Masters Contest 2023

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

To get away from politics for a week, let's play some golf.

To play: Choose two players whose odds (in parentheses) add up to 12,000 or more. For example, if you want Scottie Scheffler at (+800) you'll need to pair him with a player whose odds are (11,200) or higher. Or take Rose (6500) & Fowler (6600) from the middle of the field for a combined total odds of more than 12,000.

Players are first come, first served. Once a player is selected he cannot be chosen again so get your picks in early.

To win: Lowest twosome combined score for the entire tournament wins an NFT of a scanned photocopy of a chick kissing a trophy that looks like a dick. I swear to god it does! You won't believe it until you see it!
Both of your players must play the final round. If one of your players gets cut you are eliminated.

1. Scottie Scheffler (+800) - Biggie
2. Jon Rahm (+850) - Roach
3. Rory McIlroy (+850) - BSmack
4. Jordan Spieth (+1800) - Smackie Chan
5. Cameron Smith (+2100)
6. Justin Thomas (+2200) - The Whistle Is Screaming
7. Patrick Cantlay (+2200)
8. Collin Morikawa (+2400)
9. Xander Schauffele (+2400)
10. Cameron Young (+2900)
11. Dustin Johnson (+3200)
12. Max Homa (+3200)
13. Tony Finau (+3200)
14. Jason Day (+3300) - kcdave
15. Will Zalatoris (+3400)
16. Sungjae Im (+3600)
17. Viktor Hovland (+3900)
18. Sam Burns (+4000)
19. Hideki Matusyama (+4600)
20. Matt Fitzpatrick (+4600)
21. Shane Lowry (+5000)
22. Tiger Woods (+5500) - Donnie Baker
23. Tyrrell Hatton (+5500)
24. Justin Rose (+6500)
25. Rickie Fowler (+6600) - Donnie Baker
26. Brooks Koepka (+7500)
27. Joaquin Niemann (+7500)
28. Tom Kim (+7500) - Meat Head
29. Tommy Fleetwood (+7500) - Meat Head
30. Corey Conners (+8000)
31. Marc Leishman (+8000)
32. Paul Casey (+8000)
33. Patrick Reed (+9000) - kcdave
34. Adam Scott (+10000) - The Whistle Is Screaming
35. Min Woo Lee (+10000)
36. Bryson DeChambeau (+12000) - BSmack
37. Louis Oosthuizen (+12000) - Smackie Chan
38. Mito Pereira (+12000)
39 Sahith Theegala (+12000)
40. Si Woo Kim (+12000) - Biggie
41. Thomas Pieters (+13000)
42. Tom Hoge (+13000)
43. Christiaan Bezuidenhout (+15000)
44. Kurt Kitayama (+15000)
45. Lee Westwood (+15000)
46. Matthew Wolff (+15000)
47. Abraham Ancer (+16000)
48. Bubba Watson (+16000) - Roach
49. Keegan Bradley (+16000)
50. Harris English (+17500)
51. Brian Harman (+19000)
52. Chris Kirk (+19000)
53. Gary Woodland (+19000)
54. Seamus Power (+19000)
55. Sergio Garcia (+19000)
56. Danny Willett (+20000)
57. Lucas Herbert (+20000)
58. Luke List (+20000)
59. Billy Horschel (+25000)
60. Adrian Meronk (+28000)
61. Cameron Champ (+28000)
62. K.H. Lee (+28000)
63. Phil Mickelson (+28000)
64. Russell Henley (+28000)
65. Ryan Fox (+28000)
66. Talor Gooch (+28000)
67. Aaron Wise (+30000)
68. J.T. Poston (+30000)
69. Alex Noren (+35000)
70. Charl Schwartzel (+35000)
71. Francesco Molinari (+35000)
72. Jason Kokrak (+35000)
73. Kevin Kisner (+35000)
74. Kevin Na (+35000)
75. Mackenzie Hughes (+35000)
76. Sepp Straka (+35000)
77. Adam Svensson (+43000)
78. Harold Varner III (+43000)
79. Kazuki Higa (+43000)
80. Scott Stallings (+43000)
81. Zach Johnson (+55000)
82. Harrison Crowe (+65000)
83. Sam Bennett (+65000)
84. Matthew McClean (+80000)
85. Aldrich Potgieter (+100000)
86. Ben Carr (+100000)
87. Bernhard Langer (+100000)
88. Fred Couples (+100000)
89. Mike Weir (+200000)
90. Jose Maria Olazabal (+300000)
91. Sandy Lyle (+500000)


I'm doing the work so I get to pick first.
22. Tiger Woods (+5500)
25. Rickie Fowler (+6600)


Official odds taken from USA Today

[BSmack]

I’ll take Rory (850) and Bryson DeChambeu (12,000).


Sent from my iPhone using a big network of tubes.

