Redneck Gold Medalist

[Softball Bat]

Nebraska man paddles 38 miles in hollowed out
pumpkin he grew himself, setting world record




https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/neb ... 19559.html

Duane Hansen of Syracuse, Nebraska, set sail in his 846-pound pumpkin – which he named
"Berta" – at around 7.30 a.m. from Bellevue on Saturday, according to a Facebook post from
the city.

He completed his journey 11 hours later, at 6:30 p.m. in Nebraska City.

"I went 38 miles down the river without standing up in that pumpkin and my knees still hurt,"
Hansen said in a video posted by Reuters.

"If somebody breaks this record, I will bow down to them because they are tough," he said.

[Python]

Around here, we call that Tuesday.

[Mikey]

At least he’s not drinking any of that faggy “micro brew” shit.

[Softball Bat]

Speaking of 'necks...




Jon Gruden in Arkansas, hoping someone down in the Bible Belt will see fit to give him a coaching gig.









He goes to church. :)

[Smackie Chan]

Gourd Almighty, what'll they think of neckst?

[Left Seater]

"Hey y'all watch this"

You misspelled, “ dude, hold my beer.”