Elizabeth Holmes sentencing--CALL IT

[Screw_Michigan]

Theranos scammer Elizabeth Holmes is getting sentenced today. What will she get? Call your shot, players.

FYI: She's pregnant (fukkin idiot)

She seems like Suckaholic's type. For the record, I'm betting on 3.1-5 years.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Holmes' legal team submitted 130 letters to the judge from friends, family and other supporters, including New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker, who is a longtime friend of Holmes. In his letter, Booker wrote, "Each of us is more than the worst thing we've done," citing Bryan Stevenson, the criminal justice reform advocate and lawyer.

A snake defending another snake does not clemency make.

That rhymes because I'm awesome. Having Cory Booker on your side should be an automatic sentence enhancement. He's as dirty as SM's dick after a weekend at Mikey's.

[Mikey]

11.25

[Screw_Michigan]

What kind of fukkin idiot is dumb enough to knock her up....awaiting sentencing of all times.

[mvscal]

What kind of fukkin idiot is dumb enough to knock her up....

Probably about 95% of heterosexual males. I'm sure it's very confusing to you.

[Screw_Michigan]

Probably about 95% of heterosexual males. I'm sure it's very confusing to you.

I know you get turned on by chicks who sound like men. And it's always boner inducing to have the opportunity to impregnate someone before they get sentenced to 10 years.

Fuck off, cunt.

[mvscal]

No idea what she sounds like, but would bang. Her legal situation would be of no consideration. Speaking as a heterosexual male.

[Kierland]

What kind of fukkin idiot is dumb enough to knock her up....

Probably about 95% of heterosexual males. I'm sure it's very confusing to you.

Were these the same guys you polled to decide it was ok to rape a 15yo?

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Before I get accused of white flagging anything I would like to point out that I am staunchly anti-rape of 15 year olds.