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[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Five Guys' new Milkshakes

This weekend I tried their chocolate and salted caramel.

I don't know how these shakes are made but I feel confident saying it ain't ice cream. It's thicker than whale cum but not icy. In fact, it is not even very cold. I get the feeling it's overly emulsified corn syrup solids whipped full of air and slightly cooled.

Not worth $5.85. Not worth half that much.

1.5 out of 5 stars.

[Mikey]

Went to 5 Guys once maybe five years ago. Burgers are overpriced and overrated. The mountains of fries are cool but not really a priority. Haven’t tried their shakes.

2 out of 5 overall

Almost sounds like you’re describing Jack in the Box shakes. Really thick, but light and not like ice cream. It’s almost impossible to pull that shit through a straw. There’s a chain of diners here SoCal called Ruby’s that still makes them in a metal can and leaves it at your table. At least last time I checked.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Goddam this country needs Shakey's coast-to-coast again. Fried chicken, pizza, and real ice cream.

[Kierland]

Make America Ice Cream Again

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

You're a weird dude, Kierland. I hope the doctors find a medication that works for whatever traumatic event fucked you up.

[Kierland]

Yeah I’m the dangerous one.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Didn't say you were dangerous. Didn't even imply it.

You must be employing one of those fallacies you hate so much.

[Roach]

This is important shit, the like of which this board has been missing. I'll add:

Most real milk shakes have icecream, milk, and flavorings. Blend until foamy.

Five Guys uses an industrial mix of milk fat, sugar, and whey, with vanilla as a base. It comes in 55 gallon drums, lasts for years, and is not ice cream. Add flavorings. Bacon? jesus christ.

It's a plastic $hake, but most mils and xers don't know the difference.

Happy Monday

[LTS TRN 2]

While this thread actually doesn't exist--and has no reason for attempting to exist--I will offer some honest advice on the non-existent subject:

Eliminate all refined sugar from your diet. It's easy, you won't miss it at all, and you'll feel better at once. You'll never get sick again, and your thinking will be clearer and your basic emotional bearing smoother and more sensitive. In short, more fun and better quality living.

Carry on.

[LTS TRN 2]

Eating that garbage is a prominent if not primary reason you're such a pathetic and brainless asshole. Ever consider that?

[Roach]

While this thread actually doesn't exist--and has no reason for attempting to exist

Like all that bullshit, word vomit, and drivel you pump out is worth ANYTHING at ALL? You don't like food threads, stay out. Like most of us stay out of your endless monologue thread about N-words.

--I will offer some honest advice on the non-existent subject:

Yeah I get it, you admit everything else you say is not honest.

Eliminate all refined sugar from your diet. It's easy, you won't miss it at all, and you'll feel better at once. You'll never get sick again, and your thinking will be clearer and your basic emotional bearing smoother and more sensitive. In short, more fun and better quality living.

Carry on.

Ok Mr. Obvious. Refined sugar is poison, and the main cause of many ailments. Go chase after the hook nosed jews who control the market of refiners, diabetes doctors and insulin mfgrs. Now that would be worthy.

[LTS TRN 2]

No need to chase them, "roach," just stop eating the garbage that they've designed to make America fat, sick, and dead--pretty much in that order.

Excuse me, this is a "food thread"?

[Diego in Seattle]

Had one of these a few days ago and it was

Really should have used my Sir Cumfrence troll for this post.

If diabetics didn't eat stuff like this they wouldn't have to take insulin.

Sincerely,
Herschel Walker

[mvscal]

Had one of these a few days ago and it was

Really should have used my Sir Cumfrence troll for this post.

If diabetics didn't eat stuff like this they wouldn't have to take insulin.

Sincerely,
Herschel Walker

Is he wrong? A simple yes or no response will suffice.

[Bill in Houston]

Again you testify that a milkshake has a greater IQ than you.

[Diego in Seattle]

Had one of these a few days ago and it was

Really should have used my Sir Cumfrence troll for this post.

If diabetics didn't eat stuff like this they wouldn't have to take insulin.

Sincerely,
Herschel Walker

Is he wrong? A simple yes or no response will suffice.

Yes.


Type 1 diabetics would probably die w/in a week w/o insulin.

[Kluba]

you're such a pathetic and brainless asshole.

Are you addressing jsc here? We could debate for a bit on “brainless” but the rest seems off base. Jsc seems like a shirt-off-the-back kind of guy if he can figure out how to take it off.

[LTS TRN 2]

It's like an actual slippery slope, where one thing leads to another rather quickly, and right like that you're looking at your femurs sticking out through your shattered legs and going into shock...

[Kierland]

Had one of these a few days ago and it was

Really should have used my Sir Cumfrence troll for this post.

If diabetics didn't eat stuff like this they wouldn't have to take insulin.

Sincerely,
Herschel Walker

Is he wrong? A simple yes or no response will suffice.

No. A simple mea culpa from you will suffice.

[Wolfman]

Warning: if you order a "milk shake" in say Maine, that is what you will get. If you want a drink made with ice cream, order a frappe. And, if in Rhode Island..... I'm not telling you.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Why all the sugar hate in here? You guys act like it's made out of water in Flint, Michigan. There's nothing wrong with sugar as long as you're careful. You can't be a nasty fatty like that Israel Iz guy who died from being fat. You need to move around and burn it off is all. I'll pound 6 or 8 doughnuts on the drive to the lake but I burn it off by rigging up bait and jigging the line all day. I have a fitness tracker on my wrist and it says I burn like 3000 calories in a day of fishing. 6 doughnuts is only like 1800 calories so basically I'm losing weight by eating stuff you guys think is poison.



