What to do about our most egregious spammer

[Jesus H Christ]

It seems that one poster recently has been making this sordid clambake almost unreadable and driving away much of our already mostly worthless traffic.

What to do.
What to do.

Discuss

[Sudden Sam]

I figured he’s Pickkkle, but it just occurred to me…

He’s bizzarro world Kierland!

[JPGettysburg]

It seems that one poster recently has been making this sordid clambake almost unreadable and driving away much of our already mostly worthless traffic.

What to do.
What to do.

Discuss

Over 25 years ago, this place was cool.
Today, accounts get hacked, and posts get edited with crazy bullshit.

Nothing I can do about that reality.

Obviously, whoever is editing my posts, has a severe case of "TDS"

I'M small potatoes next to aome of the weird shit I've seen here.

[kcdave]

Why bother?
Every time you run one of these dipshits another one pops up.

[JPGettysburg]

I figured he’s Pickkkle, but it just occurred to me…

He’s bizzarro world Kierland!

Kierland was threatening people on here.
NO WAY am I anywhere near that crazed small-time lawyer.

[Roux]

Just click yes and then you don't see him.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

I'm not a fan of heavy moderation. The ignore feature is sufficient for most things. Maybe make a rule that JPG can't post political spam in non-political threads. If he violates that rule, banxorz.

[The Seer]

I'm not a fan of heavy moderation. The ignore feature is sufficient for most things. Maybe make a rule that JPG can't post political spam in non-political threads. If he violates that rule, banxorz.

There's a few others that I'd like to include for that "rule"...

[Screw_Michigan]

Ban 88braincells instead

[Roux]

C'mon, man. If anything he needs to read less and post more.

[Mikey]

It seems that one poster recently has been making this sordid clambake almost unreadable and driving away much of our already mostly worthless traffic.

What to do.
What to do.

Discuss

Over 25 years ago, this place was cool.
Today, accounts get hacked, and posts get edited with crazy bullshit.

Nothing I can do about that reality.

Obviously, whoever is editing my posts, has a severe case of "TDS"

I'M small potatoes next to aome of the weird shit I've seen here.

25 years ago this place didn't exist.

And you're right -- you are small potatoes.

[JPGettysburg]

It seems that one poster recently has been making this sordid clambake almost unreadable and driving away much of our already mostly worthless traffic.

What to do.
What to do.

Discuss

Over 25 years ago, this place was cool.
Today, accounts get hacked, and posts get edited with crazy bullshit.

Nothing I can do about that reality.

Obviously, whoever is editing my posts, has a severe case of "TDS"

I'M small potatoes next to aome of the weird shit I've seen here.

25 years ago this place didn't exist.

And you're right -- you are small potatoes.

Yes, it did exist.
I was on it.
"Theoneboard" did exist back then.
I was the one who named the college football forum in fact.
I'm the original "corn fed stud" who coined, "BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL" and that's been the name of the college football forum ever since. I'm a GOT DAMN legend.
Some of the guys are no longer with us, I regret.
But back then, the college football forum had the most traffic, it was HUGELY POPULAR.

You think there's "smack" today? It's NOTHING compared with what went on back then.

My question is, why would you say it didn't exist back then?
Just because they have new owners, a new server, a new name, etc........etc........doesn't change the fact that this place existed way back then.

Weren't you here as well?
I distinctly remember "Mike the angry drunken Colorado fan"
Was that you? Or did his liver finally shut down?

I know jayduck passed. Laxplayer, Roger the shrubber, buckeye in sc, couple of Hurricanes fans I used to spar with, cornhusker, a Vols fan I vaguely remember, Shaq, goober etc........
There's a lot more of course, but it's been a long long time.

Anyway, it's true what they say about the good old days and Blue Bell ice cream.

[The Seer]

Weren't you here as well?
I distinctly remember "Mike the angry drunken Colorado fan"
Was that you? Or did his liver finally shut down?

I know jayduck passed. Laxplayer, Roger the shrubber, buckeye in sc, couple of Hurricanes fans I used to spar with, cornhusker, a Vols fan I vaguely remember, Shaq, goober etc........
There's a lot more of course, but it's been a long long time.

Anyway, it's true what they say about the good old days and Blue Bell ice cream.

