Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

[Mikey]

Be sure to watch the whole thing, at least the first four minutes, it keeps getting better and better.
The helicopter guy (Chris Christie? ) certainly knows how to play up the drama.





Corona. That's schmick's neighborhood. Hmmmm...wouldn't be at all surprised to find out that he's a cross dresser.

[FiatLux]

Be sure to watch the whole thing, at least the first four minutes, it keeps getting better and better.
The helicopter guy (Chris Christie? ) certainly knows how to play up the drama.





Corona. That's schmick's neighborhood. Hmmmm...wouldn't be at all surprised to find out that he's a cross dresser.

That was hilarious.

How did the La Habra cops end up in Corona?

Isn't that Orange county to Riverside county?


Too funny.

[Mikey]

Good question. La Habra is just north of Anaheim. About 20 miles west of Corona, but pretty direct route there on the 91 freeway. Maybe they were chasing her for using the FasTrak lane on the 91 without a transponder.

I once got a $450 fine on that road for not paying attention and going into the 3+ lane (no toll) instead of the normal FasTrak lane.

[FiatLux]

Maybe they were chasing her for using the FasTrak lane on the 91 without a transponder.

I once got a $450 fine on that road for not paying attention and going into the 3+ lane (no toll) instead of the normal FasTrak lane.

Fuck Fastrak. That's criminal enterprise in its own. They don't take cash at the bridge tolls anymore. Maybe the Benicia Bridge. But I have no need to head to Benicia or Vallejo. That's R-Jack's hood. Fucking shithole.


They have cameras from the Maze to the south bay for the toll lanes. Couple weeks later you end up with a bill in the mail just for passing slow traffic and getting back into the non-toll lanes. Not sure if you got your fine in the mail or were pulled over. Just remember to pass when the cameras aren't visible.

Big Brother is watching you and stealing your money.


Fuck Fastrak!

[Sudden Sam]

Sounds like a wonderful place to live.

[Mikey]

Maybe they were chasing her for using the FasTrak lane on the 91 without a transponder.

I once got a $450 fine on that road for not paying attention and going into the 3+ lane (no toll) instead of the normal FasTrak lane.

Fuck Fastrak. That's criminal enterprise in its own. They don't take cash at the bridge tolls anymore. Maybe the Benicia Bridge. But I have no need to head to Benicia or Vallejo. That's R-Jack's hood. Fucking shithole.


They have cameras from the Maze to the south bay for the toll lanes. Couple weeks later you end up with a bill in the mail just for passing slow traffic and getting back into the non-toll lanes. Not sure if you got your fine in the mail or were pulled over. Just remember to pass when the cameras aren't visible.

Big Brother is watching you and stealing your money.


Fuck Fastrak!

I was going to a meeting, for work, where I was going to give a presentation and was thinking about my talk while driving. I only used that road a few times a year for offsite work. At the entrance to the FasTrak lane it gets split into two, one with the overhead sensor and one for "3+" with no sensor so you don't get charged. I had a transponder and missed the beginning of the split, and couldn't get over because of some cones. The cop was waiting for me at the exit of the staging area and pulled me over. I showed him my transponder and explained that I wasn't trying to save money because I wasn't paying the toll myself anyway. His deal was, well I can't let you off because I pulled you over and I can't backtrack. I guess they need to pay his salary or something.

[Mikey]

Sounds like a wonderful place to live.

That entire area is a shithole. Hot, crowded and smoggy. I've often referred to it as the taint of SoCal. Probably the worst air quality in the entire state, but the homes are relatively cheap. When we moved back to California from Nevada in 1999 we actually looked at a new home up there (about 60 miles north of here) but had a hard time breathing so we made a better choice and moved to where we are now.

[Sudden Sam]

I was going to a meeting, for work, where I was going to give a presentation and was thinking about my talk while driving. I only used that road a few times a year for offsite work. At the entrance to the FasTrak lane it gets split into two, one with the overhead sensor and one for "3+" with no sensor so you don't get charged. I had a transponder and missed the beginning of the split, and couldn't get over because of some cones. The cop was waiting for me at the exit of the staging area and pulled me over. I showed him my transponder and explained that I wasn't trying to save money because I wasn't paying the toll myself anyway. His deal was, well I can't let you off because I pulled you over and I can't backtrack. I guess they need to pay his salary or something.

Fuckin’ cops enforcing the law.

Defund the police!

[Sudden Sam]

Sounds like a wonderful place to live.

That entire area is a shithole. Hot, crowded and smoggy. I've often referred to it as the taint of SoCal. Probably the worst air quality in the entire state, but the homes are relatively cheap. When we moved back to California from Nevada in 1999 we actually looked at a new home up there (about 60 miles north of here) but had a hard time breathing so we made a better choice and moved to where we are now.

Sounds (and looks) like you made a great choice.

[Mikey]

I was going to a meeting, for work, where I was going to give a presentation and was thinking about my talk while driving. I only used that road a few times a year for offsite work. At the entrance to the FasTrak lane it gets split into two, one with the overhead sensor and one for "3+" with no sensor so you don't get charged. I had a transponder and missed the beginning of the split, and couldn't get over because of some cones. The cop was waiting for me at the exit of the staging area and pulled me over. I showed him my transponder and explained that I wasn't trying to save money because I wasn't paying the toll myself anyway. His deal was, well I can't let you off because I pulled you over and I can't backtrack. I guess they need to pay his salary or something.

Fuckin’ cops enforcing the law.

Defund the police!

Yeah and me being a violent liberal.

[FiatLux]

Yeah. Riverside's a shithole. But La Habra is a shithole as well.

[Kierland]

Most Californians live in a shithole. If you add up the populations of Sacramento, Fresno, Bakersfield, all of the rest of the Valley, all of the inland empire, 98% of LA/Orange Counties and large chunk of the east bay and San Jose- that’s a shit ton of people living with some combination of- shit views, shit air, hella traffic, high prices, hot summers and too much concrete.

[Sudden Sam]

Most Californians live in a shithole. If you add up the populations of Sacramento, Fresno, Bakersfield, all of the rest of the Valley, all of the inland empire, 98% of LA/Orange Counties and large chunk of the east bay and San Jose- that’s a shit ton of people living with some combination of- shit views, shit air, hella traffic, high prices, hot summers and too much concrete.

So is a cruise of the PCH on a motorcycle worth a trip out there?

[Kierland]

Absolutely. Start in SLO and head north. Done it many times in every kind of vehicle from bike to motorcycle to hardtop to convertible to RV. I have even done it in a hippy van.

[Mikey]

Absolutely spectacular, but it's still closed south of Big Sur, near Lucia. We drove down to Nepenthe, Big Sur, a couple of Sundays ago from Palo Alto. Spent the afternoon hiking around Point Lobos.

Be careful, though. There's a high percentage of liberals in the area. Some of them may be violent.

[Sudden Sam]

Absolutely spectacular, but it's still closed south of Big Sur, near Lucia. We drove down to Nepenthe, Big Sur, a couple of Sundays ago from Palo Alto. Spent the afternoon hiking around Point Lobos.

Be careful, though. There's a high percentage of liberals in the area. Some of them may be violent.

I think I’d be safe. It’ll be a while before I do the ride anyway.

[FiatLux]

Pfeiffer Beach is one of my favorites.

[Kierland]

Pfeiffer, Limekiln (where the slide is), Salmon creek, Cruikshank, Plaskett, the list goes on and on.

[Diego in Seattle]

Yeah. Riverside's a shithole. But La Habra is a shithole as well.

*Rialto has entered this chat*

[FiatLux]

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen little Muslim girls play some legit metal…

[Diego in Seattle]

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen little Muslim girls play some legit metal…

You had mvskkkal at little girls...

[FiatLux]

Sunday Night Football











Enough said...

[Mikey]

Nice start so far…

[FiatLux]

That was a curb stomping...






Hello, Officer. I like to report a murder

[Mikey]

Major beat down.

[FiatLux]

Major beat down.

[FiatLux]

https://www.foxweather.com/weather-news ... lco-mexico









Tell Biden to get the paper towels ready.

[FiatLux]

Looks like Suckaholic's kids honeymoon didn't go as well as planned.



I guess she ate the whole potato chip this time and turn into one of the beasts that were at the wedding.

Should've hooked up with the hot Asian chick in the wedding photo.


https://www.foxnews.com/us/active-shoot ... ors-locked

[Screw_Michigan]

Looks like Suckaholic's kids honeymoon didn't go as well as planned.

[Kierland]

The ren fairy thinks mass murder is the best thing he saw today on the internet.

[FiatLux]

[Mikey]

Be careful. Kierland has a short fuse.

[Kierland]

Me: You’re glorifying mass murder you POS ren fairy

ren fairy: yeah but you’re 5’ 10”!


Epic take!

[FiatLux]

Be careful. Kierland has a short fuse.

What other kind of fuse would a midget have?

[Kierland]

Dozens dead, but hey all I really have is appearance smack.

Sin,
Some ren fairy

[Softball Bat]

Very nice, Jsc!

[Mikey]

8 cm aneurysm? That's more than 3 inches. Yeah, my friend's life has been saved.

Was this in his ascending (thoracic) aorta? My younger brother died age 65 a few weeks ago from a thoracic aortic dissection, same thing that killed my father at 56 and my sister at 60. His aneurysm was 6 cm. When it gets to 5.5 you’re supposed to have surgery, and he was going to do it in the spring. It’s a procedure that does carry some risk of morbidity and mortality. Mine is 4.1 and stable, slightly larger than normal and monitored every year. I’m glad your friend survived. He was lucky.

[FiatLux]

Looks like Suckaholic's kids honeymoon didn't go as well as planned.

Dude's gonna get away.


Too funny.

[Mikey]

Looks like Suckaholic's kids honeymoon didn't go as well as planned.

Dude's gonna get away.


Too funny.

Gonna join up with DB Cooper?

[FiatLux]

Dude's gonna get away.


Too funny.

Gonna join up with DB Cooper?

Good point.

Could have flown off and did a victory lap in the sky over the cops while laughing. Then flew off to Nova Scotia where they really care about the quality of life.