DP 2023

[Igor]

House keeping details.

Carson, Mike Ditka has all ready been picked. Choose another

Wolfman: You still have two open slots

kcdave: Trump is all ready taken, choose another

General: You can still sub for Leach

smackaholic: Your picks are in, minus Nancy. Choose another

Happy New year from Igor and and the gang

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Jac is a little bit intimidating in this game. I thought I had some solid picks but dayyum.

[General Peters]

If I can still sub for Barbara Walters, I'll take

Roger Corman old age July

[Carson]

Pope Benedict XVI - January, whatever he's currently dying from

GODAMMIT!!!

Literally hours from guaranteed points.

Substitution: Bryan Christopher Kohberger (Idaho killer) - January, prison cell "suicide."

[General Peters]

This is why the deadline for subs or picks altogether should have been Jan 1 at the earliest. Much love to Roach but Stat Boy always tied up every loose end.

[Kierland]

I’ll take
Jsc January from ingesting too much GQP semen
Pedokkkal March shot by police when confronted on a Statutory rape charge
88 Jan chokes on Nazi dick
Booger June slips while straddling a fence, dies of blood loss
kcdave March killed by the thru and thru that killed pedokkkal while sucking his dick

[Igor]

Goddamn it General, we are rookies at this shit so calm down. Ok fucking A subs and fill ins allowed until January 5th. How about that.

Other good ideas welcome.

Happy New Year

:brad:

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Did Jsc have Ken Block in the Death Pool?

[Sudden Sam]

Jsc - broken heart - jan 9

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Jsc - broken heart - jan 9

lol

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

POTUS Jimmy Carter - Cancer - January

On Hospice.

[Carson]

For years I had Cormac McCarthy in my DP picks.

But not this year.

[Igor]

Late season flash picks now open. Death by any cause, any time in 2023.

Points awarded by weight. One point per pound. Demonstrably female celebrities get weight + 45 points.

Fabulous prizes.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Late season flash picks now open. Death by any cause, any time in 2023.

Points awarded by weight. One point per pound. Demonstrably female celebrities get weight + 45 points.

Fabulous prizes.

Kirsten Perez - Reality TV Star

[Igor]

Late season flash picks now open. Death by any cause, any time in 2023.

Points awarded by weight. One point per pound. Demonstrably female celebrities get weight + 45 points.

Fabulous prizes.

Kirsten Perez - Reality TV Star

Awesome pick, mister. We will accept she is female, but if you want to get some pictures to prove it take them over to the College Football Forum.

[Igor]

Tess Holliday

rules

Kinda hot, actually

[Igor]

Tess Holliday

Steve Harwell, singer for Smash Mouth
Liver failure
September

Better get him weighed in JSC, so we can get the points tally. He looks pretty heavy. going . . . going . . .



https://www.tmz.com/2023/09/03/smash-mo ... s-to-live/

[Carson]

I guess he's a Death Pool All Star right now.

[Igor]

207 big pounds means 207 points for Jsc! Way to take advantage of the late season pop ups Jsc.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ad-56.html

But wait, there's more . . .

Jsc got month of death And cause of death correct! Well close enough liver failure vs alcholism. Holy fuk I need the rule book but that's more points,

Pro tip: we are looking for fat women here, remember offset points for female.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

WHOA! You can't change your pick! What is this bullshit??

[Igor]

It's not a pick change, Jsc misunderstood.

It is an Additional, Late Season Pop Up Pick. If Tess croaks he still gets credit for her.

Each poster gets three PopUp picks.

[Carson]

I guess he's a Death Pool All Star right now.

Update: his latest song is I'm a Cadaver.

[Kierland]

207 big pounds means 207 points for Jsc! Way to take advantage of the late season pop ups Jsc.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ad-56.html

But wait, there's more . . .

Jsc got month of death And cause of death correct! Well close enough liver failure vs alcholism. Holy fuk I need the rule book but that's more points,

Pro tip: we are looking for fat women here, remember offset points for female.

