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Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Wed Feb 15, 2023 7:40 pm

Ucant wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 7:01 pm
Kierland wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:46 pmSays the guy who felt the need to address Diego’s perceived depravity. See who you choose to fuck with makes a difference you preening little fuckwit.

“But it’s only trolling!?!” What a maroon.
Wrong again, I FIRST asked him for data regarding his take THEN insulted him later in the same post. You want to concentrate solely on the secondary piece = the insult. And that is fine and expected. It's what simpering cunts like you do.

I won't hold my breath on him backing his take or you being able to get anything else correct for the rest of the day. Let me know if you want the sticker I offered you.

I know what you did dumbfuck. But thanks for posting what I just posted. You decided to fuck with him when there are plenty of actual pedos here you didn’t fuck with. How many times do I need to tell your dumbass what happened right in front of your stupid face?

Ucant · Post by **Ucant** » Wed Feb 15, 2023 7:57 pm

You can keep attempting to tell me what transpired and you will continue to be wrong. In fact, why don't you take the below-average prose from the above shit post and make a macro of it? That way, you can just press a button and the text automatically appears.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Wed Feb 15, 2023 9:48 pm

So to recap: you called out diego then said you had no reason to call people out after I pointed out you called the wrong dude a pedo.

You are a hot mess. Maybe try another decade in the basement.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Feb 16, 2023 1:19 am

Ucant wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 7:57 pm You can keep attempting to tell me what transpired and you will continue to be wrong. In fact, why don't you take the below-average prose from the above shit post and make a macro of it? That way, you can just press a button and the text automatically appears.

It's only a matter of time before he starts sending you PMs wanting to fight whenever he's in your neck of the woods. Total loser.

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Thu Feb 16, 2023 4:44 am

I was teamed with ucant in my first smack off on SC3. His real partner was R-Jack but he couldn’t participate in one of the early rounds so I filled in. ucant was a beast and we squeaked past Headhunter and somebody. Then R-Jack returned and he and ucant advanced to the Semis before getting stomped by Euro and DC. After that, I always championed ucant for TPB membership but was consistently outvoted by some grudge-holders. Nice to see him back. I feel the board turning.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Thu Feb 16, 2023 5:14 am

Biggie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 4:44 am I was teamed with ucant in my first smack off on SC3. His real partner was R-Jack but he couldn’t participate in one of the early rounds so I filled in. ucant was a beast and we squeaked past Headhunter and somebody. Then R-Jack returned and he and ucant advanced to the Semis before getting stomped by Euro and DC. After that, I always championed ucant for TPB membership but was consistently outvoted by some grudge-holders. Nice to see him back. I feel the board turning.

So that's still a "no" on ucant? lol

Good to see some names I recognize.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Thu Feb 16, 2023 6:10 am

It's a true story based on a drug ring run here in Lexington. The guy who was smuggling the blow jumped out of a plane around Knoxville on his way back to Lexington and the chute didn't open. Some of the coke ended up in the Smokey Mountains and a bear came upon a package and ate it. It's heart exploded. Waylon Jennings had it stuffed and owned the bear for a long time. Now the bear resides here in Lexington.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:10 am

Biggie wrote:I always championed ucant for TPB membership but was consistently outvoted by some grudge-holders.

Pencil me in for a "yes" on ucant!

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Thu Feb 16, 2023 2:02 pm

Biggie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 4:44 am I feel the board turning.

It’s becoming increasingly worthwhile to stick around.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Feb 16, 2023 2:18 pm

Such a snowflake you can’t stay unless you have people telling you what you want to hear. Mostly pedo and Nazi stuff.
What a POS you are.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Thu Feb 16, 2023 5:28 pm

Kierland wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 2:18 pm Such a snowflake you can’t stay unless you have people telling you what you want to hear. Mostly pedo and Nazi stuff.
What a POS you are.

If this was directed to me, you’re off base.

I’m mostly glad to see more humor, as well as some intelligent conversation.

Your repetitive drivel is mind-numbingly predictable.

