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Not as an extra. This is STARRING :jtr:

And the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor goes to ......
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It's probably safe to assume JTR is playing a young Richard Simmons while Pauly Shore plays an older Richard Simmons. This movie could be pretty good. I'll give it a review when it comes out.
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"Clones, save your 'What you call crank in the face, I call Saturday night--Richard Simmons' emails."

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Movie preview
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Big time?
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Roux wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 8:38 pm Movie preview
Probably portrays Simmons' butt buddy.
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Hi there!




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So much larger than life...
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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 6:14 pm

Hi there!




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So much larger than life...
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You are cold as ice. Obviously someone is feeling better from Covid.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
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Roux wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 5:42 pm
Not as an extra. This is STARRING :jtr:
Spaz, you're on your way!

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Pauly Shore and Richard Simmons occupy the exact same amount of space in my head…NONE.

Congrats to Jess, though.
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But Sam you gotta admit, that is an amazing job of casting. Pauly is perfect for the role.
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Roux wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 1:06 am But Sam you gotta admit, that is an amazing job of casting. Pauly is perfect for the role.
No doubt. He looks somewhat like Simmons and they’re both effeminate douches.
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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 6:14 pm Image

So much larger than life...
20 years later, and JtR STILL hasn't gotten laid. Hope this new role pays him enough to fix that problem.
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StrawMan wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 10:50 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 6:14 pm Image

So much larger than life...
20 years later, and JtR STILL hasn't gotten laid. Hope this new role pays him enough to fix that problem.
Safe to say to say...his Heiman has not been broken.




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Tonight is the premier of The Court Jester. JTR walking the red carpet and all that. Happy for the guy.
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Not to try and detract from Jesse’s big weekend, but this film is a short, not a feature, that’s being screened in Park City tonight. It will be available on YouTube later. Apparently Shore is cast to play Richard Simmons in an “unrelated, yet to be named, biopic that hasn’t yet started production.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movie ... 90492/amp/

I sort of doubt that there will be a red carpet. But rack JTR anyway.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 6:44 pm It's probably safe to assume JTR is playing a young Richard Simmons while Pauly Shore plays an older Richard Simmons. This movie could be pretty good. I'll give it a review when it comes out.
OK, so I wasted two minutes of my life watching a trailer for a biographical movie about somebody I don't give a fuck about, starring somebody I don't give a fuck about and co-starring somebody I give even less of a fuck about if that is actually even possible. No, JTR is not playing young Richard Simmons.

This has the potential to be the worst movie ever made. The ingredients are all there.
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mvscal wrote:This has the potential to be the worst movie ever made. The ingredients are all there.
Maybe, but I give it a thumbs up, just because it gives us something to chatter about in here.
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I thought this was a Peter Gabriel obit thread.
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:07 pm I thought this was a Peter Gabriel obit thread.
Thankfully not
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:07 pm I thought this was a Peter Gabriel obit thread.
Did he die before Phil Collins??

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Congrats to JtR.

Life sure dealt him a weird hand but he played it better than I would have. If there ever was a genetic 2-7 off-suit it's that kid's unfortunate mix of jewfro, rosacea, pumpkin head, and permanent fat layer.
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Rootbeer wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 4:11 am If there ever was a genetic 2-7 off-suit it's that kid's unfortunate mix of jewfro, rosacea, pumpkin head, and permanent fat layer.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Tired of the Peter Gabriel references.

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2024 1:02 am Tired of the Peter Gabriel references.
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Webb is a big Mott/Hunter fan. He also covered “Original Mixed-Up Kid”.
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