I’m sure Chip and the other mouth breathers enjoy your misogyny.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Late season flash picks now open. Death by any cause, any time in 2023.

Points awarded by weight. One point per pound. Demonstrably female celebrities get weight + 45 points.

Fabulous prizes.

Kirsten Perez - Reality TV Star

Awesome pick, mister. We will accept she is female, but if you want to get some pictures to prove it take them over to the College Football Forum.

She's been off social media to focus on her mental health. We all know what THAT means!

[smackaholic]

Wayne Newton - Cancer - March




Don King - Stroke - December




Doc Severinson - Demtia - August



Just a month off on Gordon. Good job.
Gordon Lightfoot - Chronic Alcohol Syndrome - June




Bill Cosby - ALS - December




Clint Eastwood - Heart attack - October




Yoko Ono - Mouth cancer - June

[Igor]

Wayne Newton - Cancer - March




Don King - Stroke - December




Doc Severinson - Demtia - August



Just a month off on Gordon. Good job.
Gordon Lightfoot - Chronic Alcohol Syndrome - June




Bill Cosby - ALS - December




Clint Eastwood - Heart attack - October




Yoko Ono - Mouth cancer - June

Did one of them croak, or get fat? We know Gordo is gone all ready.

What is Igor missing?

[Igor]

Igor, I'm not quite sure of your rules.

Are we still allowed to make substitutions (or additions) at this point?

It's open fuking season Jsc. The boss is too busy banging the bags to notice. Late season pop picks last until December, ane the limit is . . . 5. Remember it is a point per pound death weight. Women add the off set points, see prior rule.

So pro tip for Kierland he could still win, that's fat women are winners.

Good luck

[Meat Head]

June Shannon. About 400 points.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Can I pick Henry Kissinger and get the lbs bonus?

[mvscal]

Can I pick Henry Kissinger and get the lbs bonus?

OK. But he was only about three feet tall.

[mvscal]

I’ll take
Jsc January from ingesting too much GQP semen
Pedokkkal March shot by police when confronted on a Statutory rape charge
88 Jan chokes on Nazi dick
Booger June slips while straddling a fence, dies of blood loss
kcdave March killed by the thru and thru that killed pedokkkal while sucking his dick

Cock sucking, cum swallowing and violent fantasies. Totally normal and well adjusted. Just a little "smack."

[Roux]

2024?

[Screw_Michigan]

I’ll take
Jsc January from ingesting too much GQP semen
Pedokkkal March shot by police when confronted on a Statutory rape charge
88 Jan chokes on Nazi dick
Booger June slips while straddling a fence, dies of blood loss
kcdave March killed by the thru and thru that killed pedokkkal while sucking his dick

Big K keepin' it real.

[Igor]

Anticlimax time, except for Jsc810. THanks to all who participated in DP 2023.

THis report is a little late and short because they wouldn't let me have a computer or internet access in rehab. Cocksuckers. I was under a liter a day of Beefeaters but got locked up anyway. Anyway the DP had a pretty great start, but somehow the right people didn;t die, so excitement waned. Tried it liven it up a bit in late year with Fat Women wild cards, but that went over like a pepperoni turd in the vegetable drawer. Unless we fucked up, which is more probable than not, the Big Winner is . . .

Jsc810

A single pick, Steve Harwell got the grand slam of low age (56) correct month pick, and cause of death pick. 79 big points. Congrats Jsc we will try to stir up an appropiate prize soon. Will need your forwarding address or if anybody sees him let him know.

And save your Stat Boy Did It better takes, he also wewnt to jail with that cadre of pedos so theres that. Volunteer to run this year's version if ya want. Ill be staying dry until that fucking nurse finally leave me alone then its copius quantities of Beefeater to the rescue baby.

[Carson]

I guess that Steve Harwell pick makes jsc an ...

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All-star.

[StrawMan]

2024?

Great question. Is Igor up to DP 2024?