NFL Championships

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 28, 2024 6:00 pm

Only the Big Boys are left in Big Boy Football.

It's going to be good football weather in Baltimore for the Chiefs and Ravens. Around 45 degrees and cloudy.

Take that up a notch (about 30 degrees). It's going to be great football weather in the San Francisco Bay Area. In the 70's with crystal clean and clear air rolling off the Pacific Ocean.

It feels like a Summer day here in the Bay.

Now put down your King Cakes and bust out your Bud lights for those of you in the midwest and south (make Kid Rock proud). We'll be dropping our kombucha and green grass smoothies and breaking out our Red wine and Caviar for this afternoon's affair.

Now sit back and enjoy the #1 Man's Sport in the World. There should be a bunch of up's and downs today. Just the way we like it.

Fuck it. Eat your King Cakes you Jelly Belly fat fucks.

It's time for Big Boy Football!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jan 28, 2024 6:12 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 6:00 pm Now put down your King Cakes and bust out your Bud lights for those of you in the midwest and south (make Kid Rock proud). We'll be dropping our kombucha and green grass smoothies and breaking out our Red wine and Caviar for this afternoon's affair.

Now sit back and enjoy the #1 Man's Sport in the World. There should be a bunch of up's and downs today. Just the way we like it.

Fuck it. Eat your King Cakes you Jelly Belly fat fucks.

It's time for Big Boy Football!

M2, you always make me laugh. Except when you reflexively defend the murderous Israeli state.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Jan 28, 2024 6:55 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 6:00 pmbust out your Bud lights

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sun Jan 28, 2024 7:22 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 6:00 pm
Eat your King Cakes you Jelly Belly fat fucks.

It's weird that you posted that as that's the name of a 49ers trick play. It works about as well as you'd expect. Sometimes when teams aren't very good they resort to trickery and sometimes it doesn't work out.

I'm reading that the Lions will try their own trick play, the 'incomplete pass'. This is when the ball doesn't get to the intended receiver. Usually this happens by accident, but the Lions have a few designed incompletions to mess with the 49ers heads. I don't think they'll fall for it though.

Anyway, I'm picking the 49ers to completely blow out the Lions.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 28, 2024 8:50 pm

Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 7:22 pm
FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 6:00 pm
Eat your King Cakes you Jelly Belly fat fucks.

It's weird that you posted that as that's the name of a 49ers trick play.

Actually, that's an "audible" when The Niners play teams from the midwest.

Got a wild one in The Wire.

Chiefs look ready.

Will Lamar choke again in the post season?

d-townmike · Post by **d-townmike** » Sun Jan 28, 2024 10:00 pm

Great.

Now I need to deal with all these queef bandwagon fans here in St. Louis for the next few weeks.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Jan 28, 2024 10:30 pm

Huge fumble.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jan 28, 2024 10:35 pm

Ravens losing their cool. Fuck this game. Fuck 3BB. Go Niners.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Jan 28, 2024 10:50 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 8:50 pmWill Lamar choke again in the post season?

He just answered for you.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jan 28, 2024 11:07 pm

Mikey wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 10:35 pm Fuck 3BB

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 28, 2024 11:28 pm

Do the right thing Jared.

https://abc7news.com/jared-goff-novato- ... /14360908/

If you lose the Championship game... Kyle Shanahan will trade for you and make you the starting quarterback of your favorite team.

We're counting on you. No lasers.

Be a good Bear!

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sun Jan 28, 2024 11:35 pm

Mikey wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 10:35 pmRavens losing their cool. Fuck this game. Fuck 3BB.

The LOCK OF THE YEAR has been a curse for a number of players this year.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Sun Jan 28, 2024 11:45 pm

Bama, m2.

StrawMan · Post by **StrawMan** » Sun Jan 28, 2024 11:51 pm

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 10:50 pm
FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 8:50 pmWill Lamar choke again in the post season?
He just answered for you.

Yep yep. Thou shalt not throw into triple coverage in the end zone.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:09 am

What teams are we watching here?

The Niners apparently forgot to show up.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:17 am

Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:09 am What teams are we watching here?

The Niners apparently forgot to show up.

Man, we miss DeMeco Ryans.

Wilkes is a mess.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:24 am

FiatLux wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:17 am
Man, we miss DeMeco Ryans.

Wilkes is a mess.

Again…Bama.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:30 am

FiatLux wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:17 am
Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:09 am What teams are we watching here?

The Niners apparently forgot to show up.

Man, we miss DeMeco Ryans.

Wilkes is a mess.

True dat.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:40 am

Apparently they forgot how to tackle.
And pass block.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:41 am

m2…Bama.

I better stop. Branch will probably give up the winning Niner TD!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 1:07 am

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 1:32 am

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 1:43 am

It's go time.

Here we come.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 1:49 am

Really dumb call by Campbell to go for it on 4th instead of kicking a FG.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 1:52 am

Game Not Over

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 1:56 am

I guess they sent out the real team for the third quarter.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 1:56 am

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 1:49 am Really dumb call by Campbell to go for it on 4th instead of kicking a FG.

Sure was.

Ugh. Gibbs fumble.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 1:56 am

Thank you, bama.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 1:57 am

FiatLux wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 1:56 am Thank you, bama.

Touche

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:04 am

Goff can't catch the ball too.

His receivers are fucking them.

Too funny.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:08 am

They played about a perfect first half. Niners the opposite. The odds are catching up.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:09 am

FiatLux wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:04 am
His receivers are fucking them.

Thanks USC

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:17 am

Crap. Purdy sacked by a Cal Bear.

Oh well. Take the 3.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:23 am

Thomas is hurt.

Thank you universe.

We have a chance.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:26 am

Doubled down on dumb.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:26 am

I heard somewhere that Goff doesn’t do so well under pressure.n

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:32 am

Lamar Purdy.

Rack him.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:33 am

FiatLux wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:32 am Lamar Purdy.

Rack him.

He can’t lead a comeback.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:34 am

FiatLux wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 1:43 am It's go time.

Here we come.

Called with the Niners down 17.

Rack me.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:44 am

Fuck you Goff.

You're not being a team player!