Inventor of the Pop-Tart dead at 96

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Inventor of the Pop-Tart dead at 96

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He just happens to be from my hometown, but most importantly, he invented Poptart's user name inspiration. Thank you, Bill Post, for contributing this delicious treat and inspiration for a great T1B user name, to society and internet culture.

https://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids ... at-96.html

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WAR that guy who invented Poptarts.
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Inventor Of Poptarts Is Toasted
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How is the softball bat inventor doing? I heard he had Lupus.
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Will his coffin be plain or frosted?
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Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2024 3:31 amInventor Of Poptarts Is Toasted
Toasted is definitely the way to go.

Toasted raspberry pop-tarts with some vanilla ice cream. *yummy*

One pop-tart is not enough. After one, you are not yet satisfied. Gotta go for the 2nd one.
That's why they put two in the sleeve.

But after the 2nd one, your stomach feels a slight bit of regret.
Nevertheless, tomorrow you'll do the same thing.


I'm going to have to go out and get some raspberry pop-tarts this weekend, in honor of Mr. Post!
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Carson wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2024 6:06 am Will his coffin be plain or frosted?
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kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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