The Barbie Movie...

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

...looked like a fun, lighthearted movie full of silly, awkward moments when an over-the-top idyllic Barbie lifestyle clashes with the complexities and nuances of human existence. Something approximating the Lego Movie or Super Mario Bros movie was my hope. That is what the trailers are selling and if the writers had more skill, The Barbie Movie could have delivered on that promise. Sadly, this movie falls well short.

Margot Robie and Ryan Gosling are stellar actors in this thing but the writing is complete shit. As I sit here ruminating on what I just watched I still have no idea who the target audience is for this movie. I watched it with a group including some teenage girls. They hated it. The adult women in our group thought it had some good moments but overall it was "weird." After some discussion I figured out "weird" means "not what they expected."

I checked Rotten Tomatoes and son of a bitch the official movie summary says it will "subvert your expectations." Mission accomplished, Barbie Movie. You made a movie that does not live up to its potential or the marketing hype.

1.25 out of 5 stars.

[Mikey]

Do you drive a Jetta?

[Smackie Chan]

I still have no idea who the target audience is

You, apparently.

[Kierland]

Did your Bumble GF make you go?

[Diego in Seattle]

Man card permanently revoked.

[Softball Bat]

The Barbie Movie...




My girlfriend has it circled on my calendar for next week!

- smackaholic

[Screw_Michigan]

...looked like a fun, lighthearted movie full of silly, awkward moments when an over-the-top idyllic Barbie lifestyle clashes with the complexities and nuances of human existence. Something approximating the Lego Movie or Super Mario Bros movie was my hope. That is what the trailers are selling and if the writers had more skill, The Barbie Movie could have delivered on that promise. Sadly, this movie falls well short.

Margot Robie and Ryan Gosling are stellar actors in this thing but the writing is complete shit. As I sit here ruminating on what I just watched I still have no idea who the target audience is for this movie. I watched it with a group including some teenage girls. They hated it. The adult women in our group thought it had some good moments but overall it was "weird." After some discussion I figured out "weird" means "not what they expected."

I checked Rotten Tomatoes and son of a bitch the official movie summary says it will "subvert your expectations." Mission accomplished, Barbie Movie. You made a movie that does not live up to its potential or the marketing hype.

1.25 out of 5 stars.

Did you mean to post this in Suckaholics' "gay things I do to get laid" thread?

[pron]

Does she show that smooth little clam?

[nsfw] Rules [nsfw]

[mvscal]

...looked like a fun, lighthearted movie full of silly, awkward moments when an over-the-top idyllic Barbie lifestyle clashes with the complexities and nuances of human existence. Something approximating the Lego Movie or Super Mario Bros movie was my hope. That is what the trailers are selling and if the writers had more skill, The Barbie Movie could have delivered on that promise. Sadly, this movie falls well short.

Margot Robie and Ryan Gosling are stellar actors in this thing but the writing is complete shit. As I sit here ruminating on what I just watched I still have no idea who the target audience is for this movie. I watched it with a group including some teenage girls. They hated it. The adult women in our group thought it had some good moments but overall it was "weird." After some discussion I figured out "weird" means "not what they expected."

I checked Rotten Tomatoes and son of a bitch the official movie summary says it will "subvert your expectations." Mission accomplished, Barbie Movie. You made a movie that does not live up to its potential or the marketing hype.

1.25 out of 5 stars.

I'm sorry to hear that you died. Hope you feel better soon.

Donnie Baker, comedian and ‘Bob & Tom Show’ regular, has died: reports

https://www.pennlive.com/news/2023/07/d ... ports.html

[Screw_Michigan]

I'm sorry to hear that you died. Hope you feel better soon.

[Kierland]

...looked like a fun, lighthearted movie full of silly, awkward moments when an over-the-top idyllic Barbie lifestyle clashes with the complexities and nuances of human existence. Something approximating the Lego Movie or Super Mario Bros movie was my hope. That is what the trailers are selling and if the writers had more skill, The Barbie Movie could have delivered on that promise. Sadly, this movie falls well short.

Margot Robie and Ryan Gosling are stellar actors in this thing but the writing is complete shit. As I sit here ruminating on what I just watched I still have no idea who the target audience is for this movie. I watched it with a group including some teenage girls. They hated it. The adult women in our group thought it had some good moments but overall it was "weird." After some discussion I figured out "weird" means "not what they expected."

I checked Rotten Tomatoes and son of a bitch the official movie summary says it will "subvert your expectations." Mission accomplished, Barbie Movie. You made a movie that does not live up to its potential or the marketing hype.

1.25 out of 5 stars.

I'm sorry to hear that you died. Hope you feel better soon.

Donnie Baker, comedian and ‘Bob & Tom Show’ regular, has died: reports

https://www.pennlive.com/news/2023/07/d ... ports.html

Glass dicked twice in one day. What a tard.

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