1. JayDuck posted in the BTCFB 6 months ago so he was seen, not viewed.
2. Lax I still am in touch with but not as frequent since relocating.
3. Van definitely checked out...we were valley kids at the same time.
4. MTADCF I met a couple times in L.A. but not in AZ where he lived.

[Mikey]

Over 25 years ago, this place was cool.
Today, accounts get hacked, and posts get edited with crazy bullshit.

Nothing I can do about that reality.

Obviously, whoever is editing my posts, has a severe case of "TDS"

I'M small potatoes next to aome of the weird shit I've seen here.

25 years ago this place didn't exist.

And you're right -- you are small potatoes.

Yes, it did exist.
I was on it.
"Theoneboard" did exist back then.
I was the one who named the college football forum in fact.
I'm the original "corn fed stud" who coined, "BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL" and that's been the name of the college football forum ever since. I'm a GOT DAMN legend.
Some of the guys are no longer with us, I regret.
But back then, the college football forum had the most traffic, it was HUGELY POPULAR.

You think there's "smack" today? It's NOTHING compared with what went on back then.

My question is, why would you say it didn't exist back then?
Just because they have new owners, a new server, a new name, etc........etc........doesn't change the fact that this place existed way back then.

Weren't you here as well?
I distinctly remember "Mike the angry drunken Colorado fan"
Was that you? Or did his liver finally shut down?

I know jayduck passed. Laxplayer, Roger the shrubber, buckeye in sc, couple of Hurricanes fans I used to spar with, cornhusker, a Vols fan I vaguely remember, Shaq, goober etc........
There's a lot more of course, but it's been a long long time.

Anyway, it's true what they say about the good old days and Blue Bell ice cream.

You may have been on SC3 or whatever, but T1B did not exist before 2005. Even with your limited mental capacity it should be obvious that that wasn't 25 years ago. Claiming that all of the smackchat boards were all the same would be like saying that T1B and Trools.net are also the same. Different owners, different server, different name, etc. but still the "same"? Please.

And yes, I was there, starting around 1997 or 98. I think that there was another offshoot what I was part of sometime back then, but I can't recall the name. I wasn't the Mike from Colorado. When I first joined I was Mikey Likes It, or Hey Mikey, or something like that.

[Softball Bat]

The New World
Smackboard


25 years ago was SC3.

[Mikey]

The New World
Smackboard


25 years ago was SC3.

TNW. That's what I was thinking of. Thanks.

[Meat Head]

Run the fukker. If he has any balls he can register a new nuc and try again.

[Mikey]

Run the fukker. If he has any balls he can register a new nuc and try again.

The only balls he ever had were bouncing off his chin.

[JPGettysburg]

Run the fukker. If he has any balls he can register a new nuc and try again.

The only balls he ever had were bouncing off his chin.

^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS.

And I'M the egregious one?

[Mikey]

It’s a smack board, dipshit, or at least it’s supposed to be. Not a forum for constant, tedious, repetitive political spamming. Or have you forgotten that? If I offend you, feel free to leave.

[JPGettysburg]

It’s a smack board, dipshit, or at least it’s supposed to be. Not a forum for constant, tedious, repetitive political spamming. Or have you forgotten that? If I offend you, feel free to leave.

Maybe you misread me. I LOVE smack. ALL KINDS of smack. Smack six ways from Sunday.
Smack 24/7, 365 days.

Your penchant for "homo-erotic" smack is duly noted of course. AGAIN, not offended in the least, just pointing out your obvious affection for all things "pinkish" and "tinkerbell", that's all.

[Biggie]

[The Seer]

It’s a smack board, dipshit, or at least it’s supposed to be. Not a forum for constant, tedious, repetitive political spamming. Or have you forgotten that? If I offend you, feel free to leave.

Don't recall the same banning enthusiasm from you whilst donning your smack-police uni when the "offenders" were aligned with your wokeism ideology...could be a coincidence....

[StrawMan]

[Mikey]

It’s a smack board, dipshit, or at least it’s supposed to be. Not a forum for constant, tedious, repetitive political spamming. Or have you forgotten that? If I offend you, feel free to leave.

Don't recall the same banning enthusiasm from you whilst donning your smack-police uni when the "offenders" were aligned with your wokeism ideology...could be a coincidence....

Woah!! You called me “woke.” Now there’s some real cutting edge smack.

And where did I ever call for someone to be banned? Your reading comprehension is failing you, probably due to age and your anti-wokeism ideology.

[Jesus H Christ]

Our little poll concerning JPG ended on Thursday afternoon, with a large majority in favor of running the sorry asshole.

T!B, however, is not a democracy, so We (the Deciders, which includes Me and my Dad among others) have taken this under advisement. After keeping Holy the Sabbath (Fourth Commandment and Sunday for Protestants; Third Commandment and Sunday for Catholics; Fourth Commandment and Saturday for Jews), We have made the following decision. Instead of condemning him for eternity to the fiery pits of interwebs Hell, he will spend two weeks in Purgatory (also called a "time out" in some pre-schools) with a chance to repent and atone for his sins. Hopefully he will emerge from this experience a changed and better man (i.e., not such a loudmouth, bandwidth-sucking dick) and truly repentant for his many venial faults).

Sentence will commence as soon as I figure out how to do it.

God and gØĐ be with you all.

[Softball Bat]

Enjoy 2 weeks of peace, Ken.

:smile:

[Diego in Seattle]

So what's changed?

[mvscal]

So what's changed?

You still suck herpetic dog balls, so not much.

[The Seer]

Yes, it did exist.
I was on it.
"Theoneboard" did exist back then.
I was the one who named the college football forum in fact.
I'm the original "corn fed stud" who coined, "BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL" and that's been the name of the college football forum ever since. I'm a GOT DAMN legend.

Bradhusker?

[JPGettysburg]

Yes, it did exist.
I was on it.
"Theoneboard" did exist back then.
I was the one who named the college football forum in fact.
I'm the original "corn fed stud" who coined, "BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL" and that's been the name of the college football forum ever since. I'm a GOT DAMN legend.

Bradhusker?

Guilty as charged

[JPGettysburg]

So what's changed?

Haven't you noticed?

Instead of spamming, I just "dry-fuck" you with HARD facts.

[Jesus H Christ]

JPGettysburg has been Addressed

Ten score and nine days ago My Father brought forth on this sordid clambake, a new Tard, conceived in dumbfuckery and dedicated to the proposition that all spam is created equal.

Now We are in a great, uncivil war, testing whether that clambake, or any clambake so encumbered, can long endure the constant load of vacuous shit that said Tard constantly throws against the wall. We are met on the great battle-field of Cul de Smack. We have come to protect that field, as a final resting place for those who gave their lives so that the Troll Nation might live. It is all together fitting and proper that We should do this.

But, in a larger sense, We can not desecrate this hallowed bandwidth. It is with that devotion that We have resolved that said Tard shall spend some time with Lincoln, in the Bardo.

[Meat Head]

JPGettysburg has been Addressed

Ten score and nine days ago My Father brought forth on this sordid clambake, a new Tard, conceived in dumbfuckery and dedicated to the proposition that all spam is created equal.

Now We are in a great, uncivil war, testing whether that clambake, or any clambake so encumbered, can long endure the constant load of vacuous shit that said Tard constantly throws against the wall. We are met on the great battle-field of Cul de Smack. We have come to protect that field, as a final resting place for those who gave their lives so that the Troll Nation might live. It is all together fitting and proper that We should do this.

But, in a larger sense, We can not desecrate this hallowed bandwidth. It is with that devotion that We have resolved that said Tard shall spend some time with Lincoln, in the Bardo.

Does that mean he will have new tattoos when he comes back?

[Carson]

Who cares, it's only tardhusker.

[bungle clone]

JPGettysburg has been Addressed

Ten score and nine days ago My Father brought forth on this sordid clambake, a new Tard, conceived in dumbfuckery and dedicated to the proposition that all spam is created equal.

Now We are in a great, uncivil war, testing whether that clambake, or any clambake so encumbered, can long endure the constant load of vacuous shit that said Tard constantly throws against the wall. We are met on the great battle-field of Cul de Smack. We have come to protect that field, as a final resting place for those who gave their lives so that the Troll Nation might live. It is all together fitting and proper that We should do this.

But, in a larger sense, We can not desecrate this hallowed bandwidth. It is with that devotion that We have resolved that said Tard shall spend some time with Lincoln, in the Bardo.

Rack the creativity of this blasphemy. Although I have no issue with bradhusker, (yeah I actually recall that nic, and I don't fukk wit CFB much) seems insane the guy posts like a newer version of DrDetroit25 but without benefit of smack experience.

Where the fukk is mgo-bluelight special when we need him?