NFL playoffs ...

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:59 pm

Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 5:21 am Offer them an air fryer and a VCR. Tell them not to wrap food in tin foil before using the fryer, it sparks.

Tin foil also isn't very good for getting marijuana onto a commercial jet.

Sin,
D. Stoudamire

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jan 19, 2024 5:08 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:59 pm
Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 5:21 am Offer them an air fryer and a VCR. Tell them not to wrap food in tin foil before using the fryer, it sparks.
Tin foil also isn't very good for getting marijuana onto a commercial jet.

Sin,
D. Stoudamire

You don't say!

Sincerely,
Chris Webber

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:29 am

The Black National Anthem will be performed at the Super Bowl this year. White_Guilt_In_Seattle has the link.

I sure feel warm, fuzzy, and unified.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sat Jan 20, 2024 2:28 am

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:29 am The Black National Anthem will be performed at the Super Bowl this year. White_Guilt_In_Seattle has the link.

I sure feel ignorant, gullible & unreliable.

FTFY

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Sat Jan 20, 2024 3:15 am

Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 2:28 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:29 am The Black National Anthem will be performed at the Super Bowl this year. White_Guilt_In_Seattle has the link.

I sure feel ignorant, gullible & unreliable.
FTFY

Wait? That wasn't you jerking off in a reaction video to the MSNBC article? My bad, bro. I saw the Mariners nipple clamps and COEXIST neck tattoo and assumed it was you.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sat Jan 20, 2024 3:20 am

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 3:15 am
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 2:28 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:29 am The Black National Anthem will be performed at the Super Bowl this year. White_Guilt_In_Seattle has the link.

I sure feel ignorant, gullible & unreliable.
FTFY
Wait? That wasn't you jerking off in a reaction video to the MSNBC article? My bad, bro. I saw the Mariners nipple clamps and COEXIST neck tattoo and assumed it was you.

Just as one would expect from a simpleton like you...

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Sat Jan 20, 2024 11:08 am

https://boriquagato.substack.com/p/deic ... they-cause

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:26 pm

Oilers vs. Browns

Like to see Bum win one on the road.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:59 pm

Except for the fact that the Titans are the Oilers.

Note: Wolfie and I are probably the only ones in here old enough to remember that the Chiefs began as the Dallas Texans.

And the Jets were originally called the Titans.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:23 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:59 pm Except for the fact that the Titans are the Oilers.

I think the Titans even went out in Oilers uniforms this year, which I don't get. The NHL does that aswell and I hate it, it just seems like a final 'f*ck you' to the fans that lost their team. Here, we'll just rub your nose in it, here's your old uni's.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:37 pm

Bum's got his boys playing some good football.

Penalties are killing them.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:38 pm

Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:23 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:59 pm Except for the fact that the Titans are the Oilers.

I think the Titans even went out in Oilers uniforms this year, which I don't get. The NHL does that aswell and I hate it, it just seems like a final 'f*ck you' to the fans that lost their team. Here, we'll just rub your nose in it, here's your old uni's.

Concur.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jan 20, 2024 11:10 pm

Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:23 pm I think the Titans even went out in Oilers uniforms this year, which I don't get. The NHL does that aswell and I hate it, it just seems like a final 'f*ck you' to the fans that lost their team. Here, we'll just rub your nose in it, here's your old uni's.

Not only did the Titans wear the old Oiler unis, they actually wore them against the Texans. The only way that could have been a bigger F U was if they wore them in Houston.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sat Jan 20, 2024 11:11 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:37 pm Bum's got his boys playing some good football.

Penalties are killing them.

Penalties, and a lack of a running game.

But when you get a big special teams play, it is a big boost.

Tejans did a very good job on Lamar in the 1st half.

Pressure, pressure, pressure.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 12:27 am

Oh well.

On to the Main Event.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:43 am

Lamar rolled the Tejans in the 2nd half.

So much for dave's analysis.

:smile:

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 3:23 am

Niners looking very flat. Purdy throwing some horrible passes.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 4:20 am

Purdy came through big time in the clutch. RACK it.

RACK CMC even more. He and the LBs are the heart of this team.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 4:22 am

What a fucking game.

Nothing beats the NFL.

Off to the Championship Game..

Unreal.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 4:52 am

On the last INT, J. Love didn't need to make that throw.
It was first and 10 at the 35.
There was still :50 left in the game.

Damn.

Props to the '9ers!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:47 pm

Yep, he never should have thrown that pass. He panicked and put it up in desperation when he should have just thrown it out of bounds. They still had time and timeouts enough to at least get into FG range.

Both QBs made some really dumb throws. Purdy was lucky the Pack didn’t have two or three INTs. Apparently he needs some more practice throwing a wet ball.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 7:52 pm

Time for some more Big Boy Football.

Will the Cal Bear get a chance to play against his childhood team in the Championship Game?

Should be a good one to start off the Sunday menu .Ford field is gonna be rocking and very loud.

The most expensive ticket in NFL playoff history.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 7:58 pm

Too bad the Bucs aren't wearing their legacy unis. That is the only thing that could make this game better.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:20 pm

An old "Black and Blue" division game. It's looking like it's gonna be a slugfest.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:39 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:20 pm An old "Black and Blue" division game. It's looking like it's gonna be a slugfest.

Great pass from Goff to a wide open receiver in the end zone on a deep crossing route. Go Bares!

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:46 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:39 pm
FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:20 pm An old "Black and Blue" division game. It's looking like it's gonna be a slugfest.
Great pass from Goff to a wide open receiver in the end zone on a deep crossing route. Go Bares!

Goff was on fire on that drive. Lasers.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 10:51 pm

Lions putting away the Fucs.

Bama boys putting Detroit over the top.

Gibbs, Williams, Branch - they’ve made the Lions winners.*

*Dig at Kal boy

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 10:59 pm

The Bear will not quit... the Bear will not die!!!

-Joe Kapp

Take them home!

Roll on you Bears!!!

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:23 pm

The San Francisco Bay Area boy is coming home.

Goff was born in San Rafael, California, and raised in Novato, California, the son of Jerry Goff, a former Major League Baseball player. He also has an older sister named Lauren.[4][5] Goff grew up as a San Francisco 49ers fan and wears the number 16 as a tribute to Joe Montana, who played for the 49ers before Goff was born.[6]

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:33 pm

The final Sunday treat.

Should be a wild one.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:35 pm

So who you gonna pull for, FL? Your beloved Niners or Goff?

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:38 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:35 pm So who you gonna pull for, FL? Your beloved Niners or Goff?

Niners. Just like Goff.

I'm hoping he won't let us down.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:45 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:38 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:35 pm So who you gonna pull for, FL? Your beloved Niners or Goff?

Niners. Just like Goff.

I'm hoping he won't let us down.

Gotcha.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:54 pm

Josh Allen is another California kid who grew up a Niners fan.

I'm hoping for the same dedication from him if they meet in the Super Bowl.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 12:12 am

The Qweefs should have brought a defensive line with them.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 1:46 am

Great game in Orchard Park.

Nothing like the NFL playoffs.

The NFL is a Man's Game.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:41 am

Bwhahahahahhaha!

Only a Buffalo kicker.

Too funny.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 3:02 am

Brutal. Also didn't know KC has beat Buffalo in the playoffs three of the last four seasons. That's being someone's bitch.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 3:19 am

Who's got it worse than us???

Nobody!!!

Sincerely,

Minnesota and Buffalo

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:58 am

The Bills play the Chiefs like I play golf: Just slightly worse than my opponent. Doesn't matter how bad he's swinging, I'll be a little worse.