Weekend Roll Call 6-1-24

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Weekend Roll Call 6-1-24

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Okay, this guy is fucking weird. I am sure his
teammates in the Giants locker room may have
a thing or two to say about it as well.



June 1st. Fag month is here. Most of us will try to
ignore it as much as possible. Screwloose, you go ahead
and enjoy your month as quietly as possible, please.

I thought about putting the brisket PET in here, but opted
to do a stand alone thread. With that ... I got no time
for anything else today. 13 hours of grill biz, followed by
a couple beers at the pool await.

Happy Weekend, Y'all.
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kctwodicks calling the jizzmopper a fag.

Ponderous.
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IN---start of the dreaded hurricane season.
maybe some hurricane/storm tunes tonight ??
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Lookin' fwd to Tune Town already. It's gonna be a beautiful day here, after 5 or 6 rain-soaked, drearym Saturdays in a row. Gotta get outside!

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I’m going to start off the day with my usual Saturday morning run to the flatlands stopping at the farmers market and Costco.

My new chipper shredder arrived yesterday evening via Amazon. It’s in two boxes so I guess there’s some assembly required. Looking forward to this afternoon when I should finally be able to dispose of the neighbor’s yapping little dog.
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Wolfman wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 11:56 amstart of the dreaded hurricane season.
Damnit.

Yeah if you've seen the season forecast, this could be a rough one. And so we're looking at house generators, any of y'all have one? Any recommendations?

The road to Omaha has started. LSU is at the UNC regional and play the Tarheels tonight. I have a daughter there now, she earned her PharmD and is finishing up her residency. Asked her who she is cheering for tonight and she immediately said LSU. I've raised her right.

The legislative Session has to conclude by Monday at 6:00pm. The money bills passed the Senate yesterday, and on Sunday we'll see in the House concurs. It has been a successful Session for my team, we had almost 2 dozen bills we were trying to pass (plus many more we had to kill or amend), and everything is done except just one more bill that remains in conference committee.

So today is my one day off. I'm still in bed, wife is still sleeping hard. I just ripped a morning fart, and our little dog who was under the sheets came out and jumped on my chest, and gave me this "wtf dude" expression. :lol:

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Now the other dog has jumped on my chest, all active. Time to take them on their walk. Y'all have a good one.
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No generator for me....yet. I have aluminum accordion shutters that cover all home openi9nngs----can do it in about 15 minutes.
NCAA baseball nd softball on the tuber for diversion.
Enjoy.
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Mikey wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 1:02 pm I’m going to start off the day with my usual Saturday morning run to the flatlands stopping at the farmers market and Costco.

My new chipper shredder arrived yesterday evening via Amazon. It’s in two boxes so I guess there’s some assembly required. Looking forward to this afternoon when I should finally be able to dispose of the neighbor’s yapping little dog.
Reminds me of this........[youtube3]https://youtu.be/_bA6RmsV6R0?si=ON-QPR3IbTcpuwiG[/youtube3]

Didn't know you had it in you. I'll stay far far away from your property.
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JPGettysburg wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 1:52 pm
Mikey wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 1:02 pm I’m going to start off the day with my usual Saturday morning run to the flatlands stopping at the farmers market and Costco.

My new chipper shredder arrived yesterday evening via Amazon. It’s in two boxes so I guess there’s some assembly required. Looking forward to this afternoon when I should finally be able to dispose of the neighbor’s yapping little dog.
Reminds me of this........[youtube3]https://youtu.be/_bA6RmsV6R0?si=ON-QPR3IbTcpuwiG[/youtube3]

Didn't know you had it in you. I'll stay far far away from your property.
You’re next.
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Mikey wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:59 pm
JPGettysburg wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 1:52 pm
Mikey wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 1:02 pm I’m going to start off the day with my usual Saturday morning run to the flatlands stopping at the farmers market and Costco.

My new chipper shredder arrived yesterday evening via Amazon. It’s in two boxes so I guess there’s some assembly required. Looking forward to this afternoon when I should finally be able to dispose of the neighbor’s yapping little dog.
Reminds me of this........[youtube3]https://youtu.be/_bA6RmsV6R0?si=ON-QPR3IbTcpuwiG[/youtube3]

Didn't know you had it in you. I'll stay far far away from your property.
You’re next.
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I didn't know it was "Fag month," Dave, until you chose to bring it up. Why did you feel the need to do that?
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Wolfman wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 11:56 am IN---start of the dreaded hurricane season.
maybe some hurricane/storm tunes tonight ??
Normal start time, 8 Eastern/5 Pacific.
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glad to be here!
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 10:55 pm I didn't know it was "Fag month," Dave, until you chose to bring it up.
Not sure I believe that. Can't swing a dead cat without
hitting a fag month ad or article online or in the media
during June for the last 10 years or so.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 10:55 pmWhy did you feel the need to do that?
Because I find it funny. Are you really that fucking stupid?
I have made it abundantly clear that I have still have the humor
level of an 8th grader. I still laugh at fart jokes also. You always want
to try and get all woke, or Freudian and make me out to be some
old racist bigoted hater. When it reality, I just like funny shit and
being able to say non-PC shit in one of the places you can still do so.
Does that clear things up enough for you, Gaywad?
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:popcorn:
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kcdave wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2024 10:19 am
Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 10:55 pm I didn't know it was "Fag month," Dave, until you chose to bring it up.
Not sure I believe that. Can't swing a dead cat without
hitting a fag month ad or article online or in the media
during June for the last 10 years or so.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 10:55 pmWhy did you feel the need to do that?
Because I find it funny. Are you really that fucking stupid?
I have made it abundantly clear that I have still have the humor
level of an 8th grader. I still laugh at fart jokes also. You always want
to try and get all woke, or Freudian and make me out to be some
old racist bigoted hater. When it reality, I just like funny shit and
being able to say non-PC shit in one of the places you can still do so.
Does that clear things up enough for you, Gaywad?
Yes, we know. You have the intellect of an 8th grader, too. You remind us every time you mash submit.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Watching two left-wing tinkerbells put on strap-ons and plunger each other relentlessly hammering away, is a guilty pleasure for sure.

Wonder who's pitching and who's catching?

:popcorn:
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