Come and knock on the funeral parlor door...

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kcdave
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Come and knock on the funeral parlor door...

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Suzanne Somers ..... rip.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/su ... aking+News

She produced the 2nd highest total of crusty jiz sox in the world
during the 70's and second only to Farrah.

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HighPlainsGrifter
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Back when porn was hard to find those late night Thighmaster videos were game-changing. I can still close my eyes and tell you exactly how many CRT monitor pixels wide her fertile valley was.

I'll rub one out in her honor. Respectfully, of course.
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Sudden Sam
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She and Jenny McCarthy were the two worst actresses of their eras. Neck and neck as to who is less talented.

That said, breast cancer was damn tough on the girl. Rough way to go.

RIP.
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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2023 12:05 am She and Jenny McCarthy were the two worst actresses of their eras. Neck and neck as to who is less talented.

That said, breast cancer was damn tough on the girl. Rough way to go.

RIP.
Proof that acting talent has ZERO to do with jerkability talent.
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RIP to the girl in the white T-Bird. "Lady Luck"
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan

Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.

"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
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Scott from Anaheim
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I think that pretty well wipes out that whole apartment complex.
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She's the Stiff
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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