What if...
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What if...
the internet was completely shut down in America for 2-3 days?
What would the nation look like in the weeks and months following that event?
Discuss...
What would the nation look like in the weeks and months following that event?
Discuss...
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88 wrote:I have no idea who Weaselberg is
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Queerland would blow his brains out, so that would be a small positive.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Very small. Like a delicately crafted bonsai douchebag.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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So the answer is none, at least that leaves you less time to hate on blacks, women and LGBT.
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Immediate shortages, stores empty to those with cash or trade. The thin veneer of civilization would peel off quickly. Yeah Darwin.
Need a fukkin' Darwin smilie.
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Need a fukkin' Darwin smilie.
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You wouldn't be able to get cash from an ATM. Probably wouldn't be able to use your credit card, either.
7ven Braincells wouldn't be able to get his marching orders from The Daily Wire
Mvscunt wouldn't get his marching orders from the Daily Stormer.
7ven Braincells wouldn't be able to get his marching orders from The Daily Wire
Mvscunt wouldn't get his marching orders from the Daily Stormer.
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I think I’d have a problem with my morning dump.
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Try pulling your head out first. That should help.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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You keep using words and they don't mean what you think they mean.
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Which words did you not understand? I would be happy to help.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Commerce would halt, and because of this, widespread damage (economic, personal) would be done.
People with compromised health would be in trouble, and many would die, imo.
Yes, I think so.Meat Head wrote:The thin veneer of civilization would peel off quickly. Yeah Darwin.
Even if the internet came back on after being completely off for 2-3 days, the damage that would have already been done would be catastrophic. People would quickly realize that things, across the board, are FUBAR.
People would go jungle m0de.
Yes, Darwin time.
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88 wrote:I have no idea who Weaselberg is
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Old dudes like us would be sorry we discarded our
old porn mags years ago.
Young dudes would be searching for the nearest
truck stop glory hole.
Kierland would be working some very long hours
at the nearest truck stop.
old porn mags years ago.
Young dudes would be searching for the nearest
truck stop glory hole.
Kierland would be working some very long hours
at the nearest truck stop.
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You might see a lot of people jumping off the edge of the Earth.Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed May 31, 2023 11:27 pmCommerce would halt, and because of this, widespread damage (economic, personal) would be done.
People with compromised health would be in trouble, and many would die, imo.
Yes, I think so.Meat Head wrote:The thin veneer of civilization would peel off quickly. Yeah Darwin.
Even if the internet came back on after being completely off for 2-3 days, the damage that would have already been done would be catastrophic. People would quickly realize that things, across the board, are FUBAR.
People would go jungle m0de.
Yes, Darwin time.
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Most likely, me and Wolf wouldn't notice.
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I dodged a bullet there, a very intolerant bullet. It’s probably why you guys like each other so much.
I wonder what the over/under on you shiting your pants and running yourself again are.
I wonder what the over/under on you shiting your pants and running yourself again are.
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Easy for you, even if standing on a barstool
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