You remain the only Nazi (and likely pedo) in here.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Feb 16, 2023 7:16 pm

But you’re a stupid Nazi so how would you spot intelligent conversation. You just like it cause you agree with the .pedo crowd. Which is what I said the first time.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Thu Feb 16, 2023 7:43 pm

OTSAI

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Fri Feb 17, 2023 12:36 am

OUR MVP KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Feb 17, 2023 6:01 am

kcdave wrote: ↑Fri Feb 17, 2023 12:36 am OUR MVP KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

Patrick Mahomes

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Fri Feb 17, 2023 1:05 pm

^^^^^^
Too cool, FL.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Feb 17, 2023 3:03 pm

Sarah Silverman killin’ it.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Feb 17, 2023 10:47 pm

https://youtu.be/DZYAqE8Nziw

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Feb 18, 2023 10:57 am

BSmack wrote: ↑Fri Feb 17, 2023 10:47 pm

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat Feb 18, 2023 2:48 pm

Every fuckin post.

OTSAI

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat Feb 18, 2023 3:22 pm

No I get that you are AI.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Sat Feb 18, 2023 9:44 pm

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Feb 19, 2023 6:26 am

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sun Feb 19, 2023 11:56 am

Kierland wrote: ↑Sat Feb 18, 2023 3:22 pm No I get that you are AI.

bot

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Mon Feb 20, 2023 2:47 am

“Texas 3rd grader finds gun superintendent left in school bathroom.”

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a toddler with a gun.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Mon Feb 20, 2023 4:52 pm

Nonsensical AI

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Mon Feb 20, 2023 5:03 pm

You make up your own facts.

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Tue Feb 21, 2023 2:38 pm

The whole front page is Threads with JPAI as the last poster. Whhaaaa! I’m going to cry!

Sin,
Kcpedo

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:18 pm

https://mustreadalaska.com/anchorage-sc ... libraries/

Anchorage School Board shuts down parent reading a passage from a sexting-porn manual in schools’ libraries

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:24 pm

So what? It’s a meeting not a “read a long” he can just incorporate it by reference. Be a pretty long meeting if people got to just read during their time in front of the board. Do you even have two brain cells to rub together?

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:28 pm

Here you go, Kierland. Try to defend this POS. Pathological liar, mentally ill sexual perv, thief…anything else?

https://nypost.com/2023/02/19/family-cl ... erapy/amp/

You think that Alaskan parent didn’t have the right to use his 3 minutes to let the school board know what was in a book? Yet you celebrate a piece of human trash like Brinton.

scotchnh2o · Post by **scotchnh2o** » Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:31 pm

Kierland, who is currently on your ignore list, made this post.

scotchnh2o · Post by **scotchnh2o** » Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:34 pm

JPGettysburg, who is currently on your ignore list, made this post.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:37 pm

Lol, you registered in this shithole in November, and your first two posts, made just now, are to announce that you're ignoring two posters?

Read more, post less.

scotchnh2o · Post by **scotchnh2o** » Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:52 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:37 pm Lol, you registered in this shithole in November, and your first two posts, made just now, are to announce that you're ignoring two posters?

Read more, post less.

Been on versions of the smack chat boards since '99.
These are two of the worst posters ever...
I only registered here so I could put them on ignore to read the board, now you also, Buh Bye...

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:53 pm

Yellow

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:56 pm

Smart guy. Wants to read funny, incisive stuff rather than repetitive blathering. Might wanna put me on IGNORE and read Screwy, though. He’s interesting whether one agrees with him or not.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:00 am

Booger wrote: ↑Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:56 pm Smart guy. Wants to read funny, incisive stuff rather than repetitive blathering. Might wanna put me on IGNORE and read Screwy, though. He’s interesting whether one agrees with him or not.

Thanks, Spray. Right back at you, buddy.

scotchnh2o · Post by **scotchnh2o** » Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:16 am

Booger wrote: ↑Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:56 pm Smart guy. Wants to read funny, incisive stuff rather than repetitive blathering. Might wanna put me on IGNORE and read Screwy, though. He’s interesting whether one agrees with him or not.

Booger, are you really Spray or TFMV?
Still rockin?
Missed your posts...

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:56 am

Nope, not Tarkus, Titfuck Minivan, Empty Uranus (?), shutyomouth.

I can’t play shit on guitar. :grin: