Long Gone Posters

StrawMan · Post by **StrawMan** » Sun Nov 26, 2023 7:14 am

It'd be great to see Headhunter posting again. He and I collaborated on a few wytching projects back in the early 2000's. A few "Real Men of Genius" posts and general hilarious brutality with IB's headshots.

He's the one with the pro level Photoshop skills, though.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:25 pm

StrawMan wrote: ↑Sun Nov 26, 2023 7:14 am It'd be great to see Headhunter posting again. He and I collaborated on a few wytching projects back in the early 2000's. A few "Real Men of Genius" posts and general hilarious brutality with IB's headshots.

He's the one with the pro level Photoshop skills, though.

Really? Was that at the Pirate Bar, Stucknut or one of the other [____]*[____] inv/memb VIP sites I was not invited to? Because you all really didn't have the balls to do that in front of me. That's disquieting. Anything else I should know about?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:49 pm

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:25 pmBecause you all really didn't have the balls to do that in front of me.

What would/should they fear?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Nov 27, 2023 11:16 pm

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:49 pm
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:25 pmBecause you all really didn't have the balls to do that in front of me.
What would/should they fear?

https://youtu.be/yRYFKcMa_Ek?si=RtYEdlwKqLxZyA6M

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Nov 27, 2023 11:29 pm

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:25 pm Really? Was that at the Pirate Bar, Stucknut or one of the other [____]*[____] inv/memb VIP sites I was not invited to? Because you all really didn't have the balls to do that in front of me. That's disquieting. Anything else I should know about?

This is you, IB

https://youtu.be/D3U55usfJK8?t=384

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Mon Nov 27, 2023 11:53 pm

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:49 pm
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:25 pmBecause you all really didn't have the balls to do that in front of me.
What would/should they fear?

Not a damn thing - which is why it was ball-less to do it anywhere except in front of me. Like, wtf?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Nov 28, 2023 12:01 am

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 11:53 pm
Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:49 pm
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:25 pmBecause you all really didn't have the balls to do that in front of me.
What would/should they fear?
Not a damn thing - which is why it was ball-less to do it anywhere except in front of me. Like, wtf?

I doubt anyone intentionally hid anything from you due to a gonad shortage. They were prolly just tryna keep from hurting your feelings, recognizing there's no place on a smack board for that kind of rude behavior.

StrawMan · Post by **StrawMan** » Tue Nov 28, 2023 12:13 am

Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:25 pm
StrawMan wrote: ↑Sun Nov 26, 2023 7:14 am It'd be great to see Headhunter posting again. He and I collaborated on a few wytching projects back in the early 2000's. A few "Real Men of Genius" posts and general hilarious brutality with IB's headshots.

He's the one with the pro level Photoshop skills, though.
Really? Was that at the Pirate Bar, Stucknut or one of the other [____]*[____] inv/memb VIP sites I was not invited to?

I've no idea what board it was, but it wasn't anything exclusive.

Because you all really didn't have the balls to do that in front of me.

Bullshit. The topic of your photos "being hacked" [LOL, they were freed!] was open board discussion, as were the edited pics. My personal faves were your head on Al Roker's body and your face on the Aunt Jemima syrup bottle. QUALITY PS SKILLS!

That's disquieting.

Sorry. I wouldn't do anything like that these days. I'm also not planning to re-learn GIMP [poor man's Photoshop], if that's any solace. :-)

Anything else I should know about?

Yes. I was the one who "freed" your photos in the first place. You left an unavoidable set of bread crumbs, my dear.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Tue Nov 28, 2023 3:17 am

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 12:01 am
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 11:53 pm
Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:49 pm

What would/should they fear?
Not a damn thing - which is why it was ball-less to do it anywhere except in front of me. Like, wtf?
I doubt anyone intentionally hid anything from you due to a gonad shortage. They were prolly just tryna keep from hurting your feelings, recognizing there's no place on a smack board for that kind of rude behavior.

Edited: Ok. Thank you. Accepted.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Tue Nov 28, 2023 3:48 am

StrawMan wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 12:13 am
He's the one with the pro level Photoshop skills, though.

Edited: Thank you for your explanation. And yes, he did. A couple people did. It was fun. It was then.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Tue Nov 28, 2023 1:56 pm

Seems that years ago I heard that index passed away. Anyone know if that’s fact?

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Tue Nov 28, 2023 4:42 pm

Roach wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2023 8:32 pm
The famous Tonto pic witch war. Photoshop v.5

Good times

I remember smile cramping during that episode...

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Wed Nov 29, 2023 6:53 am

The Seer wrote: ↑Fri Oct 20, 2023 10:22 pm AggieGal in the BTCFB board.

psufan who hungus'd himself.

miketheangrycrackhead

Van, RIP.

Jay_Duck

There’s no underscore in my username.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Nov 29, 2023 2:21 pm

Must have been a different Jay_Duck.

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Wed Nov 29, 2023 7:16 pm

Mikey wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 2:21 pm Must have been a different Jay_Duck.

He sounds like a real dick

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Nov 29, 2023 9:45 pm

JayDuck wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 7:16 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 2:21 pm Must have been a different Jay_Duck.
He sounds like a real_dick

FTFY

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Thu Nov 30, 2023 5:49 am

never_heard _of _him.

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:45 am

I guess if this is kind of a "tag, you're it" type of situation I should name someone. And just because I just found this old post and almost died of laughter remembering it, I nominate all the old fools in this thread, m2?...that it?...you're done?..., even m2.

GreginPG
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
H4ever
TheJON

R.I.P. Van

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Nov 30, 2023 1:04 pm

Didn't theNOJ do something that caused him to run himself?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:33 pm

Someone got his wife's picture and used it as their avatar.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:37 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:33 pm Someone got his wife's picture and used it as their avatar.

Are you serious?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:13 pm

JayDuck wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:45 am I guess if this is kind of a "tag, you're it" type of situation I should name someone. And just because I just found this old post and almost died of laughter remembering it, I nominate all the old fools in this thread, m2?...that it?...you're done?..., even m2.

GreginPG
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
H4ever
TheJON

R.I.P. Van

In perhaps the irony of all ironies, KAL ended up having a fairly decent season in 2009, finishing at 8-5 (tied for 5th in the PAC10 meatgrinder at 5-4) and upsetting the Jim Harbaugh, David Shaw (OC) and Andrew Luck (freshman year) juggernaut in the “Big Game” before losing to Utah in the Poinsettia Bowl.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:24 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:33 pmSomeone got his wife's picture and used it as their avatar.

Very wrong, and yet I still lol.

Had an asshole boss once (branch chief) who was married to someone (a self-avowed former truck stop crack ho) who worked in our somewhat small building. Wife started having an affair with a division chief (step above branch), who also worked in our building. Division chief kept a framed photo of his mistress (my boss's wife) on his desk! He eventually got fired and security escorted him out of the building for some sort of computer security breach, prolly porn-related. Last time I saw him he was working the sales floor at Circuit City.

Your tax $$ at work.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:22 am

Smackie_mf_Chan

StrawMan · Post by **StrawMan** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 1:05 am

Jokey.

His post about the "freakishly strong 'tard" kid wrestling away his fishing float and refusing to give it back was freakin' hilarious.

fatsack's "Duck Butter" thread was another smile cramper. Two great story tellers, both of 'em.

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 3:49 am

Bacefelice

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:03 am

Catfish

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:04 am

Prime fucking X

Bill in Houston · Post by **Bill in Houston** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 10:33 am

Pogue Mahone

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 2:41 pm

Aaron in Tucson (Toostoned)
Raydah James

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 3:00 pm

Team Nutsack

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 3:19 pm

Pastor Bob Tilton

Waitman Wade Beorne

sixpackdan

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 4:32 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 1:04 pm Didn't theNOJ do something that caused him to run himself?

I seem to remember him either jocking or pretending he went to Iowa and it came out that he actually went to Iowa St.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 4:44 pm

Goddess

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:10 pm

Carson wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2023 3:19 pm sixpackdan

fudgepackeddan

:smile:

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 7:31 pm

Meat Head · Post by **Meat Head** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 8:27 pm

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 8:37 pm

TRAVIS13. ALL CAPS.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 8:45 pm

RadioFan. Came out to my show in Kansas City. Epic meltdown.

rozy. Lived across town in Houston when I was living there. Think he was a retired cop.

Badfish. well...

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 9:46 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2023 8:45 pm
Badfish.

North Alabama grad, iirc.

FrozenSooner. I sent his dad a Dan Fouts poster. Seems like FS was a student in Tuscaloosa at one point.