[Roach]

2. Jon Rahm (+850)

48. Bubba Watson (+16000)

[Smackie Chan]

Spieth/Oosthuizen

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Adam Scott & Justin Thomas

[Meat Head]

28. Tom Kim (+7500)
29. Tommy Fleetwood (+7500)

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

2. Jon Rahm (+850)

48. Bubba Watson (+16000)

Bubba looks like a steal at +16000. If I had $10 I'd put it on Bubba.

[kcdave]

Jason Day
Patrick Reed

[Wolfman]

Champagne Tony Lema and Payne Stewart.

[Biggie]

1. Scottie Scheffler (+800)
40. Si Woo Kim (+12,000)

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Bump.

Get your picks in before Thursday!

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Round 1 Results:

Poster Player Rd1 Rd2 Rd3 Rd4 Individual Total Team Total

Donnie Baker Tiger Woods 0 0 0 0 OUT
Donnie Baker Rickie Fowler OUT 0 0 0 0

Bsmack Rory McIlroy 72 0 0 0 72 146
Bsmack Bryson DeChambeu 74 0 0 0 74

Roach Jon Rahm 65 0 0 0 65 142
Roach Bubba Watson 77 0 0 0 77

Smackie Chan Jordan Spieth 69 0 0 0 69 145
Smackie Chan Louis Oosthuizen 76 0 0 0 76

TWIS Adam Scott 68 0 0 0 68 138
TWIS Justin Thomas 70 0 0 0 70

Meat Head Tom Kim 70 0 0 0 70 142
Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 72 0 0 0 72

kcdave Jason Day 67 0 0 0 67 138
kcdave Patrick Reed 71 0 0 0 71

Biggie Scottie Scheffler 68 0 0 0 68 141
Biggie Si Woo Kim 73 0 0 0 73


Congrats to TWIS and kcdave for leading after Round 1.

[scotchnh2o]

3rd round coverage should begin at 8:30 am on CBS
Final round hoping to start at 2pm.

[LTS TRN 2]

Rahm walking away.. :wink:

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Final results are in! It was a crazy weekend with some wild weather, brilliant shots, and no shortage of drama. Watching LIV Phil stroke a 65 on the last day was one of my favorite story lines from Sunday. It was nice to take a break from all the PGA/LIV dick measuring and just watch the best in the world play good golf.

Props to Roach for picking the Masters Tournament Champion, John Rahm, but you lost this contest, buddy! Roach's second, Bubba Watson, did not finish all 4 rounds. In fact, only three of our T1B players made it to the finish.

Without further adieu, here are your TheOneBoard champions for 2023.
In first place with a total score of 573....BIGGIE!
In second place with a total score of 574....KCDAVE!
In third place with a total score of 577...MEAT HEAD!



Poster Player Rd1 Rd2 Rd3 Rd4 Individual Total Team Total
Donnie Baker Tiger Woods 0 0 0 0 cut
Donnie Baker Rickie Fowler OUT 0 0 0 0 cut

Bsmack Rory McIlroy 72 0 0 0 72 cut
Bsmack Bryson DeChambeu 74 cut 0 0 74 cut

Roach Jon Rahm 65 69 73 69 276 cut
Roach Bubba Watson 77 76 cut 0 153 cut

Smackie Chan Jordan Spieth 69 70 76 66 281 cut
Smackie Chan Louis Oosthuizen 76 cut 0 0 76 cut

TWIS Adam Scott 68 74 77 74 293 cut
TWIS Justin Thomas 70 0 cut 0 70 cut

Meat Head Tom Kim 70 72 74 70 286 -------------------- 577
Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 72 71 74 74 291

kcdave Jason Day 67 72 74 80 293 --------------------- 574
kcdave Patrick Reed 71 70 72 68 281

Biggie Scottie Scheffler 68 75 71 70 284 -------------- 573
Biggie Si Woo Kim 73 72 72 72 289

[Kierland]

I don’t care that they kill a bunch of people and are authoritarian as fuck. I just want to watch golf. I’m selfish that way.

Sin,
Donnie the Nazi

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Kierland Post Guess:

Calling me out for celebrating a mens-only event with no trans people in the field that is played on a course where most of the members are avowed nazis and probably pedos.

[Meat Head]

Nice job Donnie . . . .


Class up this sordid clambake a little bit.

[Kierland]

Kierland Post Guess:

Calling me out for celebrating a mens-only event with no trans people in the field that is played on a course where most of the members are avowed nazis and probably pedos.

We get it, you are obsessed with trans.

[Sven Golly]

No - we are annoyed that YOU are obsessed with throwing the habits of maybe 0.4% of the population on all of us.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Nice job Donnie . . . .


Class up this sordid clambake a little bit.

Thanks, Meat. You get to run the US Open contest.

[Kierland]

No - we are annoyed that YOU are obsessed with throwing the habits of maybe 0.4% of the population on all of us.

I’m not throwing anything you shit slinging monkey. YOU all are the ones bringing it up and starting threads about it.

[kcdave]

Thought I had it in the bag, but I looked early this
morning and saw Jason Day melted with a fucking
80 on Sunday. YIKES.
For the record, 80 on a Sunday should be an
automatic suspension of your tour card for
a year.