The Truman Show
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I was in Korea during the month of April.
I came back to America in early May, and flew in to LAX.
I waited in line at customs.
When it was my turn, I walked up to the counter, where an immigration officer was seated.
I placed my passport, not opened, on the counter.
The officer instructed me to look into the camera mounted on the counter.
The officer never touched my passport.
That means, of course, he never opened it.
I looked into the camera for 2-3 seconds and then the officer said, "Okay, you're good to go, poptart."
He did not say poptart.
He said my first name, which he knew without ever touching my passport.
I came back to America in early May, and flew in to LAX.
I waited in line at customs.
When it was my turn, I walked up to the counter, where an immigration officer was seated.
I placed my passport, not opened, on the counter.
The officer instructed me to look into the camera mounted on the counter.
The officer never touched my passport.
That means, of course, he never opened it.
I looked into the camera for 2-3 seconds and then the officer said, "Okay, you're good to go, poptart."
He did not say poptart.
He said my first name, which he knew without ever touching my passport.
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Ever have to pass through Canadian customs at an airport? [sarcasm]That's a treat[/sarcasm].
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This is some invasion of privacy bullshit.
I'm ready to buy a private plane and tell TSA to fuck off permanently.
I'm ready to buy a private plane and tell TSA to fuck off permanently.
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Facial recognition technology is a real thing.
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The ‘invasion’ occurred at customs upon entering the US. Not done by TSA. But go ahead and enjoy your new private plane and your freedumb.HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Jun 15, 2024 11:33 pm This is some invasion of privacy bullshit.
I'm ready to buy a private plane and tell TSA to fuck off permanently.
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It's Biden's fault. Because he has dementia and stuff, and doesn't make all the day to day decisions in every Federal agency.
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New passport? All US passports have RFID chips in them. They don't need to touch the passport to verify your info.Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Jun 15, 2024 6:39 pm I was in Korea during the month of April.
I came back to America in early May, and flew in to LAX.
I waited in line at customs.
When it was my turn, I walked up to the counter, where an immigration officer was seated.
I placed my passport, not opened, on the counter.
The officer instructed me to look into the camera mounted on the counter.
The officer never touched my passport.
That means, of course, he never opened it.
I looked into the camera for 2-3 seconds and then the officer said, "Okay, you're good to go, poptart."
He did not say poptart.
He said my first name, which he knew without ever touching my passport.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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My current passport was issued in 2015. It expires next year.
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I suggest not waiting until the last minute to get your passport renewed. The process can take awhile.
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Thanks.
It expires in December of 2025.
As for the RFID mvscal is talking about, how was the chip in my passport read?
The officer never touched the passport, and there was no scanning device evident on the counter top where I placed my passport.
It seemed to me that my identity was verified by looking into the camera for 2-3 seconds.
Maybe my passport chip was scanned in some way that I am not aware of.
I dunno.
It expires in December of 2025.
As for the RFID mvscal is talking about, how was the chip in my passport read?
The officer never touched the passport, and there was no scanning device evident on the counter top where I placed my passport.
It seemed to me that my identity was verified by looking into the camera for 2-3 seconds.
Maybe my passport chip was scanned in some way that I am not aware of.
I dunno.
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You don't need a handheld scanner. Stationary readers can be built in to the counter or something like that.Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Jun 18, 2024 12:20 am Thanks.
It expires in December of 2025.
As for the RFID mvscal is talking about, how was the chip in my passport read?
The officer never touched the passport, and there was no scanning device evident on the counter top where I placed my passport.
It seemed to me that my identity was verified by looking into the camera for 2-3 seconds.
Maybe my passport chip was scanned in some way that I am not aware of.
I dunno.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Pops, that airport experience is just the tip of the iceberg...
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Roach, along those lines, I made an Airbnb reservation (a first) in January of this year.
In order to be allowed to make the reservation, Airbnb required me to provide a facial photo taken by webcam.
In order to be allowed to make the reservation, Airbnb required me to provide a facial photo taken by webcam.
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