Charles Darwin Doing Work

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Daredevil Building Climber Goes to Hong Kong to Do Daredevil Climbing Shit, Falls 721'

It was inevitable. Charles D. is patient like a glacier.

[smackaholic]

Yeah, ole Chuck has been slacking an awful lot over the last century or so. It just seems like he's been tired and his heart just isn't in it anymore. But taunt his enough and he can still swat away tards.

[Kierland]

Says the guy who just lost his wife to “increased mortality rate” or whatever fever dream you called it.

How’s the femdom GF?

[mvscal]

Don't think Chuck had to work very hard here. This was an easy lay up.

[Mikey]

Is 721’ some kind of a record for this sort of thing?

[mvscal]

Some dumbass fell 4,000 ft off the Grand Canyon Skywalk. That might have been a suicide, though.

[Meat Head]

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Too bad this guy's family will never get any cash for the iconic image.

[Kierland]

Some dumbass fell 4,000 ft off the Grand Canyon Skywalk. That might have been a suicide, though.

The skyway isn’t even 4000 ft above the river let alone the rocks right below it which are maybe 1000 ft down. Let me guess, you’ve never been there.

[Sudden Sam]

The skyway isn’t even 4000 ft above the river let alone the rocks right below it which are maybe 1000 ft down. Let me guess, you’ve never been there.

Not with a tape measure.

[Dr_Phibes]

I drove a golf cart once.

Arms and legs outside the vehicle.

[Kierland]

How about your eyes?

[Dr_Phibes]

enchanting and lustrous as ever, thanks.

[Mikey]

I was playing golf years ago with a buddy of mine at Torrey Pines. We were in a cart on one of the holes that goes along parallel to the cliff, probably #4 on the South course but I’m not sure at this point. Driving across the fairway in the direction of the ocean. He was driving full speed and smoking a fat one when something happened to cause the cart to veer to the left. He fell out and did perfect somersault ending up on his feet with the joint still burning. Meanwhile I’m heading downhill towards the cliff in a cart with no driver. Luckily my mind was still clear enough grab the wheel and put on the brakes before getting too close. Good thing too because that could have been an ignominious ending to a potentially lucrative future LIV career.

[Dr_Phibes]

I think the PGA recommends you just cover your eyes with your hands and scream in that situation.

[Diego in Seattle]

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Too bad this guy's family will never get any cash for the iconic image.

Leaving them flat broke?

[Kierland]

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Too bad this guy's family will never get any cash for the iconic image.

You mean that photo you just used for free?

[Meat Head]

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Too bad this guy's family will never get any cash for the iconic image.

You mean that photo you just used for free?

Exactly. You are one smart mother fucker.

[mvscal]

The skyway isn’t even 4000 ft above the river let alone the rocks right below it which are maybe 1000 ft down. Let me guess, you’ve never been there.

Here. Take a 4,000 foot plunger up your gaped asshole, you cretinous, sperm burping mongoloid.

Unparalleled views of one of the world’s Seven Natural Wonders await you at Grand Canyon West on Skywalk. This breathtaking 10-foot wide, horseshoe-shaped glass bridge extends 70 feet out over the rim of the Grand Canyon, giving you a clear view 4,000 feet to the Canyon floor below.

https://grandcanyonwest.com/things-to-do/skywalk/

A 33-year-old man fell 4,000 feet to his death from the Grand Canyon Skywalk in Arizona, authorities say

https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/18/us/grand ... index.html

Man falls 4,000 feet to his death from Grand Canyon Skywalk

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 60046.html

Earlier this month, the Mohave County Sheriff's Office Search and Rescue team said the 33-year-old man "went over the edge" of the Skywalk and fell 4,000 feet to his death on June 5. The Hualapai Police Department has now ruled his death a suicide.

https://www.ktnv.com/news/grand-canyon- ... mans-death

The 33-year-old plummeted from the edge of the canyon's "Sky Walk" attraction — a walkway that extends out over the chasm and allows tourists to look down to its bottom. The unidentified man fell over 4,000 ft, the Mohave County Sheriff's Office said.

https://www.fox4news.com/news/man-falls ... -his-death

MOHAVE COUNTY (KTNV) — A man is dead after authorities said he "went over the edge" of the Grand Canyon Skywalk.

According to the Mohave County Sheriff's Office Search and Rescue Team, this happened last week. Officials said a 33-year-old man went over the edge around 9 a.m. on June 5th and fell about 4,000 feet.

https://www.ktnv.com/news/man-dies-afte ... on-skywalk

33-Year-Old Falls 4,000 Feet To His Death At Grand Canyon Skywalk
The Mohave County Sheriff's Office in Arizona says the unidentified man “went over the edge” last week at the popular tourist destination.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/man-fall ... b71a1251e8

A man in his 30s has fallen to his death in an apparent suicide after going over the edge at the Grand Canyon Skywalk in Arizona, local officials say.
...
The skywalk is a horseshoe-shaped glass bridge extending 70 feet (21 meters) out over the rim of the Grand Canyon at a height of about 4,000 feet (1,219 meters).

https://bnonews.com/index.php/2023/06/m ... n-skywalk/

Tourist, 33, plunges 4,000 feet to his death at Grand Canyon Skywalk

https://nypost.com/2023/06/17/tourist-3 ... nd-canyon/

The death of a man in the Grand Canyon was ruled a suicide after he fell 4,000 feet from a viewing platform.

The incident happened on June 5 at about 9 a.m. at the Grand Canyon Skywalk. The man was only identified as a 33-year-old by the Mohave County Sheriff’s Office.

https://news.yahoo.com/death-man-grand- ... 05549.html

[Mikey]

I seriously doubt that it’s actually 4,000 feet. Maybe rounded to the nearest 10, or even 100. Close enough for government work, as we used to say in the EPA. I think my wife’s group also used to say that in the General Dynamics division where they made rockets.

[Kierland]

I thought Yellow Hitler didn’t read my posts. He only seems to make exceptions for tomatoes and skywalks. The skywalk is at 4,770 ft elevation, the river is 1,160 ft so you might want to go back to 3rd grade math. And he didn’t fall in the river he hit the rocks below which are less than 1000ft down. Again, have you been there? I have.

Or you can just post more fake news. Try 40 articles next time pedokkkal.

[Mikey]

1,000 feet was probably plenty painful.

[Diego in Seattle]

I seriously doubt that it’s actually 4,000 feet. Maybe rounded to the nearest 10, or even 100. Close enough for government work, as we used to say in the EPA. I think my wife’s group also used to say that in the General Dynamics division where they made rockets.

And don't forget that SD is the southern part of LA....

[kcdave]

Chuck D gettin' nice

[Smackie Chan]

Robertson had a custom woodworking business,...saying he specialized in “custom designs.”

Hope he built himself a nice fancy coffin.

[Sudden Sam]

Not a great day for folks named Robertson.

[Diego in Seattle]

tRump just lost a voter...

[Screw_Michigan]

Chuck D gettin' nice

Taking out the trash