Jsc810, that shake looks amazing. There's a little roadside shack called Stan's and they make a real milkshake. I might swing by and get one.

[LTS TRN 2]

Sure, your argument is rock solid as far as burning those devil carbs by hooking all those worms. But what about the ever bulging welter of anglers who are increasingly using plastic worms ?? Every boat a floating diabetic ward? No wonder they're driven to cheating. That and racism. :cry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DiZ_WaH6-U

[Kierland]

Why all the sugar hate in here? You guys act like it's made out of water in Flint, Michigan. There's nothing wrong with sugar as long as you're careful. You can't be a nasty fatty like that Israel Iz guy who died from being fat. You need to move around and burn it off is all. I'll pound 6 or 8 doughnuts on the drive to the lake but I burn it off by rigging up bait and jigging the line all day. I have a fitness tracker on my wrist and it says I burn like 3000 calories in a day of fishing. 6 doughnuts is only like 1800 calories so basically I'm losing weight by eating stuff you guys think is poison.



Jsc810, that shake looks amazing. There's a little roadside shack called Stan's and they make a real milkshake. I might swing by and get one.

What a galoof. You don’t lose weight by eating doughnuts you stupid troll.

[mvscal]

If diabetics didn't eat stuff like this they wouldn't have to take insulin.

Sincerely,
Herschel Walker

Is he wrong? A simple yes or no response will suffice.

Yes.


Type 1 diabetics would probably die w/in a week w/o insulin.

Type 1 diabetics are about 5% of the lot. The other 95% would be well advised to take his advice. Of course he's not telling them anything they haven't already heard dozens of times.

They could be having their toes surgically removed under the table and not miss a mouthful.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Why all the sugar hate in here? You guys act like it's made out of water in Flint, Michigan. There's nothing wrong with sugar as long as you're careful. You can't be a nasty fatty like that Israel Iz guy who died from being fat. You need to move around and burn it off is all. I'll pound 6 or 8 doughnuts on the drive to the lake but I burn it off by rigging up bait and jigging the line all day. I have a fitness tracker on my wrist and it says I burn like 3000 calories in a day of fishing. 6 doughnuts is only like 1800 calories so basically I'm losing weight by eating stuff you guys think is poison.



Jsc810, that shake looks amazing. There's a little roadside shack called Stan's and they make a real milkshake. I might swing by and get one.

What a galoof. You don’t lose weight by eating doughnuts you stupid troll.

You lose weight by burning more calories than you consume. It's basic science.

[mvscal]

Why all the sugar hate in here? You guys act like it's made out of water in Flint, Michigan. There's nothing wrong with sugar as long as you're careful. You can't be a nasty fatty like that Israel Iz guy who died from being fat. You need to move around and burn it off is all. I'll pound 6 or 8 doughnuts on the drive to the lake but I burn it off by rigging up bait and jigging the line all day. I have a fitness tracker on my wrist and it says I burn like 3000 calories in a day of fishing. 6 doughnuts is only like 1800 calories so basically I'm losing weight by eating stuff you guys think is poison.



Jsc810, that shake looks amazing. There's a little roadside shack called Stan's and they make a real milkshake. I might swing by and get one.

What a galoof. You don’t lose weight by eating doughnuts you stupid troll.

You lose weight by burning more calories than you consume. It's basic science.

You won't gain the weight in the first place if you don't consume the calories. Also basic science.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

You won't gain the weight in the first place if you don't consume the calories. Also basic science.

Little late for that.

[LTS TRN 2]

Why all the sugar hate in here? You guys act like it's made out of water in Flint, Michigan. There's nothing wrong with sugar as long as you're careful. You can't be a nasty fatty like that Israel Iz guy who died from being fat. You need to move around and burn it off is all. I'll pound 6 or 8 doughnuts on the drive to the lake but I burn it off by rigging up bait and jigging the line all day. I have a fitness tracker on my wrist and it says I burn like 3000 calories in a day of fishing. 6 doughnuts is only like 1800 calories so basically I'm losing weight by eating stuff you guys think is poison.



Jsc810, that shake looks amazing. There's a little roadside shack called Stan's and they make a real milkshake. I might swing by and get one.

What a galoof. You don’t lose weight by eating doughnuts you stupid troll.

You lose weight by burning more calories than you consume. It's basic science.

That sounds simple and clear, but ignores the overall and central factor of metabolism--and how the refined sugar (and processed junk food) is effectively giving orders for the body's metabolism to function on the level of Filipino city workers in S.F. One must first establish a proper line of communication with one's metabolism, and then it's easy to lose weight--or put on muscle, vote for Tulsi, etc.

[Kierland]

What a galoof. You don’t lose weight by eating doughnuts you stupid troll.

You lose weight by burning more calories than you consume. It's basic science.

You won't gain the weight in the first place if you don't consume the calories. Also basic science.

You’re the kind of tard that probably thinks all sugar is the same.
You probably also think all people process it the same and it just so simple.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Anyone try Wendy's pepermint frosty?



It's much better than I expected. The peppermint is understated and allows vanilla to be the headliner.
It is thicker than their usual frostys.

Give it a try.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Next up: Arby's caramel cinnamon shake.

It's very good. Possibly my favorite shake from Arby's. Leaps and bounds ahead of the garbage I had at Five Guys.

Get the large, imo.

[Sudden Sam]

Monkfruit Sweetener

Several brands of this available even at Walmart. Costly, but healthier than sugar. Sugar is the devil, but I still love it.