Most Stressed States in America

[Mikey]

I feel your pain, Sam.

New York is 24 and California is 25, BTW. I'm feeling pretty relaxed right now.




https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/03/top-10- ... siDg-WdwjY

[Sudden Sam]

I am nearly 100% stress-free. Nobody asked my opinion.

No credit card debt. House nearly paid for. Cars paid for. Health is fine…PSA numbers continue to decline with each check. Family stress? Yeah, actually plenty of that, but I’m good at compartmentalization.

[Mikey]

I am 100% stress-free. Nobody asked my opinion.

You're not even on the Bell curve then.

[Sudden Sam]

I am 100% stress-free. Nobody asked my opinion.

You're not even on the Bell curve then.

Slight tweak above.

[Mikey]

I am 100% stress-free. Nobody asked my opinion.

You're not even on the Bell curve then.

Slight tweak above.

I was about to call you an outlier, but I guess that doesn't apply.

[Sudden Sam]

SEC! SEC! SEC!

[FiatLux]

Looks like being a Trumper is taking its toll on the Trumpers in the Trump states. (say that seven times really fast)

I guess Wal-Mart stopped hiring.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Fifty-nine percent of LGBTQIA+ respondents said the state of the nation has made them consider moving to a different country

We should support these people's mental health and get them to a more favorable country. It's the compassionate thing to do.

How much do you think it would cost to send a container ship of fags to Ukraine? $100,000? We could fundraise that.

These oppressed LGBTQIA-plussers could live out several fantasies at once: No longer suffer under the oppression of a 250 year old founding document; and they could fight Russia in that war they love so much.

I see nothing but upside here.

[Carson]

The state of the nation would improve, too.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Uh oh, Carson. You done did it now. Sucking_Cockagain is going to call you a super mean name and roll his eyes in your general direction. I hope you can handle it.

[Mikey]

Fifty-nine percent of LGBTQIA+ respondents said the state of the nation has made them consider moving to a different country

We should support these people's mental health and get them to a more favorable country. It's the compassionate thing to do.

How much do you think it would cost to send a container ship of fags to Ukraine? $100,000? We could fundraise that.

These oppressed LGBTQIA-plussers could live out several fantasies at once: No longer suffer under the oppression of a 250 year old founding document; and they could fight Russia in that war they love so much.

I see nothing but upside here.

Why do you hate America?

[Sudden Sam]

They’d be much happier in a Muslim nation.

[Diego in Seattle]

They’d be much happier in a Muslim nation.

It's the conservatives who wish to live in a theocracy. Let them move.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Fifty-nine percent of LGBTQIA+ respondents said the state of the nation has made them consider moving to a different country

We should support these people's mental health and get them to a more favorable country. It's the compassionate thing to do.

How much do you think it would cost to send a container ship of fags to Ukraine? $100,000? We could fundraise that.

These oppressed LGBTQIA-plussers could live out several fantasies at once: No longer suffer under the oppression of a 250 year old founding document; and they could fight Russia in that war they love so much.

I see nothing but upside here.

Why do you hate America?

I'm suggesting the people who want to move should be empowered to move. Why do you want to force people to stay in a place where they don't feel safe. Are you a nazi?