can go up in front of tens of millions of viewers and receive an award, where you can justify your actions and be cheered and celebrated.
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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 11:25 pmIf you are a big star you can walk up and physically batter a man on live national network television.
After the assault you can comfortably walk back to your seat and sit down.
Then you can bark out F-bombs, and nobody will do anything about it.
Then later you can go up in front of tens of millions of viewers and receive an award, where you can justify your actions and be cheered and celebrated.
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If you’re a cop you can kill him and the same thing happens.
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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 12:56 ampoptart wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 11:25 pmIf you are a big star you can walk up and physically batter a man on live national network television.
After the assault you can comfortably walk back to your seat and sit down.
Then you can bark out F-bombs, and nobody will do anything about it.
Then later you can go up in front of tens of millions of viewers and receive an award, where you can justify your actions and be cheered and celebrated.![]()
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Let me guess it’s a newly surfaced pic of auschwitz or maybe an essay on Calvin Candy and how Whites really are superior to Blacks.
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Mikey, I'm talking about the joqqers--like the ones in Sacto last night--who are shooting up everywhere, carjacking, home invading, brutally assaulting people.
And it's ALWAYS THEM....ruining everywhere where they're allowed to live and breed.
Where do you live? Let's take a look at what they've been up to in your neck of the woods.
And fuck you with your playground taunts and bullshit insults. :grin:
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